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Steve Brewer

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I am a writer and former marketing guy who never attended Oxford. It could explain why I'm not crazy about their commas. Comments are my own.

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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And, in a bit of irony, odds are, it will be broadcasted on the network that airs "Survivor."
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am getting this strange feeling it will be on CBS just before Trump's version of The Kennedy Center Honors.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To be fair, in a world without HIPPA, you would be told that parts of her are relatively new.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Angela, for the love of God, stop chewing your pills. Elections are about the person, not the party. It's about their values, intent, and commitment. It is not about power. Your husband is only slightly less honest than the score Donny Boy reports after 18 holes.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait! You've found a spotted Kimbal Musk in the wild?!?
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Most of the rest of America regrets he did as well.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just curious. Does grabbing people off the streets and subjecting them to inhumane treatment reminds you of any particular country?
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We all know Donald will show off washboard abs long before a single check is cut.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Vikings' No. 3 quarterback is available for a song.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The loss of Cassandra Wilson hits hard. Her take on “Wichita Lineman” is simply magical. Pour a glass in tribute and listen to this masterpiece in a quiet room. It will change you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sC_...
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YouTube video by Cassandra Wilson - Topic
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Vance: "I'd be not shocked if the Antichrist was walking among us." What is shocking: The Antichrist loves "Y.M.C.A."
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We live in a banana republic. I'm willing to bet good money the roof leaks.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Only one of the guys in this sloppy AI rendering wore a wig. Hint: It is not the guy on the left.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
When you think about it, there's only one choice that fits their criteria.
Our buddy, George Santos, would be the perfect James Bond.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm betting she's not burning the midnight oil and flexing her influence to get others in her party to join her. She has been--and always will be--exactly what is wrong about Washington.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Let's admit it. It is the guy in the middle's belt that is really fighting the war. There is not enough Wegovy on the East Coast to make him look that trim.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ah, but when this outbreak finally ends, Republicans will still be full of crap.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So, besides the receding hairline, our mango monarch was cosplaying soldier for a day at age 20?
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"Goes his own way?" Who knew Big Bad John was a member of Fleetwood Mac?
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just putting this out there. Our Cankle King's little party on Sunday has implications for the next White House Easter Egg Roll.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
If only he would have exercised his brain. Alternately, he could exorcise the one he has.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The Dallas Mavericks recently announced their intent to build the team's next arena on the site of a former Montgomery Ward. And they say history doesn't repeat itself...
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Just like he has been honest about his health status.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
In the Nick of time--am I right? [Looks around] Yeah. OK. My bad. If you are looking for hard hitting content, check out "America's Funniest Home Videos."
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
You know, some things do not age well. I am reasonably convinced it will be Vanilla Slush on June 26.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The return on peace for your dollar isn't what it used to be.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Bari is still having a hard time getting past "think."
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
With that said, there are people in this world who would pay good money to see him in Julie Andrews's role in a remake of "The Sound of Music."
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
And so, we have an answer to the question, "Who is the better kisser?"
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
An interesting day for the folks at DuckDuckGo, eh?
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This will in more ways than one reflect poorly on Trump
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
What color is he naturally? Did his makeup artist go the "full Trump" on purpose?
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Well.... the story behind the why is going to be legendary.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Admittedly, he is not exactly an investment genius. However, to his credit, he did not make an offer for Arby's.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Thee folks are about to discover it is not a good year. This is on Team MAGA.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Feels like a metaphor for a certain country.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Hold on. Are you saying Marky Mark was running the FDA? I thought it was bad when the Secretary of Education couldn't tell the difference between A.I. and steak sauce....
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
To his credit, he didn't say "Our country is at steak." I guess he didn't want to imply anything well-done....
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Sweet Jesus, he is ballroommaxxing again.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
In the off chance, our orange oligarch forgot, I hear Botox makes an excellent gift.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Thank God that there's plenty of water in Utah. [Checks notes] Nevermind.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
We should all be thankful Vivi entered this world. With that said, she is going to be a huge profit center for BetterHealth and a gaggle of psychiatrists for decades to come.
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H e t e r o t o p ia @artsofexistence.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
“He was doing quite well until the last sentence, but if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one.” ― David Mitchell, The Bone Clocks #BookSky
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
If only the good pastor had spent more time reading the Bible instead of The Art of the Deal.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
If only the pastor had spent a bit more time reading the Bible instead of The Art of the Deal.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Given them a bit of credit. They edited out the horns.
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Dear evangelicals, Can you point me to the Bible verse that states that Christ was orange? I've already checked in 2 Corinthians. Thanks!
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Welp. Who knew this would be the day I could say I heartily agree with our beloved mango monarch?
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
For the love of God, will someone please hide his phone charger?
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Steve Brewer @steve-brewer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Imagine how panicked he will be when he discovers that orange is water-soluble.
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