Reposted by chief kyivchief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 11/02/2025pressing my ducal signet ring really hard into my advisor's forehead 051
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 30/09/2026Setting up a telescope at the fair, charging kids $6 to look directly at the sun 060
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 29/09/2026open.spotify.com/track/2nWFDy...open.spotify.comIt's Not EasyExtra Golden · Ok-Oyot System · Song · 2006 010
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 29/09/2026Leaving the sun shield on and telling my date i can drive by instruments only 070
Reposted by chief kyivchief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 09/07/2025i get why China is proud of its civilization they were doing Bamboo Halliburton in 80BC while everyone else was Fucking Around 0123
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 29/09/2026iCarly is an ancient hereditary title (iCarolus Magnus, 8th Century -> iKralj, iKaralius, iKról, iКороль) 040
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 29/09/2026Q: Bond, squeeze the filter of that cigarette to release a burst of cooling menthol oil into the stream. Inhale and enjoy. The compound i added will kill you instantly. 0141
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 29/09/2026ancient chinese petrochemical extraction specialists bsky.app/profile/stef... 121
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 29/09/2026i really like the syntactic rearrangement Stevie Wonder did in Pastime Paradise #SongsInTheKeyOfLife 130
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 28/09/2026Krillion #75 🦐 435 🏮🦑⬛🏮🏮🦑🦑 Bullshit that "sulfur dioxide" doesnt count for "used to block the sun" 020
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 28/09/2026active "twitter intellectuals" falling for a "vocab IQ" test made by white nationalist race science cranks 060
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 27/09/2026You can re-use the SCOBY from diet coke to ferment more of it 1364
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 26/09/2026it appears that this bonfire ritual site belongs to the Smashed Miller High Life Bottle Culture 017240
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 26/09/2026at interviews, make sure you repeat your motto often so they know what you're about 090
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 23/09/2026tried to explain what skim milk is like to someone with a lifelong dairy allergy and i said it's like when you finish most of an iced drink and come back to it in an hour; the watery, thin, almost offensive remains is like skim milk 140
chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 23/09/2026had to step away to take a piss for 3 random mins in the middle of an 8 hour planning zoom meeting and came back to them finishing up talking about my tasks like "oh he's back now" 👍 why did i even bother saying brb 1100
Reposted by chief kyivthe devil @thearbiter.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Ancient Proverb: The best time to start attacking was twenty years ago. He second best time to start attacking is now. 0123
