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stickydrawer

@stickydrawer.bsky.social
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The blunt end of the pencil, the sharp end of the rubber, sometimes cake, often tea. Never pikelets. Can be hired for summer fetes and wedding receptions. One half of the Whinging Eights a capella quartet.

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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“On paper”. In reality laws and judgments needs to be enforced by someone. And who controls all the enforcement agencies?
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lord of the Inflatable Rings
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The whole of society is sleepwalking into a completely unnecessary environmental, political, cultural and economic cataclysm under a mass delusion that “AI” is our unquestionable saviour. It’s the cult of a new god. Give up your humanity, your senses, your desires to the Supreme Chatbot in the Sky!
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t think so. Where’s the Space Needle?
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Obviously the A404
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Even if Congress turned against him, what could it do? He has stacked the administration with his cronies and is happy to pre-pardon them to break the law with impunity. Who is going to enforce anything?
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What is going to make him pay any attention to the legislature? The election is irrelevant. Fill the houses with Dems and he’ll just shrug and carry on. The US constitution is toothless if you control the DoJ and military.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s sweet that you think the rule of law means anything in 2026 USA. When he controls all the means of enforcement, Trump can simply ignore laws, courts, constitution and the legislature with zero consequence. Soon we’ll see if he can also ignore elections.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I also like the way one foot is a foot and the other one is a kind of shoe-foot chimera.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*Uninstalls Bluesky.* *Again*
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well Bath has taken a tern for the worse.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Archibald Pony, discovered in flagrante delicto in 1867 outside the Zoological Society of London, with a pelican under one arm, and £25 in poorly made counterfeit fivers in his pocket. Banged up, convicted and transported to Australia on the very last convict ship the Hougoumont in January 1868.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know, I was trying so hard for about ten minutes my brain got crampon.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Belay that order!”
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s absurd. A bike is an impractical mode of transport in a labyrinth. Too many sharp corners. He’d be better off with roller blades.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Glad I saw this. No egrets.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh good, glad you’ve recovered from your short illness.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.”
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If they can only “create wealth” by exploiting the health and wellbeing of humans, maybe they don’t really have a viable business plan?
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How are they not being held responsible for the software they created? If a human were to hack these systems they’d be locked up. But create a machine to do it for you and that’s fine? (As long as you’re a billionaire tech bro promising governments a magic gold-spewing unicorn)
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My family portrait booking slots are now open for Christmas! Please book now to ensure you get a slot for Christmas gifting as they do take a while to do. This one was of a family whose lives and history encompassed different areas of the UK Follow link in bio for past examples and prices
Portrait of a mother and young son stood outside their home holding hands among a field of wildflowers, they are on a cliff elevated view down the UK coastline taking in different towns and places from their lives.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I tell myself that finishing a book is a kind of murder - once that final page is read, it’s deceased. Much better to have living books still full of an uncertain future. In a big dusty pile next to my bed.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Of all the dinosaurs, the thesaurus was the most mighty, colossal, titanic, gigantic, massive...
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Lovely idea but how do they stop the books going mouldy and smelling of wee?
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
So can lemons, believe me. Especially when you take the pith out of them.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
At least there would be some humanity in that.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
And also several that have no discernible use
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Showing your age there Lev. On the Spectrum
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Excellent 1980s era pun work 👍
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Technically, I think that’s called a “sonnet”. Shakespeare would be proud.
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This week’s Bunny Vs Monkey begins very subtly.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Ah, that explains why the White Stuff’s gone and it’s all Lush instead.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Unexpectedly subtle.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“Move slowly and (still) break things?”
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Exactly. And one serving of cornflakes appears to be three flakes in half a teaspoon of milk.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I thought you meant synaesthesia when I first read that, and it reawakened all the frustrations and feelings of turquoise and the smell of Old Spice.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
In my local sainsbury’s they’re 9p a box. For £5 I could have bought enough to have one a day till next Christmas. I have to say I really had to force myself to walk past them. Still regretting it now. By this time next year I could have been one third mince pie by weight. Dreams, eh?
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Very good. Take a bow. No, seriously I’ve got tons of them from when the local rosette factory closed down.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
“Best before”, maybe. But not “use by”. Have you ever heard of anyone with food poisoning from a mince pie? Neither have I. With some careful pie husbandry, I reckon they could last till summer, maybe even Halloween.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Since they’re currently selling them off in Sainsbury’s for 9p a box, we have breakfast sorted in our house until next Christmas.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I’ve been swearing at my back pain for years but now I refuse to disccuss it.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The original Elite fit into 22kB. Blows your mind.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
One night, I saw my mother kissing Santa Claus underneath the Christmas tree.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I don’t want to because it’s too obvious but: Duny McDuneface?
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Thank you! *close call*
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
You can have a like for that, I suppose. As it’s Christmas.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
That’s lovely. A kind of fantastical Victoriana.
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stickydrawer @stickydrawer.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
And wrapping it in the glossy-sticky pages of a copy of Classic Car magazine.
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