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@steveoftheweb.bsky.social
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don't even know what to do with this
promotional frame for a youtube video claiming "youtube doesn't want to show you this ('this' being the elon musk documentary)"
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
There is an Achewood for almost every occasion. January 12, 2009.
A cartoon cat named Roast Beef holds the proceeds of a recent yard sale in his hands. He says: The invisible hand of this particular economy may wear a fingerless glove and write checks at the gas station but damned if this money don’t have square edges and a certain legal tenderness. It also has tuberculosis and the hantavirus so I’m gonna go microwave it for a bit.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Cat petting preference chart for Calypso with all areas marked “I will bite”
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
god how i miss the old centuries lounge. this place has all the ambience of a food court.
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
if you're not aging however, dig in, you're good
click-bait article titled "aging seniors: avoid eating blueberries for breakfast"
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
loud mouthed schnook
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
same
Edvard Munch's “The Scream” digitally altered by Hrag Vartanian to remove screaming figure
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
a thunderstorm is a megafire’s idea for making more megafires
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
third time this year a major corporation has basically handed my personal information over to cybercriminals and then sent me an email telling me how to protect myself better i’m going to fucking lose it
an excerpt of an email a virus protection company telling my some of my personal data has been exposed to the dark web because their servers were breached
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
well you know what they say, if you can’t take a joke then you’re a disgraceful excuse for a human with a face like a fist who bought a social media platform
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
this painting is titled “did you call the cherub guy last week like i told you cause this is a real problem now”
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my brain is like a steve @steveoftheweb.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Speaking of #feynman I’ve had inspirational quotes from both the good doctor and #tomwaits pop up in my feed today and they have some remarkable parallels
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