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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20h
LOL Ukraine hit a Russian data center and Russian bot activity immediately dropped to practically zero. Elon is mad hahahahahaha
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
racist is spelled with a ‘c’ a lot of people don’t know that but if you take the ‘c’ and replace it with a ‘p’ you get rapist i’m super smart
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don't even know what to do with this
promotional frame for a youtube video claiming "youtube doesn't want to show you this ('this' being the elon musk documentary)"
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey hey, my my rock and roll will never die transformers™: more than meets the eye hey hey, my my
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
or “scandalized” or “furious” or “top ten” or “iconic” or “you won’t believe” or “unboxing” or “amazed” or the entire shorts category
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do you get filters if you upgrade to youtube premium? like, can you preemptively remove videos that have the word “reacts” in the title, or are structured like “x listens to y for the first time”?
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Withnail Demands Booze
ALT: Withnail Demands Booze
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s garbage night and my partner was cleaning out the fridge, including a half-empty tub of tabbouleh. “Tabbouleh rasa,” I said wistfully, and we laughed and laughed.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would say more about the similarities/homages in S02 but that would necessitate spoilers
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so the gentlemen is guy ritchie riffing on the godfather, right? a virtuous youngest son, with a fuckup older brother (named Freddie), war hero, taking over the family racket, and slowly becoming corrupted by his need to control everything?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/09/2026
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
do not the bat
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 13/09/2026
The Life-Changing Magic of Shutting the Fuck Up
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
stapled it shut with a shitty toupee, and then brought it to life by jamming a McDonalds cheeseburger in its mouth, you’d have a pretty fair approximation of the current American head of state 2/2
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m a committed atheist but I’ve always been interested in the concept of the golem. I’ve come to the conclusion that if you took all the seven deadly sins – lust, greed, wrath, envy, sloth, gluttony, and pride – and stuffed them into a flaccid, feculent skin-sack, 1/2
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It’s Immaterial — Life's Hard and Then You Die
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wait, so everyone is twelve theory already had a name?
I think it's really funny that Japanese also has a word for 'edgelord', but theirs translates to 'eighth-grader'.

User holmoria replies, 

It's not even 'eighth-grader" it's even funnier. chunibyo is eighth- grade syndrome. like explicitly a diagnosis. I diagnose you with edgelord
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ok united was the one who breaks guitars but my point stands
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you were King Solomon And I was a lady Would you marry me anyway Would you halve my baby
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Karoline Leavitt has resigned her post as press secretary so that she can devote her time to raising her children to be the worst possible people they can be, as a bulwark against what she fears is a rising tide of rational, honest, empathetic Americans.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Delta treating people like guitars
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Hacker The Dog Laughing
Alt: Hacker The Dog and co-host Lauren Laughing
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the telecaster will not be euthanized
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
There was a parody done on the radio, maybe DNTO back in the day, with Casey as a noir-style detective… and I swear Judith must have done the voice because it was bang on. The closing line was “Life is like a bus… and the wheels on that bus go round and round.” I swear to god I did not imagine this.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
there are moments when i ask myself, “what is an appropriate number of times to watch the lauren and hacker ‘normal men’ bit in a day?” and the answer is “all the times”
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Weird Al Swearengen @peterlynn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049 vs the Toronto skyline from right now.
The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049The Toronto skyline from right now
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Today's forecast: PAR64, yellow gel
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Toronto ranked among worst air quality in the world as smoke, extreme heat warnings continue | CBC News
Environment Canada's poor air quality warning in Toronto due to wildfire smoke could stick around until the end of the week, said a meteorologist.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
yeah this kid here
lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com
New frontiers in sanewashing - Lawyers, Guns & Money
One of the keys to understanding the current catastrophe enveloping this country because it chose to make Donald Trump president (twice, so far) is that for no doubt complex sociological and psycholog...
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the Tims they are a-changin'
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
this is the dawning of the age of cyclosporiasis
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
that’s right it starts with an outbreak, parasites on lettuce leaves
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
and now, the tap-dancing hagiographers
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
alternating between sugar and spider noir is making me want to watch “in bruges” again
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
these influencers doing self-scripted one-person two-hander skits wearing two different t-shirts should know they don’t look creative and versatile so much as they look like they don’t have any friends
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, triggering respiratory distress
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
just when the kids seem to have realized that touching grass is a good idea it turns out the grass is full of ticks carrying life-altering diseases
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
American journalists must feel like they’re living in the Twilight Zone episode with the kid who turned that guy into a jack-in-the-box right about now
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It’s not the despair. The despair I can stand. It’s the hope.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
aw yisss
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I hadn’t heard anyone say “stuff it” in years and I’ve just been grinning all day
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Fighting my wrongful termination by the Washington Post. After Charlie Kirk was killed, I was accused of gross misconduct simply for stating the truth about America’s racial double standards when it comes to political violence. We head to arbitration tomorrow. Let’s go.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hey @legaleagle.tv I know there's no shortage of important topics to cover but please consider doing an explainer on the Bricks & Minifigs situation. It wasn't on my radar until Jack Conte got dragged into it and now I'm curious. youtu.be/36jxNeV5L1Q?...
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Take Down Notification: Reckless Ben’s Patreon Account
YouTube video by JackConteExtras
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I notice he’s been wearing a funny hat too
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I was not aware until today that Brad Mehldau had a Substack, when this article showed up in my feed, trashing AI in music and Berklee for promoting it. No decision to subscribe was ever easier. substack.com/@bradmehldau...
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Brad Mehldau (@bradmehldau)
Just heard that Berklee College of Music invited Suno AI CEO Mikey Shulman to host a songwriting course. (Suno spits out AI music slop through an app on your phone and charges you for it. I wrote a bi...
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
There is an Achewood for almost every occasion. January 12, 2009.
A cartoon cat named Roast Beef holds the proceeds of a recent yard sale in his hands. He says: The invisible hand of this particular economy may wear a fingerless glove and write checks at the gas station but damned if this money don’t have square edges and a certain legal tenderness. It also has tuberculosis and the hantavirus so I’m gonna go microwave it for a bit.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Sounds like the makings of a good short story, professor.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
=^..^= alt ascii text: a cat with ear wispies
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
“Tag it and bag it” is my favourite way of announcing the completion of a project, though few people get the reference.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Well that’s a shame. They spent all that money on facemasks.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Imagine pitching Westworld and Jurassic Park in the same meeting. “Okay picture this: a visit to a futuristic amusement park populated by robot cowboys turns into a desperate fight for survival when the robots go berserk and turn on the humans.” “Sounds promising, what else have you got?”
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