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The Irate Gatsby

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"I'd like to be a hairdresser...or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers." - Barry Wom

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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 2h
Sure you love your children, but only because you haven't seen our amazing AI children!!
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 15h
When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 16h
"Sir, I think you put your bustier on backwards again."
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 18h
Gangsters in the Godfather universe be like...
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 21h
I hate to say I told you so but...
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somewhere in this crowded stadium lurks Jack the Ripper! Little does saucy Jack realize that Scotland Yard's DCI Digery Nuggington is hot on his trail!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My food tastes are as white trash as they get but even I have no idea how these got so popular. They taste like pure rubbery dogshit.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH--oh look, an X foreshadowing death. Neat--AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do not under any circumstances welcome-to-the-revolution this woman, but even a stopped clock
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They don't call Stefan "Mr. Romance" for nothing
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I first realised that BlueSky wasn’t going to be totally different to Twitter
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump: See how big she made my dong? That's the joke, get it? King Dong! I'm not really a monkey though. It's all computer and AI.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Monster porn is what happens when girls have daddy issues. MAGA is what happens when boys have daddy issues. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rock Tummyguns!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They have vanilla Devil Dogs now. Up is down. Wrong is right.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you hear this blaring from the garage that means STAY OUT! I'm doing my kata. youtu.be/LHDg96-ZN_U?...
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Theme From S.W.A.T.-Rhythm Heritage
YouTube video by youngofasho2
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, bye-bye jerk-off
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You go, Nikki-chan. Live your truth
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎵Well I'm in the nor'easter Alexa and I'm kayaking through Howard Beach
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I worry that this is how Britney is going to go out
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw lots of birds waddling around on the ground today because it's too windy to fly. Who's the high and mighty one now, tweety?!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
POV: You're *definitely* getting sent to military school
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me working my way down the ballot on election day
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't look at me, Xi. I gotta go home with this asshole
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor theonion.com/shelter-dog-just-doesn…
Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This kid still cracks me up. She's probably like 30 by now.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please pray for my grandpa.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For fuck's sake Matthew, didn't you read your own headline? Make something up!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'll save you a click-it's because most faces arent perfectly symmetrical and so they look slightly different horizontally flipped. Every artist knows this trick. If you think there's something off about a drawing just flip it horizontally and watch all the flaws jump out at you.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening theonion.com/george-lucas-frantical…
George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Guaranteed NOT to make your phone explode if you say anything critical of Israel. We promise.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now Bert don't be a...TATTLETALE🤭🤭
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm the same exact way when it comes to the bucket
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
None of this means anything of course. The skidmarks this jackass leaves on the country will all be sandblasted off the minute him and his rape gang are gone. Still it's annoying to have to sit through.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Exidy's Starfire. Back in 1979ish I didnt know what video games were yet. I just happened upon this magic fun box and was hooked. The pilfered Star Wars imagery was the icing on the cake.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This was peak white culture.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A whole new set of Norms
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Bantership Potemkin @bonesdrawstuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Woah! Life moves fast when you skip a few Snooki updates.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wrote this next song in a white hot frenzy of inspiration. It's called 'Sure, I guess'
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look I don't want to point fingers or shame anyone, but *one* of you is dragging the sexiness quotient way down
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
More Ghana movie posters writing checks the movies can't cash
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