The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 11hGoldie Hawn has been placed under 24/7 police protection 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 12hSitar players are already calling the George movie "the shot in the arm we really needed." 100
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026You know there must've been at least one person on Alderaan that Princess Leia was happy to see go. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Happy Thanksgiving weekend to our Canadian friends! Do you guys celebrate all weekend like a mini Hanukkah? 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Awww. Turns out he has tons of empathy, just not for living creatures. 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I like when they start fighting and that one woman is like 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Good news: we promise not to give you cancer Bad news: Under certain conditions your Lean Cuisine *might* explode. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ken Bone tried to warn us with the red sweater of ill tidings, but we laughed at him. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This sweet Beatles wall mirror I had as a kid is now worth like$1,000 on Ebay. I should've saved it, but it broke. I guess the bad luck thing is true. Thanks a lot John Lennon! 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You're a good kid. Go get yourself a hot apple pie. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm ashamed to admit that I would've pushed small children out of the way to hug Mechagodzilla 211
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I love that the inspiration for Fu Manchu was a racist ghost 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I could sure go for some canned bread right now. Who's with me? 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sounds like an elaborate sex act. "Aw man I'd let her do a Sharon Lois and Bram's Elephant Show all over me." 100
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Harrison Ford gives fans a rare glimpse of his prized possession 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The earliest known artistic depiction of a DJ dropping the bass 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I always ask proctologists when they realized that this was their dream job because I *gotta* know 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It was the old 8mm film of cat juggling that really sank him 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's just you and me now tiny bubble on my phone screen protector. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We don't even have dojo wars anymore. Everything sucks. 121
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sometimes it feels like Bluesky is just people saying "can you believe this fucking guy?!" over and over again. It's been 10 years. Yes, I can 100% believe this fucking guy. 051
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 06/10/202640 years ago he appeared on our TV screens with a simple message of hope: Have you heard the good news about Doritos? He is Cool Ranch. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026KRINGLE DIES TONIGHT!! KRINGLE DIES TONIGHT!! 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I mean technically it's the Russian far east, and plague never left the far east. Central Asian marmots and other rodents still carry it. So it's not that mind-blowing. But yeah this is a lab situation so it sounds sinister to people. 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026WTF Vivek?! That kid is obviously way past his "being picked up" years. If a grown man had tried to pick me up at that age he would've gotten the business end of a broken beer bottle right in his kidney. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm not going to lie, this kinda makes me want to buy a Popeye hat 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026How do people at Trump rallies even know when to applaud at this point? The guy is all over the place. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Have we found our yellow guy yet? The 20's are almost over. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Holy shit, that's the roughest 55 I've ever seen. He's aging like a hobo 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For God's sake how old are they supposed to be?! I assume they're kids, but Sluggo canonically has a job and an apartment! 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They turned our country from a noun to a verb! 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Sure you love your children, but only because you haven't seen our amazing AI children!! 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Sir, I think you put your bustier on backwards again." 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gangsters in the Godfather universe be like... 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oooh I didn't realize you signed a document and made it all official. I'll have to get right on that. 000
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Somewhere in this crowded stadium lurks Jack the Ripper! Little does saucy Jack realize that Scotland Yard's DCI Digery Nuggington is hot on his trail! 010
The Irate Gatsby @stevespla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My food tastes are as white trash as they get but even I have no idea how these got so popular. They taste like pure rubbery dogshit. 100