orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 20hfucking jfk. i've been at half a dozen different airports this week and stuff has moved pretty well and now it's like haha great, you arrived on schedule! perfect. sit here on the tarmac for an indeterminate amount of time because we don't know where to put you. welcome to america, fuck off 3240
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i took a tour today with a very nice kid and was like. hmm. so i goosed the batsignal and talked about a friend of mine and his partner and the kid lit up and got even friendlier and we had the most amazing day 1310
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i'm in a "beijing"-themed hotel (but not in china) and i have to be honest when i walked in last night after twenty hours of airplanes and highly varied airport vibes... my body saw hanging scroll landscapes and caoshu script and instantly relaxed 2350
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i love purchasing an airline ticket with a normal layover and then discovering at check-in that one of the flights is (now) being "operated" by another airline, so i'll have to go through immigration and baggage claim and then BACK through security just to take the second half of my flight 3110
Reposted by orangeCLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If Netflix can make a version of "Heated Rivalry" that's just hockey with a straight couple, I can make a version of beloved CBS drama "Touched By An Angel (1994)" that's just that angel coming to earth and fucking each and every individual person that it sees 910319
Reposted by orangeah lads @popeurbanfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026god grant me a big stick to change the things that can be changed with a big stick 333381
Reposted by orangeTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 23/09/2026Some old drawings of a young Wonder Woman I did while working on my Black and Gold short story. 171770412
Reposted by orangeTom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Narnia books as Isekai Manga 2235661284
Reposted by orangebig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 216167594234
Reposted by orangeJRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt. 6861122009
Reposted by orangeClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/09/2026the quilt made of ribbons is now ten million times more beautiful 1801125
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 05/09/2026the dialect quiz was like I Diagnose You With New Jersey—clearly because it wants to physically fight me in the wells fargo center parking lot—Or Possibly Rural... Illinois? so thanks for that bit, dad. keeping me statistically illegible 2140
Reposted by orangeParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is hanging by my door. I think a lot of us need him by the door 151556522
Reposted by orangepumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 30/08/2026brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me 340351945
Reposted by orangeRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026There's no forgiving this. No living it down. It's a stain on our humanity. When all this is over, the monsters who did this should be pariahs. And the soulless thugs who cheered it on while dehumanizing Haitian immigrants should be reminded of what they did every day of their lives. 14584512882
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 24/08/2026drank so much bourbon on the boat yesterday that i briefly Saw kentucky like a dead wife montage 2310
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 22/08/2026another lesbian boat day is (nearly) upon us. i have seen the photo of the liquor pickup so i am bringing doritos and water and levelheadedness 0200
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 19/08/2026my father purchased a cd player and two cds for my birthday, and in the store he urgently asked the clerk what a teenage girl would like, so my first two cds ever were "falling into you" and "jagged little pill" 3220
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"hot rotten grass smell" is finished! chapter 3/3: archiveofourown.org/works/900558... (harringrove, explicit, season 2 canon divergence, mindflayer memory-swap shenanigans, heed warnings for violence and brief horror) 0111
Reposted by orangeorange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 14/08/2026part 2/3 of "hot rotten grass smell" is posted! link: archiveofourown.org/works/900558... (harringrove, season 2 canon divergence, mindflayer shenanigans, memory swap, heed tags for violence and panic attacks) 🍃🍂🌿🍁🌾🌱 142
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 14/08/2026part 2/3 of "hot rotten grass smell" is posted! link: archiveofourown.org/works/900558... (harringrove, season 2 canon divergence, mindflayer shenanigans, memory swap, heed tags for violence and panic attacks) 🍃🍂🌿🍁🌾🌱 142
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 12/08/2026i've never heard of sjögren's syndrome but uhhhhhh this is a list of all my "unrelated" symptoms that never seem to get fully managed by meds?? 1180
Reposted by orangeorange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 08/08/2026new fic!!! hot rotten grass smell. (harringrove, season 2 canon divergence, mindflayer memory shenanigans, endless fistfighting, the absolutely mortifying ordeal of getting really, really known) link: archiveofourown.org/works/900558... 2121
Reposted by orangepmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Bauhaus Milhaus 56103132127
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 08/08/2026my thing about the stupidass sex purge movie is like... premarital sex is illegal 364 days a year, but on the ONE day everybody can screw, we're still doing all that makeup and waxing and picking club outfits? the sexiness industrial complex is still operating EXACTLY the SAME?? fuck off with this 3371
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 08/08/2026new fic!!! hot rotten grass smell. (harringrove, season 2 canon divergence, mindflayer memory shenanigans, endless fistfighting, the absolutely mortifying ordeal of getting really, really known) link: archiveofourown.org/works/900558... 2121
Reposted by orangeJoseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Who would question the intentions of one of TVs most genderfluid robots? 01559
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 06/08/2026still working on another weird harringrove fic, and they are still having an amazing time trapped in [redacted] and being wildly up in each other's business. if you saw this on tumblr already i'm sorry! i'm just so very excited to be tormenting billy hargrove 3121
Reposted by orangeFrankly Can't Communicate @franklycant.bsky.social · 01/08/2026A couple of weeks ago my dad needed a lot of blood. It saved his life. Please, if you can donate, do — I wish I could. 084
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 29/07/2026yeah great question. is emily wilson even qualified to have an opinion on a style of writing which largely consists of dialogue meant to be performed aloud 2421
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 28/07/2026i don't agree with everything in emily wilson's review. but between wilson and the posters trying to prove her personal interpretation of the film is "wrong" because they assume she just *forgot* about tennyson's ulysses, i don't think the one looking bad there is wilson 0120
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 27/07/2026misbehaving in the cha chaan teng style restaurant (because i am not actually IN a cha chaan teng and therefore did not have to take my own chopsticks from the—in my defense—very prominent bin) 0100
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 27/07/2026through a series of yes-ands i ended up spending last night taking a walking tour and then going drinking with a group of fiftysomething korean engineers, and i hope they'll always treasure the buzzed selfies we took together 3280
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 26/07/2026i'm teaching a summer workshop in [redacted] and they neglected to tell the faculty instructors that we were not in fact staying in a hotel, we are staying in dorm-style apartments with no toiletries, hair dryers, TOWELS OR WI-FI 11270
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 25/07/2026i can go thinking blithely of myself as a nice person for weeks or even months until my mom messages me Just the right way! and then the veil is torn 2200
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 25/07/2026my own voice. i just muttered "nice, yeah, pull so hard you tear it" out loud in a convenience store and followed it up with "ah yes, she sees it now" in the third person while fumbling a tap-to-pay kiosk in a bakery. what would change 1190
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 23/07/2026still musing on the emphasized pissing and drowning inside the trojan horse. sure it has to be convincing but could it have been maybe ten feet up the beach? maybe pass a bottle around? could it- [touching my earpiece] no? you guys absolutely had to do it like that? uh. ok. you... must know best 1140
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 21/07/2026i have many criticisms of nolan's odyssey but a big one is not even his fault specifically: i'm just tired of films where every plot-linked character, major or minor, NEEDS to be portrayed by a huge immediately recognizable star. we can't have a character actor here for 5 minutes, we need THERON 3391
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 17/07/2026i've been home not quite two (??) jetlagged days so, wip friday?? there's something billy hargrove can't remember, something that doesn't feel right about all this, and it's, uhhhh, probably pretty important 080
Reposted by orangeAmy @pineappleheave.bsky.social · 14/07/2026One of old professors told me after Savonarola was executed, some dude in Florence shouted “thank god, now we can practice sodomy again” he was real af for that 010712
Reposted by orangeNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I had the privilege of working with Senator Dracula on my bill offering tax cuts to family-owned mortuaries. While we disagreed on much and his horrible embrace has left me unable to endure sunlight, I'll always remember his amusing little jokes about exsanguinating my staff. 11517313
orange @stilloranged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026mr. orange: like that artist, the folk artist, who painted all those vaginas me: mr. orange: you know. grandma moses? me: me: baby that's. that's not me: [unintelligible hysterics] mr. orange: so is... that not who i'm thinking of 2351