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Clocktoys

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I’m Pete. I’m a singer songwriter making retro indiepop and electronica on handheld devices. Love NUFC. Always looking for the laugh. Www.soundcloud.com/the-clocktoys

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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man City found guilty on 114/115 charges - what does it mean for the PL and for #NUFC - ta for reading - tf1892.substack.com/p/thru-black...
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THRU BLACK & WHITE EYES - Fraud Squad - 28/Sep/26
Premier League football has been thrown into disarray with Man City found guilty of 114/115 charges but what does it mean for Newcastle United?
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another great win for The Lasses #NUFC
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Wilko Wilkes Dancing on Escalator
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Amanda @amandavetnurse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Adorable 🥰
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Few England players sloppy as hell tonight
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Blatant dive there for that penalty
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dan Ballard done his hamstring?
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Outstanding.
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 22 99🔥 79👏 74🤗 77🌞 50🫣 Final score: 707 Quite good for me
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Objectively funny
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nick doesnt forget he's one of us #nufc
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How long before Spurs hierarchy decide Di Zerbi’s time is up?
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NUFC Twitter Bot @nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Francis (@FrancisChipp) Marcus Rashford looks about as interested in playing for Manchester United as Lewis Hall was.
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John D. Lewis @johndlewis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Get #NUFC folks read this. She's one of us.
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fuck me, 5Live commentary conjured a picture of men vs boys at the end there: words can’t describe my relief and joy at the final whistle! Never has an international break been so welcome! #nufc
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
See it out lads. Stay focussed
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Listening to this is the worst kind of hell
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
R5live basically now begging for a Hull goal.
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We’re in trouble here. Come on #nufc
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone else nervous as fuck listening to 5 live coverage?
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Jamie Crawford @jamiecrawford68.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You might have known someone who went on to develop MECFS or LC. We’re maybe someone you just stopped seeing over time, who dropped out of your social groups, or from work. We go quiet. Say you can’t meet up a few times, and you stop being asked. We’re there, but mostly we’re stuck at home. #MECFS
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Geordie Jack @central163.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It should have go the protection that synagogues got
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Lee Savage @leesavage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
£360k for that Ric 330... I'd pay just to look at it tbh
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Michael Hudson @michaelhudson76.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Miley stuff baffles me. He's had some poor games. He's also 20, just come back from a serious injury, had 45 mins of pre-season playing time and is being asked to play in a new system with other players who are struggling to make it work. But yer man off Twitter has the definitive judgement.
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Jonny Esland @jonny89.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yep for me it's the structural side that has some work. It gets mentioned but nobody ever explains it in media! There is a rule of thumb that you shouldn't make more than 3 passes sideways or backwards in a sequence as it allows the opposition to organise their attacking structure. Too often we are
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#nufc Morning after thoughts: wheres the press? Can’t wait for return of BDB; Steur at fault but kept his head up; midfield ‘gap’ MUST be addressed - cant pass out of defence/ reduced to punts down the flanks that never came off; Wissa/Pardo hmmm?
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
After a decent start, game ran away from us with the quick second. Lost too many duels, tried too many hopeful punts upfield. A tough test for the younger lads. We will get better, but the identity we were led to expect isn’t there yet. No shame tonight, Leeds are a great team in great form.
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We need to get Ramsey on immediately as the 10. Move Pardo wide right and play Wissa up top. Maybe Tino in for Dedic.
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We aren’t posing any threat tonight so far. Trying to play killer 30 yard passes
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Talented young players lying awake at night thinking about playing for Man U at the ‘theatre of dreams’ #nightterrors
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tiny critters I found on the micro reefs of Torbay (Videos to come later) Was a bad day/season to go looking but I just needed to get the camera salty, when it gets colder and water clears up I'll be able to do more
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Amanda @amandavetnurse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For any #nufc fans who missed this. Brilliant stuff
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Deluded Man United Fans React to Lewis Hall STAYING at Newcastle!
YouTube video by Blackandwhitebanter
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Lee Savage @leesavage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Incredible Partridge in the wild. You have to listen to this all the way
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Michael Martin @tfmick1892.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think the most sobering thing for Man U fans reflecting on Hall committing to #NUFC is that had it been Man City pursuing him that might’ve been more tempting than Man Utd - who have a leaking roof, £1bn debt and a failed Boro manager in the dugout. They have a great history as their future.
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Jodie Comer Happy
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Jamie Crawford @jamiecrawford68.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today is #worldsuicidepreventionday Shout out to all those who reached that dark place and found the strength to step back. To reach the point where you see the taking of your life as the only viable solution, a person has inhabited a place of utter hopelessness and mental torture.
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=mFmK... Superb analysis here. Big fan of this lad’s YT content
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Why Newcastle’s Attack Isn’t ACTUALLY Working
YouTube video by A Game Of Two Halves
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Lovely words from Hall about the mood in the club under MJ. Patience the key tonight. Anyone else noticing Barnes is working his nuts off these days? Enjoying the vibes even if the footy was a bit ‘wet Tuesday in the Championship’ #nufc
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Does that 15 year old have a tache? Fair play, although I think there’s a danger it falls off if he heads the ball
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fucking wake up lads #nufc
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Chris @nufc.org · 06/09/2026
Not bad… #nufc
Newcastle United points comparison to previous seasons.
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Newcastle have 6 goals in 3 games, 5 points on the board, are undefeated in 4 competitive games, are showing clearly that the new signings have talent, while the crowd and owners have realistic expectations for the season ahead given the changes. Here's why you should be worried:" - #nufc journos
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think Ramsey over Willock for the 10 role maybe #nufc
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Will take that from 2-0 down. #nufc
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whistle happy ref, is somehow giving us fuck all #nufc
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Come on #nufc there’s still something in the game for us here
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
B’mouth in complete control. #nufc can’t get out and are not getting anywhere near to fashioning a chance. We are not dealing with their press.
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Steve Jackson @stja.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That odd #NUFC thing where people can't just be good, someone else has to be sh*t. We're just 3 games into the new manager's time with the club. What he may (or may not achieve) doesn't mean you have to trash the person who came before him.
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Josh @notsolocalhero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Longshot here, but my old man is wanting to go up for the Bournemouth match on the 5th. We have one ticket sorted but need another so that we can go together ideally. Does anyone know of any spares going? Would mean the world if anyone can help point me in the right direction.
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Anyone else notice big Nick actually holding the ball and winning a free kick? Trying to use his size as an asset.
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is so encouraging from nufc. Very easy to get behind the lads. Not getting carried away but it’s a strong spine and once the attacking playbook is in the memory banks we will be giving anyone a game. Onwards and upwards!
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Clocktoys @clocktoys.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
After an aggressive start, we’ve gradually dropped deeper and looked less ‘vertical’. Spurs end the half on top, with our defence hanging in there. We need to get back on the front foot or Spurs will be knocking on the door right away. Is Willock working? Few real chances to test the keeper so far.
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