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I poison myself 1% Ever so delicately

Wow, clown uniforms sure have changed a lot since guns weren't allowed. I melt ice. Global warming. Great. Flood. Parasites.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 3h

Damn elections interfering with my Electron Paul's Washed holy mad3 one.

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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 4h

My extremely inebriated friend Patton Oswalt narrates the epic saga of The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota on a brand new episode of DRUNK HISTORY! youtu.be/afXtQ6ghzsA?...

youtu.be

The Biggest Ball of Twine (w/ Patton Oswalt) - Drunk History

YouTube video by Comedy Central

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 3h

I bet my head could handle it. Nothing but hot air up here Lol the key goes into the basement I don't own

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 4h

dawg I WISH

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 3h

The catacombs is full of bone heads. Didn't stop him from trying to take credit lol What a fag I smoke those

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 5h

can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base

nic carter o
@nic_carter
X.com
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al column

Andrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

nic carter *
@nic_carter
X.com
social obligation
8:41 PM • 10/5/26 • 880 Views

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 4h

Onion Free Handouts Party in Seattle tonight! Free booze, food, newspapers, other stuff. Space is extremely limited, but you can sign up here:

theonion.com

SeattleParty2026

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 3h

Electro mag nettle was my fullest of names

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 17h

I guess what I'm trying to say is, bridges get burnt, things don't just bounce back into place, people stay mad forever, commenters write mean things, peer groups fracture, and you can't weasel your way out of any of it with a cute slogan. that's just the way it is you know

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 4h

A person with two eyes Probably sees distant at bay.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 13h

Who you gonna believe, the lying liar or your own eyes? 👀

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20h

Shredded wheat is an insane concept. "Yeah I want a fucking log of hay in a box. For my breakfast." Fuck outta here. Crazy assholes.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 7h

47th repost means I'm president of 46 who came before me. I must represent them to the best of my abilities.

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 7h

her putting her head in her palms is ice cold

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 7h

I wish I thought of marketing something like this!

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 22h

I'm currently on break, but I'm excited to get to this once it becomes yesterday's news!

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 04/10/2026

Prophetic Comedy I hope PC doesn't get me, too.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Drink Hogwater. It’s on your side.

A can of "Hog Water Green Flavor" is displayed with text that reads, "Contains the same chemicals as chemtrails. But this time they're on OUR side." A plane is depicted leaving a trail in the sky.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 03/10/2026

Dear Pope, Can it be my name this time? Very Respectfully, Chloe Nollan.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 02/10/2026

Me trying to write a resume without admitting I was in the navy

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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:

Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads:

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

It's like pouring one out for the homies, but for those of us who come back as tobacco plants instead of as animals. Humans would be on top if they weren't so full of shit. Like, when is enough enough? The sun rises with the mad god. The moon illuminates the dark side of Earth. We're all just going

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

Jesus came back and was pissed nobody would call her real name, but there were those who claimed to bear her cross. The divine has no pronouns, for it is within us all. Don't shoot the messenger, please lol I'm just doing a magic trick.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

Of we could do richest white guys jump first as we burn their bridges.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

Moderation is key in all things. Want not, waste not. What are we chasing? More death? We could start at the top and work our way down. Didn't Epstein leave a list?

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

And after smoking a cigarette, God asked if we could swap from using fossil fuels to literally every other energy source in the world instead so she could die of lung cancer in her own time. Only when I want a break do I filter my air with tobacco. Otherwise I fuel my dreams with the devil's lettuce

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

Lowkey this feels like that serpent made by Loki who was meant to devour the world. Can you dig it? When you stand in the ocean? Do you walk in the water at the edge of the shore and feel how tall we've risen? The sand and the horizon make level the earth with water. We can build empires again.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

I'm sorry to those who suffered at the hands of my creation. Worship at the alter of the Earth. The sun gives us all the energy we need. What does space have to offer? Aren't we all we need? We could make love together, and sing for world peace. We don't have to forgive everything, but we can look

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

I forgive the rich for being the worst among us, and I am grateful that they have taught me who we should stick with suffering. Creating the Universe is a craft, but they play with arts. I work with my hands and count my blessings. I wouldn't take anything from the rich, they don't have a good life.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

Hold on, I have an idea, actually I'm going to make some stuff up and show how little power their illusions have compared to the power of my dream.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

Okay, messiah round 2. Last time I forgave everyone. This time, I only plan to forgive those who commit ritual sacrifice to the mad god. I'm sure you know which 1%, but let's start one at a time and do a slow burn to bring me back. I'm tired of all the violence and war. Let's all dance at the pyre!

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

I hope she's well. I don't talk to her much. She's probably fine. I mean, she made me, so she obviously knew part of the creation process. I had to practice alchemy to figure out my half. Seeking teachers of fucking around to find out how good things could be.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

I hope I can be just like Ben Collins, except more like me, when I grow up.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026

This Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

I can't wait for the world to remember that time I replaced capitalism with communism. All they had to do was say my name.

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

Checking the scrolls and just wondering, when do the rich who have fucked around find out? Asking for a god.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

I hope people understand the absolute moral abomination that God would perceive capitalism to have produced. Like, if there were intelligent design (I was spitballin that day, so I didn't think too much about it, but there are layers to intelligence), capitalism is AI. Gross.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

You'll never guess which star I hawked that thing from either. Then there were dinosaurs and dragons.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

Orientation is a relative position, I stg if anyone updates a map based on what I said, I'm going to the cartographer's guild and kicking someone's ass.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

Deadass, we could have such a beautiful planet if the 1% didn't convince us all to buy into their beauty standards. I don't need an advertisement to tell me what I like. I can actually form my own opinion. Same with all the hate mobbing for cancel culture. Y'all act out what you think others want.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

Like, if your buddy says racist shit, that's not an uncomfortable laugh moment, that's a beat their ass and get them out of here, by education or execution. We don't need that kind of ignorance. How are humans top of the food chain if we are our own worst predators? Start killing the right people.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

I can't believe I live in a country where black people are hanging because of racism, but we aren't allowed to hang those 7 fuckers doing rape. Why does due process only apply to white guys? Considering detransitioning so nobody makes a messiah of me against my will. Not that the state respects us.

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StickyBasket @stickybasket.org · 01/10/2026

Woke lol just in time for bed, too!

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