milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 16hdoes anyone want to walk into a well with dignity later? 010 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 21hgoing to make one of these but it's a maze with statistics from different battles of the English Civil War 190 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Ooooo there's been another big cat sighting in Somerset, lad! 020 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026That's three more DEFRA agents oh!-bliterated 110 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026maybe it's not having drunk for 23 years but nearly every adult who posts about their night out sounds like this to me 000 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026been pipped at the post to be east bristol's biggest diana lover ( @shilpa.bsky.social found this haunting thing) 010 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The conservatives are winning 2029 with each seat a 40k majority 030 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026it's very recent but last minute sub in of this heathen land because my god green lung infected me since i first heard the singles from black harvest and THL is a perfect album to me 121 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026meeting a friend's mum and saying "[friend] never told me they had a *younger* sister!!" 0110 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026normal guy: oh hey man how's it going 140 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026how it feels to be 38 years old and adding a *swear* to a shakespeare quote 050 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026his own head seems photoshopped on here 040 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love the writer Joyce Carol Dates 110 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026crazy nominative determinism here 180 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026asking my mates if i can give a treat to their cat 0104 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026love when a dvd tells you what's coming out soon 031 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026thinking again of the best achievement in gaming 000 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026blocking off an hour in my calender to just stare at this picture and cry 0140 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Being called Nicholas is so hard like do you wanna be known as Nick, Nicky or If-Jesus-Christ-had-not-died-for-the-thou-hadst-been-damned 173 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026forgot the meeting this morning was camera on and heard my manager just go "ah so goblins are real are they stephen?" 1233 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If it acts as a balm, Chesterton himself is Chesteroned as I have to frequently remind myself he isn't the character from Frasier 010 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Just started reading this and after the description "his dark red hair parted in the middle ... curved into the slow curls of a virgin in a Pre-Raphaelite picture", can't help but picture Lucian Gregory as @misterabk.bsky.social 130 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is a 16th Century German monk and scholar called Martin Truther. As time went on he began to be convinced that catholic dogma was a malign influence from the stars to try and prevent a terrestrial kingdom of heaven. He never died and wanders around Europe to this day 42256 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Pagan Priest The Revrant Womble Crosby 050 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026farage's legal defense is bulletproof 0140 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Mr Farage you owe the electoral commission a lot of money? Oh what's that? You can't pay? I'm sure we can figure something out 040 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026there are amazing sentences in so many places 010 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026saw this jumper that obv wouldn't fit (maybe when i was 12), thought i was speaking inside my head but actually said "i should give myself an eating disorder so i fit in that" loud enough for the vendor to hear she just sweetly said "maybe you could just learn to knit instead?" 030 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026book 43 down, perfect end of summer read especially today with intermittent storms 000 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026you know what that's a very good question 040 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Nothing in the laws of Mordor says a ringwraith can't stay dry 150 0
milk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026French men are called Jean German, Hans 050 0
