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Stew Smith

@stewbiedoo.bsky.social
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Sittin' on the corner of Dude and Catastrophe.

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coach smitty @cwsmitty74.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“you got that hit mail piece on Talarico?” “sure thing, boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked” “what?”
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Robert Brian Taylor @robertbtaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For Collider, I reviewed Netflix's Animals, Ben Affleck's undercooked and unfocused new political thriller.
collider.com
Ben Affleck's 'Animals' Wants To Get Political but Pulls Its Punches | Review
Animals, the new Netflix thriller starring and directed by Ben Affleck, stuggles to make an impact thanks to too many competing ideas.
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A soundtrack in my all time top 10. Speeding tickets manifest out of thin air when I listen to it in the car.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026
jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Always read Justin
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James Downie @jamescdownie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is the definition you make up when the actual definition sounds appealing.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Zohran Mamdani is living proof it is possible to be anti-Zionist without being antisemitic, and some antisemitic anti-Zionists AND some right-wing Zionists will never forgive him for that.
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The pop songs from it are terrible. The orchestral score by Michael Kamen isn't his best but it's pretty decent.
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rewatching the 90s 3 Musketeers. Still have a huge soft spot for this one. Tim Curry vamping. Michael Wincott...Wincotting. Fun sword fights. Plus I just really miss Oliver Platt being in half the movies you'd go see.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it may not be his origin story but “nobody liked my art” is such a common denominator among world-historic assholes
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
James McAvoy Sweating in Wanted
ALT: James McAvoy Sweating in Wanted
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
buddy, they won't even let me fuck it
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every single day I am increasingly relieved that my parents have stayed the hell off Facebook and also despise watching cable news.
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thragslime @concrete-wizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
beenba rito
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm going to agree with this but largely on the requirement that the potatoes be crispy. Soft potatoes are still good but they get lost a bit in the texture of the eggs.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Objectively the best breakfast taco. Salt, fat, starch and protein in precisely the right proportions. bsky.app/profile/fain...
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the polls in texas have briscoe cain dooming on the timeline, it's actually over

Connor Daigle
@ConnorDaigleTX
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Oct 4
Blue Texas ain’t coming this year, but it’s definitely coming soon lol.
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Fox News Politics
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Texas is pulling the financial center of gravity away from New York — and the numbers back it up.

Dallas-Fort Worth has led the entire nation with 111 corporate headquarters relocations since 2018, followed by Austin with 88 and Houston with 31, according to CBRE data. Companies
Briscoe Cain
@BriscoeCain
If the election were held tomorrow, all state wide races go blue.
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh hell yeah
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't remember how old I was when I saw this (but I was pretty young) but I stumbled across this on TV right when it gets to the very creepy wedding portion. It creeped me the hell out then and it's been burned into my brain ever since. (Starts at 1:05:15 if the timecode link doesn't work.)
youtu.be
Jack and the Beanstalk - 1974 (Full Movie)
YouTube video by Slaughter Player
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honestly, pound for pound, this is probably the greatest kung fu flick of all time.
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Clark With Me In Hell @justinofclark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Late posting to my own feed, but I reviewed Chris Rock's Misty Green. Was only reminded to check because of an interview I just saw posted where Rock compared "Woke 1" to the Salem Witch Trials, and that dovetails real nice with his movie being hot trash. Go read.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Before Stonehenge was raised, before Egypts first pyramid broke ground,before the Nazca people drew their famous lines across the Peruvian desert,someone in what is now southern Arizona shaped a 272-foot fish into the earth On April 23,2026,"a border-wall contractor drove heavy equipment across it"
gadgetreview.com
Trump's Border Wall Construction Destroys 6,500-Year-Old Arizona Geoglyph – Older Than Stonehenge
Arizona's 6,500-year-old Las Playas Intaglio, the oldest dated geoglyph in the Americas, was irreparably damaged by border wall construction in April 2026.
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got introduced to The Thin Man by a college professor. I introduce people at every chance I get.
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Jess Ragan @mneko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Spot the difference between these two pictures." "There is no difference."
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Jeremy Smith @mrbeaks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Saw this coming with Rock's "Selective Outrage" Netflix special. This is where he lost me.
slashfilm.com
Chris Rock Brought The Wrong Kind Of Pain To His Live Netflix Special - SlashFilm
Selective Outrage is a massively disappointing outing from a comic who has apparently lost his touch.
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This will be your lasting legacy
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Super Mecha Dad @supermecha.dad · 04/10/2026
I'm so sorry.
Achewood: The Isosceles LockThe main seeker trio
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Mr. Dan Zak @mrdanzak.com · 04/10/2026
A Haitian man legally immigrated to Ohio, then was given an ankle monitor bc Trump withdrew his status. He threw himself in front of truck. The trucker, who voted for Trump, is haunted. “Pierre was doing what he was supposed to do. We did not do right by him.” www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
theatlantic.com
A Reckoning in Springfield
A truck driver out on his route confronts what the country has become.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't think I've made this point on this platform before it's no coincidence IMO that so much fash faux nostalgia AI slop is indistinguishable from the most gonzo dystopian "what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war, this is the sixth Reich" parodies, IE:
its charlie kirk rting an obviously AI image of a 4th of july parade saying "this is what we're fighting for." indeed.its the roswell level from wolfenstein new order. if you haven't played it, it's really something. before going into the cafe, make sure to explore the whole level, sticking around to listen to the npc dialogue in full. fucking dead on.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When it comes to John Woo, most usually say any of Hard Boiled's 3 big action scenes. And they wouldn't be wrong! But for me, The Killer's climactic church shootout is my favorite. It's not nearly as technically impressive as those others but it's great on its own and carries more emotional weight.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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illy bocean 🏝️ @illybocean.boontavista.com · 23/02/2024
Riggs is supposed to be the crazy one but at the start of Lethal Weapon 1, Murtaugh is shown having a morning bath on a workday. That is absolutely insane behaviour
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bit of a throughline this week. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mortal Shell 2 is a banger and is my platonic ideal for a Soulslike not made by FromSoft.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
for millennia you would spend your life dreaming of an audience with the pope and today, through the miracle of technology, Jesus Returns Movie can talk to him with the press of a button and he uses it to say “has his excellency considered the Minions”
What about the Minions? Hundreds of humans working together to bring Entertainment to life... Does the Church Approve of that? Or is that a NO-GO?
Cartoons, Stop-Motion Animation, CGi... they're ALL in the same category. (Now, add Ai Films to it.) They're NOT traditional movies, they are something else... simply PURE entertainment. The Church now DECIDES what
TOOL Creative HUMANS are using?

and there’s a gif of two minions hula dancing in grass skirts that fall down and show their undies.
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ever see a post that just makes you wanna sigh so hard you pass out
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm so sorry you had to endure that. I can't even imagine.
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never once did I walk away from those talks with the thought that they had actually been served justice or that a life for a life would in any way heal what had been so grievously hurt. /8
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"But isn't justice served for the family of the people who were murdered?" I can't speak to what's truly in the hearts of the victims' family. But I have spoken to a couple families who were allowed to witness the execution of their loved one's murderer. /7
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was one of the most harrowing experiences of my life and it remains so. Nothing was accomplished that day, except for the way my stance on the death penalty flipped completely as I now fully understood the barbarity of the act. /6
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll never forget watching as his wife and sister held each other while sobbing, each with a hand pressed against the glass. Halfway through his daughter started breaking down. Screaming. Crying. Pounding on the door begging to be let out. /5
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Stew Smith @stewbiedoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The first one I witnessed will be forever burned into my mind. I forget what the condemned had done, but his wife, sister and teenaged daughter were in the viewing room along with me and a few other media members. /4
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