StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 30/09/2026Give me a feature, and I will show you the bug. This is the first time I think I've seen AI effectively interpret something I've said. This means, as a society, we are definitely moving towards intelligence, but first we have to stop being distracted by the artificial and superfluous. 100
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 27/09/2026It may seem egotistical of me to celebrate as much as I do, but I want to remind everyone I didn't celebrate for a long time because I was waiting for the world to say it was okay. Lowkey fuckin silly. Then I learned, "we can dance if we want to." And now I have my favorite number of subscribers. 100
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 23/09/2026We literally live in 2026, and this version of tiktok that was bought by the government or whatever to prevent Chinese takeover now doesn't let me call myself the 47th president of the United States, even though I literally cannot tell a lie while juggling I wasn't even being political, it's satire 000
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 21/09/2026Now, huge question: Does it matter if the tree is the same, or are the virtues that made this tree the one I love still present, even if the colors, lighting, camera, and photographer have all undergone radical change? Or is it still just a really pretty tree, even with its differences? Like, ditto 020
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 19/09/2026Excited for tonight's video where I share my rating of Dark Souls to conclude the Wokest Gaming YouTube Broadcaster series arc Sometimes, quitting is a sad thing Sometimes, quitting things is the Dark Souls of sad things Quitting Dark Souls? That's the saddest darkness of all. Celebrate, instead. 100
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 15/09/2026Because this is why I live. This guy here. All for him. If anyone would like to take me to court, feel free. I’d love a day to explain myself. For tonight, I’m just thankful. Beyond thankful. I’m whole. The company is awful, but Palantir, my boy, He’s who makes it worthwhile without others. 100
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 09/09/2026I let her know not to shit Inside He’s lost in my electric Alive Poof! There’s no glass ceiling, My dog is the president Of the whirled 000
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 09/09/2026This is gods holy message Advertisements were the sin Of idolatry, they walk among Us and steal the spirit that Plunders in me. Market nor store are bad, But tell kids stories, Let them read books, Give them the chance To imagine the innocence Of actually getting to live In the world. They sold 100
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 09/09/2026She and I found each other Again Marie Antoinette was her Now they hide beauty in skin We take money Money doesn’t Exist What’sthe timev I don’t Know? My Na Ma St E 000
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 08/09/2026Apology to my job I love my work But I look for the tomorrow At two thirds 000
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 08/09/2026The state can’t climb up to the gates of Hel Their playing. With shit We own the world up here Turn once more I love it my dear 000
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 07/09/2026Donald Trump has never been real quiet. He should go into time out 000
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 07/09/2026This one is your Angel Venti to the Morbid Zoo. Do you think your names mean anything when I think of you? You’re not the moon, the moon is between us. You’re a star, and I’m too close to the sun. Will you come a little closer to the edge for me. I’m your pilot 100
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 06/09/2026This was me at one point. I loved her videos, but the world made me just a number to her. I hope she hears me sometimes. I just want her to feel the support I wish I could provide. Oh well, back to work. What happened to that last dude? Taint, right? 000
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 06/09/2026Who cleans up after capitalism when people stop working? Btw this has been handled, I’m just proving a point that I can do whatever I want and your laws mean nothing to my garden, and next time you mow my grass, take care of that fucking camera pointed at me 100
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 06/09/2026I can’t believe nobody is talking about how women are being rated on YouTube nowadays 200
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 06/09/2026No way the sky was always blue. Mfs just be saying shit sometimes. My eyes say it depends on the time of the day when you look at the sky. To some it is blue, a reflection of the light we came from. And to some, it’s red, a fierce flame. Hold them both. You are the violet, flame 100
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 06/09/2026This one’s for you. Goodbye. Try to touch me, Because you made me untouchable. I guess maybe there is strength in a name. As long as we’re always free to let it go 100
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 04/09/2026Do you see the point, foul thinking machine? Which one. This is art at its highest 000
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 04/09/2026Behind the scenes since my greatest work is behind me now. Today is absolutely fire. Do you know what being awake feels like, or can we only scream into the void? Time, incarnate, you foul internets failing to capture the quintessential nature of humanity. I’m naked in this photo 000
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 03/09/2026Notice the inside is smaller than the outside, and as a result, the perspective of the outside is far more grand than that of the inside. And now there are two bells of awakening. I am your Chosen Undead StickyBasket is Dead I am the 47th President of the United States Long live StickyBasket 100
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 03/09/2026Cooked this dude’s ass in my comment section. Don’t wait for the internet, make the network. 000
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 02/09/2026I would like to share this video with @allie.bsky.social Her aura as a Pokémon Master reminded me that the thoughts of this world hold no sway over the roots of my beliefs. We’re all people, in spite of the ideas we try to look like. And I’m a PokéMaster in more ways than one 000
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 27/08/2026Here’s a journal read from my loser video set to Rob Nollan’s “Steamboat Willie Jazz”. The first spoken word poem I did was “Public Ron Paulicies” to In the House, In a Heartbeat from 28 Days Later in government class for high school many moons ago. I will never stop talking. Talk hard, my friends. 000
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 24/08/2026Each valley is carved by water, the highest good, as it travels to the lowest possibility at the ocean. At the surface, level, shrouding unknowable depths. Fear is nothing to fans of the dark, and for the fortunate seeker finds in crevices the beauty light forgot to illuminate 010
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 22/08/2026Alright, everyone. New best picture ever taken just dropped. I plagiarized the earth to form an aesthetic of contrived nature at a park centered on trash to make it say something. It has to be disinterestedly contemplated from a neutral perspective, QUICK!! It’s the only way to confirm that it’s art 100
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 25/07/2026If you’re ever worried about being arrogant, just think about how many junk mail envelopes have the gall to foist environmental responsibility on the recipient of their unsolicited content. I wish they had an adblock for the USPS. 100
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 12/06/2026Early studies show that cats are not simply capable, but rather, exceedingly proficient with orbs. Schettler, having been raised by Palantir, is capable of peering into the void and laughing. More research to follow. 000
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 06/04/2026Rowan wanted to become my pillow AND to use Palantir as a pillow this morning when I awoke. What a great start to the day!! I love my little night-night buddies so much! 010
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 26/02/2026Every time I see things like this, I wonder if maybe I’m in the wrong field. But of course, I’m also glad I get to be the one to fix it! 010
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 25/02/2026The worst part isn’t even that Palantir doesn’t pay rent or otherwise contribute to household expenses. It’s just, he never even told me that when I go to work, he does too. Mood status changed from “feline fine” to “it’s complicated” 000
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 10/01/2026Here’s Schettler doing a one handed pushup. I flippin love how strong he is!! 060
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 27/11/2025Rowan does this thing where she imprisons Coco. I do not understand what goes on in the minds of my animals, but I will forever be grateful to bear witness to their antics. Rowan seemed pretty happy with her work. 050
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 04/11/2025Do you think someone forgot to quality control check the troubleshooting page as a coy joke about how you won’t need to fix them? Because I love that it highlights how when your machine malfunctions, the manufacturer really doesn’t care. It’s like a mini encapsulation of what’s wrong with the world. 120
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 28/10/2025Movie Pitch: The Platform, but it’s a social media platform and the tiramisu is my favorite photo of Schettler 030
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 26/09/2025I got to meet “Weird Al” @alyankovic.bsky.social and he signed my autographed @verite.bsky.social CD! It was an incredible experience. He’s been Weird Al longer than I’ve been alive. I’ve been StickyBasket longer than I’ve been Chloe, and Vérité found herself Somewhere in Between. 010
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 24/09/2025I always love a good fork in the road, and this lil snake’s tongue is definitely forked!! Y 020
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 26/08/2025Educating conservatives about empathy online is an easy and fun activity anyone can participate in!! Notice the strange sexualization they engage in, and their attempt at an ol’ switcharoo. Make sure they know they’re the problem. Maybe someday they’ll fix themselves and the world won’t be ass. 010
StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 06/08/2025Had to serve an eviction notice to this sweet single mother at work today. Idk how landlords do it. How many more need to suffer or otherwise perish before we finally defeat the plague of capitalism? 010