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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Is it just me or is £28800pa absolutely derisory for the job description here? my.corehr.com/pls/oburecru... Bear in mind OBUBC probably have the second highest value boat fleet in the UK after GBRT. And they're asking for about 6 overlapping professional skillsets.

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Launches are run up and ready. Boat tents are full. Shells are polished and pitches checked and re-checked. Oars are pitched, regripped, and painted. Are you ready? #HRR26

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

How to transport eight very freshly painted blades without damage.

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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 19/06/2026

In accordance with ancient tradition, our next Prime Minister is announced to the nation while standing between a furry and a man with a bin on his head.

A victorious Andy Burnham MP (24,937 votes), as the result of the Makerfield by-election is announced, flanked by defeated candidates Count Binface (a bloke in a vaguely sci-fi costume with a large bin for a helmet; 95 votes) and Robert Pownall (who is in a full body fox costume, holding a sign reading "Protect British Wildlife"; 18 votes). There are some other candidates there just out of shot but that's not important right now.

Photo: Jon Super/AP

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Well that doesn't go here. And more importantly, it's in my parking spot.

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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

There is understandable concern following this news report. Let’s try to break down what has happened. 🧵

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Thank you to whoever left this offering on the tow hitch of my trailer in Butler's Field yesterday. It's good to see the Old Ways still respected.

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Something... Odd going on with the HRR launches now. Boadicea seems to be doing every third race (top and bottom of the hour) while the other 4 launches fill the gaps. Presumably to get B's camera behind some high profile races. Maybe @mattpinsent.bsky.social can confirm

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I'll just open my banking app and have a look at my personal finances:

The painting Christ in Limbo by Hieronymus Bosch.

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Remove a letter, ruin a movie Tar Wars.

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Silicone Slotted Turner was Bootstrap Bill's lesser known cousin, serving as Cook on the Black Pearl.

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

London Rowing Club have had this truck stolen overnight. White Ford Transit, double cab, dropside, with LRC flag on doors and bonnet. LD66 OTM but it may be on false plates. It may still be in the Putney area for a few days. @mattpinsent.bsky.social @almurray.bsky.social can you RT?

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

If you wanted an in-depth indictment of everything that's wrong with how all arms of British government do things in the 21st century, it's probably this RAIB report @antbreach.bsky.social www.gov.uk/government/n... NR, council(s), MMO and EA fail to make water flow downhill for 100 years.

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Report 02/2025: Derailment of a passenger train at Grange-over-Sands

RAIB has today released its report into a derailment of a passenger train at Grange-over-Sands, Cumbria, 22 March 2024.

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I can actually put this to good use at the boathouse so my entry is in 👍🏻

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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

💛WIN A BOLLARD💛 The most popular competition in the history of social media is back. It's the prize you've all been waiting for. Repost and follow to be in with a chance of winning this gorgeous Monoscape Bridgeford Smooth Grey Concrete Bollard worth £252.42. #WorldBollardAssociation

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

🎶Oh the weather outside is frightful🎶 @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Anyone else spending tonight doing the kind of planning that would put the Logistics Corps to shame?

An A4 sheet in a notebook, showing a planned timetable for cooking Christmas Dinner. Serving time is 17:30 and activities start at 12:00

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Went out for a Chinese with my parents, came home and the dog's got the footy on.

A greyhound appearing to watch the Liverpool - Fulham game on a tablet PC

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Our next event will be a women's (spins tombola) intermediate! (rolls dice) eights! event, called the (chucks dart at map) Bridge! Challenge cup

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I once had to teach @viv-leong.bsky.social how to get out of quicksand, very quickly, by shouting across a channel in Morecambe Bay. She blames her "third world upbringing".

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Stewie @stewieatb.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

My dog: a vicious predator capable of 45mph, can spot a squirrel twitch at 500 yards, jaws the size of shovels. Also my dog:

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