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The Irate Gatsby

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"I'd like to be a hairdresser...or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers." - Barry Wom

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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 38m
Sometimes it feels like Bluesky is just people saying "can you believe this fucking guy?!" over and over again. It's been 10 years. Yes, I can 100% believe this fucking guy.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 18h
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
SLOWLY
INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 10h
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 12h
The masculine urge to sing Maria
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 13h
40 years ago he appeared on our TV screens with a simple message of hope: Have you heard the good news about Doritos? He is Cool Ranch.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 22h
Damn Tut, you live like this?
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
decent condition for $30
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
KRINGLE DIES TONIGHT!! KRINGLE DIES TONIGHT!!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean technically it's the Russian far east, and plague never left the far east. Central Asian marmots and other rodents still carry it. So it's not that mind-blowing. But yeah this is a lab situation so it sounds sinister to people.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WTF Vivek?! That kid is obviously way past his "being picked up" years. If a grown man had tried to pick me up at that age he would've gotten the business end of a broken beer bottle right in his kidney.
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Criag @criagtime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh you started dynamic pricing? Well I just started dynamic discounts at self-checkout.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"He tricked me Mike. I didn't know he was going to be this bad! It was all about inflation I swear!"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator theonion.com/unsupportive-parents-e…
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 02/10/2026
Duct Tape Sculpture by Takahiro Iwasaki
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not going to lie, this kinda makes me want to buy a Popeye hat
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How do people at Trump rallies even know when to applaud at this point? The guy is all over the place.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The sea, she was hungry that night...."
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have we found our yellow guy yet? The 20's are almost over.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nice mitts dickweed
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy shit, that's the roughest 55 I've ever seen. He's aging like a hobo
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For God's sake how old are they supposed to be?! I assume they're kids, but Sluggo canonically has a job and an apartment!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"You heard that right ladies and gentlemen...CRYSTAL Pepsi!"
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"We sure have a drag"
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They turned our country from a noun to a verb!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a reminder that the story of Bonnie & Clyde isn't one of two star-crossed lovers against the world. It's the story of a bunch of people crammed into a car for months on end, hungry, miserable, and often grievously injured. youtu.be/nEzUiFqHnew?...
youtu.be
Bonnie and Clyde: The Gross Reality of Bonnie's Burned - This WAS NOT like Hollywood!
YouTube video by The Hidden Lens
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sure you love your children, but only because you haven't seen our amazing AI children!!
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Sir, I think you put your bustier on backwards again."
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gangsters in the Godfather universe be like...
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He looks like he's pulling an elaborate nut heist
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oooh I didn't realize you signed a document and made it all official. I'll have to get right on that.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate to say I told you so but...
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somewhere in this crowded stadium lurks Jack the Ripper! Little does saucy Jack realize that Scotland Yard's DCI Digery Nuggington is hot on his trail!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Witches are for Halloween, wizards are for D&D. It's a union thing
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it a drug thing? Do you need to be on drugs? Or drunk?
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My food tastes are as white trash as they get but even I have no idea how these got so popular. They taste like pure rubbery dogshit.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH--oh look, an X foreshadowing death. Neat--AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do not under any circumstances welcome-to-the-revolution this woman, but even a stopped clock
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They don't call Stefan "Mr. Romance" for nothing
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I first realised that BlueSky wasn’t going to be totally different to Twitter
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who is this supposed to appeal to??
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump: See how big she made my dong? That's the joke, get it? King Dong! I'm not really a monkey though. It's all computer and AI.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Monster porn is what happens when girls have daddy issues. MAGA is what happens when boys have daddy issues. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rock Tummyguns!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They have vanilla Devil Dogs now. Up is down. Wrong is right.
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