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Gonzo

@stevehairingtit.bsky.social
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Obnoxious nerd who doesn't know when to shut up. Hairy tit enthusiast. 30s. they/he if you're nasty.

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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If you’re outside of Minnesota and you’re wondering how to help, this guide is excellent. And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
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How To Help if You are Outside Minnesota
Last edited January 22, 2026 I’m going to assume that if you’re reading this, you more or less understand the situation in Minnesota and I don’t have to explain it to you! That sa…
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
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river @grimweather.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
reread path to the rainbow’s end by @stevehairingtit.bsky.social a few days ago and have been thinking about her ever since
transfem steve harrington in a shoulderless pink dress and a dark pink choker
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
#TheMuppets70
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
steddie 2 me
Screenshot of a video with two hands, one wiping ink off the other. Subtitle says, "It's called Anything Goes."The same hands holding a lino cut with a handkerchief carved into it tucked into a back pocket carved into a different stamp. The handkerchief has orange ink on it. The subtitle says, "Um although my wife keeps"Same screenshot as previous image, but the subtitle says, "trying to call it hanky"Same screenshot as previous image, but the subtitle says, "panky"
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lydia (writing irm and many other wips :'3) @lydiasqueer.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
steve gets one of these as a gag gift for eddie but eddie gets embarrassingly turned on by it after a while
a product listing of a harmonica leather gag
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Celebrities used to engage tailors
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a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a tear coming out of his nose
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a tear coming out of his nose
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Repost for time zones. The consensus: kind of gross, but you'll like it.
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
"Gonzo, why is the zombie fic going up 2 days after Halloween?" 1) Halloween is a state of mind. 2) A wizard arrives precisely when he means to. 3) I started writing in August and failed. :^/
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The first time I reread this fic, it was because Jeff said it was nasty, and I was like it's not that nasty, right...? But actually it was a little nasty. So here is some pretty raunchy blood drinking fic with a little black cat if you are looking for something Halloween oriented, but not themed.
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Dracula (1992) roleplay between two people with very different approaches to LARPing
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Steve the vampire slayer finds Eddie the witch in a hole and thinks about leaving him there. The most unpopular end note I have ever written.
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Horror host Eddie drabbles for a fun sized Halloween treat. Steve has a male thot job and 'stache. Eddie gets the head injury this time.
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Should I promote my Halloween fics, which are literally 1/4 of all my fics, plus the blood drinking one, which was for summer funsies, but who doesn't love blood drinking for Halloween?
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Whiteface clown!Steve/Auguste clown!Eddie
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EE 🍉 @ee33.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
yearning
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 09/09/2025
hi, cis folks! if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now. the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE. we need you to call senators: reps.fyi more info & script downthread.🧵
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Eddie
A bar of soap with an image of a cute little raccoon that says "belle creature" and "bebe raton" along with an ingredient list
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NOSFERATU?! @entitttty.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
it’s uncanny
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Void🔞 | VGen @voiddebris.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I know we're upset about itch, but they're not the only ones Payment processors harassed companies bc of a 1,000 email hate campaign But we can EASILY top 1,000! I prewrote an email + got the contact info - you just have to send! ↻💬♡ to boost We CAN make a difference 💕 #itch #censorship 1/🧵
Digital graphic with the text "anti-censorship campaign" and screenshots of headlines about how multiple storefronts have removed NSFW content due to pressure from payment processors and Collective Shout.
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Jae H @considermycat.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
[DEEP BREATH] Here we go. Commas and other punctuation. In Standard Written [American] English (SWE), commas have 8 different little jobs they can do. This is, unfortunately, just the start of why they are so difficult.
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tukru ✨ spooky hermit gremlin @hawkinsleather.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
sharing is caring etc but i'm bad at captions #eddiemunson
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Trying to convince myself that wanting other people to write my fic for me is like wanting somebody else to fuck my wife, but then I open my WIP doc and am reminded that actually I am totally fine with or maybe even pro-cucking. Somebody else should totally write these fics for me.
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Sean🌊Comms Open @anxiousseas.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
#steddie
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🌙 deja/dove @dejasquietplace.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
feeling this today
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Ignore almost literally everything else here. Check out his paws.
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EE 🍉 @ee33.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
this is how Eddie remembers the boat scene
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Tone 🌻 @tonemarie.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
silliness from the archives feat. minute man munson my beloved 💦 #steddie #steveharrington #eddiemunson
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Kam (my hero) has written a lovely fic about memory and balance and also there's some sexy rolling around in the dirt.
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I get all my entertainment from the omnipresent always relevant and dazzlingly original "theater of the mind," which is probably why I haven't seen or read a single book or movie on any of your lists
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Feels like it’s been one of those days for years
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Saw a delightful piece of fanart featuring Eddie with a pet crow and was reminded of my own delightful fic. Besides a crow, it has everything everyone likes in a steddie fic: no smut, no smooching, word of god postscript MCD threats. All seven people who read it loved it.
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Bonny @grandmastattoo.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Steve Harrington immediately before falling head over heels for Eddie
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
btw one thing I learned at the training i went to this weekend is that bc ICE isn't allowed anywhere in a business that a customer wouldn't be allowed, an employees only sign on a door is enough to cause them to need a warrant. "closed for a private event" guarantees the same
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Steve and Jonathan and Eddie are all so afraid of becoming their dads that they end up just like their moms: - cheated on, second choice with the veneer of respectability - a doormat, other people think they’re insane - dead
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Eric Schmeltzer @ericschmeltzer.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it. Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on. Making this my pinned post.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The Trump administration is scrubbing the CDC’s website of documents on reproductive rights issues, sexual health, intimate partner violence, and more. I'm trying to save them. You can find the deleted docs at CDCGuidelines.com - I'll be adding more over the weekend.
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Download CDC Guidelines Removed By The Trump Admin
The Trump administration is scrubbing the CDC’s website of documents on reproductive rights issues, sexual health, intimate partner violence, and more.
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Deborah Blum @deborahb.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
From a journalist friend: Just spreading the word. The CDC is purging data, so people should archive their favorite CDC datasets today, namely ones around race/ethnic diversity, LGBTQ, and reproductive health. Also health data involving climate. The youth risk behavior survey has already gone down.
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 28/01/2025
Please, please listen, I am literally begging you: I'm a healthcare lawyer who is alive because of Medicaid. I just came from Hill meetings about Medicaid. I'm very plugged into "the groups" — if you're covered by Medicaid, do not cancel anything medical because of the OMB mess.
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
All the ticketing angst I'm seeing here is reminding me of my time in the kpop mines
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Submissions Open! Steddie Kink Meme @steddiekinkmeme.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The #steddie #kinkmeme is now live! Submit all your wildest and dirtiest steddie prompts to us anonymously at tellonym.me/steddiekinkm... and your prompt will show up here!
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mads @itcanbepalped.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
HAH it’s my birthday so actually i can post more if i want to plus one more after this that includes the last picture in this kissing meme set
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Importing my "you're going to hear about what didn't make it into my actual fics and you're going to like it" thread from the other app
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Mischief cats @mischiefcats.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Little vampire 🧛‍♂️
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
In this AU, Steve starts playing horror games because he wants to get railed by pyramid head btw. I’m making connections to past jokes. It’s an expanded universe. He and Robin buy a lifesize cardboard cutout of that RE vampire mommy and keep it in their house
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Gonzo @stevehairingtit.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I love when a fandom collectively decides a character runs hot or cold. Just everybody coming together to look at a guy and agree there's an air of poor circulation about him.
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