The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 38mSometimes it feels like Bluesky is just people saying "can you believe this fucking guy?!" over and over again. It's been 10 years. Yes, I can 100% believe this fucking guy. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 13h40 years ago he appeared on our TV screens with a simple message of hope: Have you heard the good news about Doritos? He is Cool Ranch. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026KRINGLE DIES TONIGHT!! KRINGLE DIES TONIGHT!! 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I mean technically it's the Russian far east, and plague never left the far east. Central Asian marmots and other rodents still carry it. So it's not that mind-blowing. But yeah this is a lab situation so it sounds sinister to people. 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026WTF Vivek?! That kid is obviously way past his "being picked up" years. If a grown man had tried to pick me up at that age he would've gotten the business end of a broken beer bottle right in his kidney. 000
Reposted by The Irate GatsbyCriag @criagtime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh you started dynamic pricing? Well I just started dynamic discounts at self-checkout. 58016
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"He tricked me Mike. I didn't know he was going to be this bad! It was all about inflation I swear!" 000
Reposted by The Irate GatsbyThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator theonion.com/unsupportive-parents-e… 61336107
Reposted by The Irate GatsbyRamin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 02/10/2026Duct Tape Sculpture by Takahiro Iwasaki 1203
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm not going to lie, this kinda makes me want to buy a Popeye hat 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026How do people at Trump rallies even know when to applaud at this point? The guy is all over the place. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Have we found our yellow guy yet? The 20's are almost over. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Holy shit, that's the roughest 55 I've ever seen. He's aging like a hobo 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For God's sake how old are they supposed to be?! I assume they're kids, but Sluggo canonically has a job and an apartment! 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"You heard that right ladies and gentlemen...CRYSTAL Pepsi!" 071
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They turned our country from a noun to a verb! 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just a reminder that the story of Bonnie & Clyde isn't one of two star-crossed lovers against the world. It's the story of a bunch of people crammed into a car for months on end, hungry, miserable, and often grievously injured. youtu.be/nEzUiFqHnew?...youtu.beBonnie and Clyde: The Gross Reality of Bonnie's Burned - This WAS NOT like Hollywood!YouTube video by The Hidden Lens 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sure you love your children, but only because you haven't seen our amazing AI children!! 000
Reposted by The Irate GatsbyPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze. 841991162
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Sir, I think you put your bustier on backwards again." 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gangsters in the Godfather universe be like... 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He looks like he's pulling an elaborate nut heist 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oooh I didn't realize you signed a document and made it all official. I'll have to get right on that. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Somewhere in this crowded stadium lurks Jack the Ripper! Little does saucy Jack realize that Scotland Yard's DCI Digery Nuggington is hot on his trail! 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Witches are for Halloween, wizards are for D&D. It's a union thing 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is it a drug thing? Do you need to be on drugs? Or drunk? 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My food tastes are as white trash as they get but even I have no idea how these got so popular. They taste like pure rubbery dogshit. 100
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH--oh look, an X foreshadowing death. Neat--AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! 000
Reposted by The Irate GatsbyIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do not under any circumstances welcome-to-the-revolution this woman, but even a stopped clock 349082
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They don't call Stefan "Mr. Romance" for nothing 000
Reposted by The Irate GatsbyTom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When I first realised that BlueSky wasn’t going to be totally different to Twitter 822117
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Trump: See how big she made my dong? That's the joke, get it? King Dong! I'm not really a monkey though. It's all computer and AI. 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Monster porn is what happens when girls have daddy issues. MAGA is what happens when boys have daddy issues. Thank you for your attention on this matter. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They have vanilla Devil Dogs now. Up is down. Wrong is right. 031