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The Irate Gatsby

@stevespla.bsky.social
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"I'd like to be a hairdresser...or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers." - Barry Wom

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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 26m
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Goldie Hawn has been placed under 24/7 police protection
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 12h
Sitar players are already calling the George movie "the shot in the arm we really needed."
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You know there must've been at least one person on Alderaan that Princess Leia was happy to see go.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy Thanksgiving weekend to our Canadian friends! Do you guys celebrate all weekend like a mini Hanukkah?
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Awww. Turns out he has tons of empathy, just not for living creatures.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Probably don't do that guys
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I like when they start fighting and that one woman is like
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good news: we promise not to give you cancer Bad news: Under certain conditions your Lean Cuisine *might* explode.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ken Bone tried to warn us with the red sweater of ill tidings, but we laughed at him.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This sweet Beatles wall mirror I had as a kid is now worth like$1,000 on Ebay. I should've saved it, but it broke. I guess the bad luck thing is true. Thanks a lot John Lennon!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But just till I can get back on my feet
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You're a good kid. Go get yourself a hot apple pie.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm ashamed to admit that I would've pushed small children out of the way to hug Mechagodzilla
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love that the inspiration for Fu Manchu was a racist ghost
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I could sure go for some canned bread right now. Who's with me?
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sounds like an elaborate sex act. "Aw man I'd let her do a Sharon Lois and Bram's Elephant Show all over me."
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Harrison Ford gives fans a rare glimpse of his prized possession
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🎵Cuz this is Thriller! Thriller night!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The earliest known artistic depiction of a DJ dropping the bass
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me when I hear a tasty alliterative name
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I always ask proctologists when they realized that this was their dream job because I *gotta* know
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was the old 8mm film of cat juggling that really sank him
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's just you and me now tiny bubble on my phone screen protector.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We don't even have dojo wars anymore. Everything sucks.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes it feels like Bluesky is just people saying "can you believe this fucking guy?!" over and over again. It's been 10 years. Yes, I can 100% believe this fucking guy.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The masculine urge to sing Maria
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
40 years ago he appeared on our TV screens with a simple message of hope: Have you heard the good news about Doritos? He is Cool Ranch.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn Tut, you live like this?
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
KRINGLE DIES TONIGHT!! KRINGLE DIES TONIGHT!!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean technically it's the Russian far east, and plague never left the far east. Central Asian marmots and other rodents still carry it. So it's not that mind-blowing. But yeah this is a lab situation so it sounds sinister to people.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WTF Vivek?! That kid is obviously way past his "being picked up" years. If a grown man had tried to pick me up at that age he would've gotten the business end of a broken beer bottle right in his kidney.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not going to lie, this kinda makes me want to buy a Popeye hat
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How do people at Trump rallies even know when to applaud at this point? The guy is all over the place.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The sea, she was hungry that night...."
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have we found our yellow guy yet? The 20's are almost over.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Holy shit, that's the roughest 55 I've ever seen. He's aging like a hobo
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For God's sake how old are they supposed to be?! I assume they're kids, but Sluggo canonically has a job and an apartment!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They turned our country from a noun to a verb!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sure you love your children, but only because you haven't seen our amazing AI children!!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Sir, I think you put your bustier on backwards again."
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gangsters in the Godfather universe be like...
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oooh I didn't realize you signed a document and made it all official. I'll have to get right on that.
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate to say I told you so but...
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somewhere in this crowded stadium lurks Jack the Ripper! Little does saucy Jack realize that Scotland Yard's DCI Digery Nuggington is hot on his trail!
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The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My food tastes are as white trash as they get but even I have no idea how these got so popular. They taste like pure rubbery dogshit.
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