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Steve Brewer

@steve-brewer.bsky.social
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I am a writer and former marketing guy who never attended Oxford. It could explain why I'm not crazy about their commas. Comments are my own.

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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The loss of Cassandra Wilson hits hard. Her take on “Wichita Lineman” is simply magical. Pour a glass in tribute and listen to this masterpiece in a quiet room. It will change you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sC_...
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Wichita Lineman
YouTube video by Cassandra Wilson - Topic
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When you think about it, there's only one choice that fits their criteria.
Our buddy, George Santos, would be the perfect James Bond.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just putting this out there. Our Cankle King's little party on Sunday has implications for the next White House Easter Egg Roll.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The Dallas Mavericks recently announced their intent to build the team's next arena on the site of a former Montgomery Ward. And they say history doesn't repeat itself...
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H e t e r o t o p ia @artsofexistence.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
“He was doing quite well until the last sentence, but if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one.” ― David Mitchell, The Bone Clocks #BookSky
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
If only the good pastor had spent more time reading the Bible instead of The Art of the Deal.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Dear evangelicals, Can you point me to the Bible verse that states that Christ was orange? I've already checked in 2 Corinthians. Thanks!
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Welp. Who knew this would be the day I could say I heartily agree with our beloved mango monarch?
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Imagine how panicked he will be when he discovers that orange is water-soluble.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
You know and I know he'll gin up quite the explanation, so to speak.
Kash files a lawsuit against The Atlantic.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Who is going to tell him he flew past "No more Mr. Nice Guy" a good five or so decades ago?
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If you go with just "Little does Hegseth know," it's evergreen.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
And yet, their God cannot cure cankles.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Remember that Easter basket sugar high you had when you were a kid? Here is what it is like in the age of social media.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
As a general rule, if you are talking to sidewalks, you are not taking your meds.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Somebody please confirm with Ezra a cannon was involved.
Ezra Klein quote about firing Noem "the right way."
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
OK people. One more time. It's not "Board of Peace." It is "Board with Peace." The guy is about to attack Iran....again.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I can't help but think if the shoe was on the other foot, dogs and Muslims would take a hard pass.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Ever notice how it’s easier to convince Stephen Miller to show a little empathy than it is to reach a living, breathing customer service representative at Experian? #PhoneTreeHell #Experian
A photo of Mr. Warmth himself, Stephen Miller
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Nothing motivates your audience more than ‘cease and desist,’ ‘forthwith,’ and ‘commence.’ Where is a copy editor when you need her? Jeffries and the Dem Comms team still can't master the basics. Here's a tip. Go with 'stop,' 'now,' and 'launch.'
Jeffries' message on DHS.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Heads up to the fine citizens of Minneapolis, Bangor, Philly or wherever ICE shows up next. Know your rights. It looks like a polka or a waltz is perfectly legal.
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weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
This is the same Greg Abbott who dispatched the national guard to intimidate US soldiers because someone on an HOA listserv said Jade Helm was a plot to incarcerate Texans in concentration camps.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
An optimist is someone who believes that one day, everybody's pals on "Fox and Friends" and the gang on "The Five" will regret what they've done to our country.
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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Any statements from these profiles in courage?
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I've updated Miller's post, making his comments more self-reflective and more accurate.
Stephen Miller, in a reflective mood.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Anyone have the phone number for NRA corporate? I'm getting worried that something bad might have happened to them. They're awfully quite for an organization that's pro-gun ownership and against big government's jack-booted thugs.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
In a strange way, it all kind of makes sense. Trump has lost his mind. Delta loses your luggage. Both have terrible customer service.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
To my evangelical friends, this feels like it might not exactly be following Jesus' teachings. Somebody has missed a Sunday School lesson or two.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
In spite of the chaos that's engulfing the world, this is the main story on The Dallas Morning News' website this morning. Robust journalism at its finest.
Dallas Morning News headline "Barbecue team to open Tex-Mex restaurant in Arlington, near Rangers and Cowboys games"
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
So, what he's actually saying is, "We won't be more successful unless we are more successful." Quite the thinker there...
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
We spend too much time arguing whether he’s crazy, dying, guided by Rasputin, or just chewing on crayons. Reasons do not matter. It’s all about what he’s done. We are one year in. America, don’t Schumer this one. Make your voice heard on Nov. 3. #USDemocracy
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Amy continues to voice concerns like a diplomat. It's long since time to put on the boxing gloves. She should be yelling it from the rooftops, making the case to anyone with a microphone. It is time to lead the charge rather than the concern.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Elon is going to pull his hair plugs out when he learns about the history of South Africa.
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Pam Bondi is going to announce tomorrow that Jerome Powell tried to ram Donald Trump with his car
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Let's be honest. The beloved Orange Oligarch could wander on to the House floor wearing a toga and all they would say is "Nice cankles there, buddy!"
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Remember all the talk about "flood the zone?" We should have bought flood insurance.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Amy, you are using your pissed off librarian voice again. What does it take for you and Senate Dems to get angry and actually go on the offensive?
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Thank God she didn't come into the interview guns a-blazin'.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The only thing that distinguishes ICE from the Gestapo is a lack of fashion sense.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Given this, if the Orange Buckaroo were a gentleman, he would offer to share his FIFA Peace Prize with María Corina Machado. Care to bet if that happens?
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I haven't seen shoulder pads like that since "Dynasty."
A photo of Donald at one of his fun-filled press conferences. Let's just say that without the shoulder pads, he would not look like a burly man.
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Rep. Lloyd Doggett @doggett.house.gov · 07/01/2026
The horrific killing of Renee Good in Minneapolis by an ICE agent is a disgusting tragedy that never should have happened. Time and time again, wherever ICE goes, chaos follows.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Once again, the administration blatantly lied. This time, it was about ICE killing a fellow citizen in cold blood. Dems, true to fashion, responded with all the venom of a bowl of instant grits. We need someone who speaks with spirit rather than a script. We need passion. We need new voices.
Photo of ICE enforcement, seconds before they ended the life of an innocent woman.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Hilton's new slogan: "We'll leave the Right on for you."
Hilton's official statement demonstrating that PR isn't as easy as it looks.
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weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We really dodged a bullet.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A little known fact: To preserve the FIFA Peace Prize, it has to occasionally be coated in oil.
Our buddy, Donny, praying to God that the FIFA Peace Prize is actually made of gold.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Trump Caracas announced in 3...2...1...
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
George Santos mysteriously left NYC just before Maduro & Co. were "invited" to the U.S. If this were a trade, you would have thought we would have received a draft pick or two.
Looking for a dictator at the trade deadline?
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Yikes! It is going to be quite the ask to get behind his nomination for the next Nobel Peace Prize. Of course, Bari Weiss may have a different opinion.
A picture of Donald, who went bonkers in the middle of the night and pondered yet another fun-filled war.
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