Reposted by @stevedm.bsky.social
Ah yes, the mind is boggled by immigrants and tourists who don’t want to get abused and thrown into a secret nightmare prison for weeks or months before eventually being whisked away to a country they didn’t come from in the first fucking place. What a mystery!
![This is Cooper. He is, in theory, a dog. They say "hound-retriever mix," but he could also be a loose noodle, or perhaps a pile of melting cheese, or some kind of interdimensional goofus. It's hard to say. But he's a very good [insert whatever he is here]. Here he's stretching out, and giving that little tongue pokey-outey business.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:evum3ztvjvpmuc72fd5lhvjd/bafkreidqgrp7ndnvlls7jgyuztwwxkngxz53jwqias5u5wx6nrk4n4v62e)
![This is Cooper. He is, in theory, a dog. They say "hound-retriever mix," but he could also be a loose noodle, or perhaps a pile of melting cheese, or some kind of interdimensional goofus. It's hard to say. But he's a very good [insert whatever he is here]. In this photo, he's just snoozling real damn hard. It's hard to be a pro-level snoozer like this.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:evum3ztvjvpmuc72fd5lhvjd/bafkreifsf33ctrfbzub2sod2asck7hjg6ovdro4bpl3vfeohhbq2p56lwu)
![This is Cooper. He is, in theory, a dog. They say "hound-retriever mix," but he could also be a loose noodle, or perhaps a pile of melting cheese, or some kind of interdimensional goofus. It's hard to say. But he's a very good [insert whatever he is here]. In this photo he's under the dining room chairs/table with an elk antler bone.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:evum3ztvjvpmuc72fd5lhvjd/bafkreiduugzxjvnxxwcvzfdrxsuhc7ky34ahdhehyuasm7uh25wzxeyuzm)
![This is Cooper. He is, in theory, a dog. They say "hound-retriever mix," but he could also be a loose noodle, or perhaps a pile of melting cheese, or some kind of interdimensional goofus. It's hard to say. But he's a very good [insert whatever he is here]. In this photo he's having a good laugh, just a hearty canine guffaw. That or he's yawning. I choose to believe in mirth for dogs. Why do you hate mirth and dogs. Believe in dog mirth. You monster.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:evum3ztvjvpmuc72fd5lhvjd/bafkreibdp66ecvmcowek75ffyx6j5goplr2ivtemcu3j64des7tlmg4d3m)
