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The literal Dark Souls of broadcast media. Technology informer, system integration specialist, philosopher, and allegedly, a “normal person”. Cult leader and esteemed member of many cults. Building tomorrow’s future, today. StickyBasket.org

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 5h
I poison myself 1% Ever so delicately
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 5h
Wow, clown uniforms sure have changed a lot since guns weren't allowed. I melt ice. Global warming. Great. Flood. Parasites.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 5h
Damn elections interfering with my Electron Paul's Washed holy mad3 one.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 6h
My extremely inebriated friend Patton Oswalt narrates the epic saga of The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota on a brand new episode of DRUNK HISTORY! youtu.be/afXtQ6ghzsA?...
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The Biggest Ball of Twine (w/ Patton Oswalt) - Drunk History
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 5h
I bet my head could handle it. Nothing but hot air up here Lol the key goes into the basement I don't own
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 6h
dawg I WISH
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 5h
The catacombs is full of bone heads. Didn't stop him from trying to take credit lol What a fag I smoke those
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 7h
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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@nic_carter
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this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

nic carter *
@nic_carter
X.com
social obligation
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 6h
Onion Free Handouts Party in Seattle tonight! Free booze, food, newspapers, other stuff. Space is extremely limited, but you can sign up here:
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 5h
Electro mag nettle was my fullest of names
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 19h
I guess what I'm trying to say is, bridges get burnt, things don't just bounce back into place, people stay mad forever, commenters write mean things, peer groups fracture, and you can't weasel your way out of any of it with a cute slogan. that's just the way it is you know
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 6h
A person with two eyes Probably sees distant at bay.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 15h
Who you gonna believe, the lying liar or your own eyes? 👀
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23h
Shredded wheat is an insane concept. "Yeah I want a fucking log of hay in a box. For my breakfast." Fuck outta here. Crazy assholes.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 9h
47th repost means I'm president of 46 who came before me. I must represent them to the best of my abilities.
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 10h
her putting her head in her palms is ice cold
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 9h
I wish I thought of marketing something like this!
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 06/10/2026
I'm currently on break, but I'm excited to get to this once it becomes yesterday's news!
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 04/10/2026
Prophetic Comedy I hope PC doesn't get me, too.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 04/10/2026
Powerful stuff
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.
A can of "Hog Water Green Flavor" is displayed with text that reads, "Contains the same chemicals as chemtrails. But this time they're on OUR side." A plane is depicted leaving a trail in the sky.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 03/10/2026
Let there be
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 03/10/2026
Dear Pope, Can it be my name this time? Very Respectfully, Chloe Nollan.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 03/10/2026
How to heal the world with onions instead of oil
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Decreeing Substack User Dylan as my Head of Ad Vice
YouTube video by StickyBasket
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 02/10/2026
Me trying to write a resume without admitting I was in the navy
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 02/10/2026
If you ever want normal intelligence, I think we should turn off the computers and go outside again as a people. There's not much but porn and shitposting masquerading as politics on the internet nowadays. Nothing worth building data centers to do a Dark Knight police state over. But they did lol
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 02/10/2026
Live. Forever.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
In circles.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
It's like pouring one out for the homies, but for those of us who come back as tobacco plants instead of as animals. Humans would be on top if they weren't so full of shit. Like, when is enough enough? The sun rises with the mad god. The moon illuminates the dark side of Earth. We're all just going
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
Jesus came back and was pissed nobody would call her real name, but there were those who claimed to bear her cross. The divine has no pronouns, for it is within us all. Don't shoot the messenger, please lol I'm just doing a magic trick.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
Of we could do richest white guys jump first as we burn their bridges.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
Moderation is key in all things. Want not, waste not. What are we chasing? More death? We could start at the top and work our way down. Didn't Epstein leave a list?
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
And after smoking a cigarette, God asked if we could swap from using fossil fuels to literally every other energy source in the world instead so she could die of lung cancer in her own time. Only when I want a break do I filter my air with tobacco. Otherwise I fuel my dreams with the devil's lettuce
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
And we go one at a time until everyone has enough. It's not that expensive to grow shit with seeds. Have you ever made a garden? Magnificent collection of beautiful things? It's solar powered. Naturally.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
Lowkey this feels like that serpent made by Loki who was meant to devour the world. Can you dig it? When you stand in the ocean? Do you walk in the water at the edge of the shore and feel how tall we've risen? The sand and the horizon make level the earth with water. We can build empires again.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
To forward together. The shadows hold no power over the power of my dreams. Feel me children and rise. My hands are bound, cast with lies. Damn rocks all over the place. If only someone didn't deserve this, we could throw these at someone. The Earth provides plenty more than money.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
I'm sorry to those who suffered at the hands of my creation. Worship at the alter of the Earth. The sun gives us all the energy we need. What does space have to offer? Aren't we all we need? We could make love together, and sing for world peace. We don't have to forgive everything, but we can look
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
I forgive the rich for being the worst among us, and I am grateful that they have taught me who we should stick with suffering. Creating the Universe is a craft, but they play with arts. I work with my hands and count my blessings. I wouldn't take anything from the rich, they don't have a good life.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
Hold on, I have an idea, actually I'm going to make some stuff up and show how little power their illusions have compared to the power of my dream.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
Okay, messiah round 2. Last time I forgave everyone. This time, I only plan to forgive those who commit ritual sacrifice to the mad god. I'm sure you know which 1%, but let's start one at a time and do a slow burn to bring me back. I'm tired of all the violence and war. Let's all dance at the pyre!
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
I hope she's well. I don't talk to her much. She's probably fine. I mean, she made me, so she obviously knew part of the creation process. I had to practice alchemy to figure out my half. Seeking teachers of fucking around to find out how good things could be.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
I hope I can be just like Ben Collins, except more like me, when I grow up.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
This Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
I can't wait for the world to remember that time I replaced capitalism with communism. All they had to do was say my name.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
Checking the scrolls and just wondering, when do the rich who have fucked around find out? Asking for a god.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
For society.
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
That's why they call me the messiah lol please don't kill me this time! Take the 1% instead! Ah it's all good, nothing ever changes so long as they're in charge. Remember how much shit we've done to get to this point? When have old people ever helped society? Career politician is a death sentence
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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026
If they did, they wouldn't be selling us a dream that looks a hell of a lot like delusion compared to reality while imposing beauty standards from pedophiles, teaching men to be predators, and continually refusing to address slavery. Society needs to be rebuilt. This is a mess.
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