The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 2hSure you love your children, but only because you haven't seen our amazing AI children!! 000
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 16h"Sir, I think you put your bustier on backwards again." 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Somewhere in this crowded stadium lurks Jack the Ripper! Little does saucy Jack realize that Scotland Yard's DCI Digery Nuggington is hot on his trail! 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My food tastes are as white trash as they get but even I have no idea how these got so popular. They taste like pure rubbery dogshit. 100
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH--oh look, an X foreshadowing death. Neat--AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! 000
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They don't call Stefan "Mr. Romance" for nothing 000
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Trump: See how big she made my dong? That's the joke, get it? King Dong! I'm not really a monkey though. It's all computer and AI. 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Monster porn is what happens when girls have daddy issues. MAGA is what happens when boys have daddy issues. Thank you for your attention on this matter. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They have vanilla Devil Dogs now. Up is down. Wrong is right. 031
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you hear this blaring from the garage that means STAY OUT! I'm doing my kata. youtu.be/LHDg96-ZN_U?...youtu.beTheme From S.W.A.T.-Rhythm HeritageYouTube video by youngofasho2 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026🎵Well I'm in the nor'easter Alexa and I'm kayaking through Howard Beach 000
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I worry that this is how Britney is going to go out 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Saw lots of birds waddling around on the ground today because it's too windy to fly. Who's the high and mighty one now, tweety?! 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026POV: You're *definitely* getting sent to military school 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me working my way down the ballot on election day 001
Reposted by The Irate GatsbyThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 315174753302
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Don't look at me, Xi. I gotta go home with this asshole 000
Reposted by The Irate GatsbyThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor theonion.com/shelter-dog-just-doesn… 2566732
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This kid still cracks me up. She's probably like 30 by now. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026For fuck's sake Matthew, didn't you read your own headline? Make something up! 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'll save you a click-it's because most faces arent perfectly symmetrical and so they look slightly different horizontally flipped. Every artist knows this trick. If you think there's something off about a drawing just flip it horizontally and watch all the flaws jump out at you. 000
Reposted by The Irate GatsbyThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening theonion.com/george-lucas-frantical… 152373264
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Guaranteed NOT to make your phone explode if you say anything critical of Israel. We promise. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm the same exact way when it comes to the bucket 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026None of this means anything of course. The skidmarks this jackass leaves on the country will all be sandblasted off the minute him and his rape gang are gone. Still it's annoying to have to sit through. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Exidy's Starfire. Back in 1979ish I didnt know what video games were yet. I just happened upon this magic fun box and was hooked. The pilfered Star Wars imagery was the icing on the cake. 000
Reposted by The Irate GatsbyBantership Potemkin @bonesdrawstuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Happy Batman Day 81095158
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Woah! Life moves fast when you skip a few Snooki updates. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I wrote this next song in a white hot frenzy of inspiration. It's called 'Sure, I guess' 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Look I don't want to point fingers or shame anyone, but *one* of you is dragging the sexiness quotient way down 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 18/09/2026More Ghana movie posters writing checks the movies can't cash 000