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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 13h
Am I having a stroke. What does this MEAN. Orna I hope they paid you a disgusting amount of cash for this
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YES blueskey is run by idiots YES the userbase mostly just posts blue wave brainrot YES we should all be happy to spend our time anywhere that isn’t run by actual obvious fascists. Please move on
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry too lazy to put in the correct image format but I feel good about these as the 9 records that turned my pussy inside out (no order)
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After a few days of overstimulation x 1000 I cannot wait to get home and reorganize my magic cards
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Took my mom two days to do a “omg look on facebook at how FAT this person got” so she must be slipping
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of the hottest men I know posts like a brick fell on his head two hours ago and I think that’s beautiful
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Half-Shirt Radical @ericshethar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“and,of course, i say this with love…” -a queer person right before they rip into an assassination-level read
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why is every corny millennial’s dog named miso / mochi / sesame but then all pup names are like hyper American typical dogs. Champ, rover, Fido, sparky. What is going on there
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Quarterly political post out of my system now who wants foot pics
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know they are right and their hearts are in the right place but all these posts on IG like “maybe electing a rapist president sent the wrong message to young men” is soooo fucking “and there’s a CHEETO in the white house!!!” to me that I’m gonna scream
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I 🧠 Misfolded Proteins
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Made peace w the fact that the new Boy Harsher is spiritually The Human League and happy Joy Division instead of NIN and Sisters of Mercy, so now enjoying it much more
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Learning from this week’s previous mistakes and dressing for Summer 2 instead of Diet Fall
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Husband treating daughter like a stuffed animal
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bad day, pack it up and let’s try again tomorrow
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Husband treating daughter like a stuffed animal
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heartbreaking: favorite artist finally released the banger demo that he’d been playing in all his live sets and the record version is anemic and yucky
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh you knowwww he doesn’t play about American Life
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me on the new Jane Schoenbrum:
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some truly chilling stuff
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My hottest take about TV is it takes too long. You could watch so many movies
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watched a man use grok to summarize a tweet… honey it’s less than 300 characters and has a link attached, how complex do we think this is
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just slightly too cold for a tee shirt and my brain is like “if I don’t get an apple cider donut today I’ll die”
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Locktober reminders everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Costco chocolate muffin would save me rn btw
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rainy day starting with Smog in bed... let's move to the country....... just you and me
smog record knock knock bill callahan being the saddest man of all time
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Daughter can’t count to 100 so I have to help her with her commander decks :(
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finally put my finger on why the HorsegiirL record feels so familiar and lovely… shares a lot of DNA with Art Angels “Rivers Run Free” ➡️ “AURA” ➡️ “fun guy fungi” would make total sense on that album too
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Alison @gothblairwaldorf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think it’s possible there are people on here unaware of the Inland Empire seed art at the MN State Fair
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thinking abt hacking into my company’s job portal and posting more positions for tech support bears who wear shirts that are slightly too short for their frames. There’s only one right now and we need to increase that by at least 400%
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New Tove Lo the most “yup that’s a c tier pop girlie record” album in at least three weeks
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Mr. Mint @uncoolmint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what if we kissed inside the dolly parton corn maze?
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i'M RIGHT!!!
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
14 Sep 2026
Heathcliff sits on his therapist's couch, with his arms folded and a smug expression on his face, as he wears a pink helmet that says "BAD". The therapist, taking notes, says "You seem to like this particular helmet."
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cookie bar open again at the Whole Foods near work
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DietMntnDrew 安宇豪 @dietmntndrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am so horny for pretty much any gay guy who plays MTG
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Saw a woman crying while finishing a book in the park. Been there bitch. Minutes later I glance back and she’s dried her tears and has a new one out. Queen shit
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can someone please explain Chat Pile to me
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Tom Axe @tomaxe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm so glad you got to meet my friends, and now you know so much about which bands we don't like
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every time I see Olivia Rodrigo with like Robert Smith or talking about how much she loves the Breeders or releases a tee shirt that looks like Pixies fan merch I go listening to one of her tracks expecting it to sound like this one (very good) and not what her songs actually sound like (corny)
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(I Like To Play With) Mutts
YouTube video by Lowertown - Topic
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jesus nominated for MVP by Sunday Schools of America
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Have been thinking a lot recently about giving it all up and being a pokemon plushie adult
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Claymore @stinkinette.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wonderful side effect of my allergy shots is that they swell the back of my arms for about 8 hours and make my triceps look completely yoinked
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
almost 10:30 and nobody has come around to put me back in my crate... starting to get nervous...
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Check out these cool frogs I found, neo.
Instead of the red and blue pills, Morpheus is holding out two of those green tree frogs that look like Kermit
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/09/2026
Unfortunately the further I get from my viewing of this movie the less I like it, and I agree with a lot of the criticisms in this piece (which I know will be written off in bad faith as “two guys didn’t like the lesbian movie”)
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