milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 4hitalian guy trying to remember the name for meet cute: 010
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 16hMe: So how does this blood test work? Elizabeth Holmes: It just needs a finger prick Me: Alright just a question wasn't it knobhead 161
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 18hHeard he only got the job because his dad invented Portugal 020
Reposted by milk bottle championLiv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Bolsheviks in July of 1917 82197211
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The conservatives are winning 2029 with each seat a 40k majority 030
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026if you must know i am picturing going in disguised as a cleaner and hoovering it up, henry the hoover slurping up his forbidden spaghetti 020
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I keep imagining it happening late at night and an emergency tabloid headline of BAY-GONE TAPESTRY somehow going out 190
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026to counter the moscow plague lab news something fun should happen like someone art heisting the bayeux tapestry 2161
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026it's very recent but last minute sub in of this heathen land because my god green lung infected me since i first heard the singles from black harvest and THL is a perfect album to me 121
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026not my circus yet, but my monkeys are in position 030
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026youtu.be/AWgk2wM_VG8?... a tankie but someone who loves the soviet army for their film workyoutu.be"Napoleon Bonaparte's Strat-Ego" [Unofficial Music Video - ABBA Waterloo]YouTube video by Dr Yaple's Broken Television (Postmodernism Art!) 021
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Not a jump scare but it did affect me deeply 140
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I loved the 1970 soviet film of Waterloo so much and always asked to rewatch it from like the age of 7/8 but then did also have years of recurring nightmares of being conscripted to fight Napoleon but I was the only one who knew he was already defeated and then I was left in a field alone 3355
Reposted by milk bottle championRuth Husko @dankackroyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Same but for Four in a Bed 012116
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026meeting a friend's mum and saying "[friend] never told me they had a *younger* sister!!" 0110
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not a fan myself, I am a glutton for nice things. Punishment sounds awful 010
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026confused sect of millenarians who think the world will end after a thousand hats 021
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026doom painting is so so good it has that mantel in place of greater safety effect of even knowing how the history goes, it feels so alive and thus has the cockiness of the present i truly think the peasants will win 000
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026At uni some friends of mine got detained by the RAF Base Police because on the drive back from a walk in the moores they pulled over for a piss and a vomit and turned out they did this at one of the side gates of RAF Fylingdales (missile early warning radar base) 001
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026normal guy: oh hey man how's it going 140
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026how it feels to be 38 years old and adding a *swear* to a shakespeare quote 050
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026'white heat' was my nickname at uni 140
Reposted by milk bottle championRose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We can read the equivocations mate here i circled em for you 732684
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026his own head seems photoshopped on here 040
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Absolutely gorgeous news, congratulations ❤️🥰 010
Reposted by milk bottle championWorst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit 412928
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what if we used iced coffee to cool down ai datacentres 010
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026getting kicked out of the captain tom gloryhole because i brought an iced coffee 070
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026youtu.be/ky0YV6Q4YPk?... If they don't pass the testyoutu.beYou Passed The Test - The Peter Serafinowicz ShowYouTube video by Absolute Jokes 020
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You sir win the inter-net (interview internet) today 😂😂😂 010
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love the writer Joyce Carol Dates 110
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ed Sheeran's Canadian leg of the tour off to a flying start 040
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think if he could harness whatever energy it is that makes gen X think swearing and drinking is somehow a transgressive act still we could remove our global reliance on fossil fuels by the end of 2026 030
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026(guy who definitely has a firm sense of his place in the world): i think.. im gonna start a podcastt 010
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What's good for the goose is soooo good for the goose, man, keep giving it to the goose 010
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Had such a nice day today (day off: breakfast in a caf, massage, lunch and wander with a bestie, go buy a book from my mates bookshop, load of reading) feel like im my own dog about to put myself down tomorrow 030
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Shrove your tues over the pans of the cake 031
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026what if lisa nandy went into an escape room to celebrate her promotion to culture secretary and just hasn't figured out how to leave yet 081
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my contribution to dating app discourse is every time you screenshot a strangers profile with the goal of posting it online your phone should explode in your hand 0113
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Id like to see a new dog with an old trick. Like a puppy sawing a woman in half 083
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026do you think the dead body chalk outline guys ever want to get a bit jazzy with it? 020
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026useless at scheming french grand vizier who keeps just giving fish to the sultan 030
