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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 29/09/2026
im crying dude
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Bilbo and Frodo are actually cousins, not uncle and nephew, and Frodo is legally Bilbo's adopted heir, not a concubine
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 29/09/2026
Losing it @prophethusband

Text to homie nicknamed Big Gulp: You make every day of my life better than the next. I feel like I have known you for a thousand lifetimes

Text to wife: Make sure the bathroom door is open when I got home. Im gonna come in sprinting

11:01 AM 17 Jan 23 82OK Views
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 29/09/2026
makes the brain feel good
lyrics of Pastime Paradise

For the day that sorrow's lost from time They keep telling of the day When the savior of love will come to stay

Tell me, who of them will come to be? How many of them are you and me? Proclamation

Of race relations
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 28/09/2026
active "twitter intellectuals" falling for a "vocab IQ" test made by white nationalist race science cranks
You may not have noticed 
But your brain did
Redlettermedia play.doh meme
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 23/09/2026
go long for the oblong, bob long
Bob Long american football player
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 22/09/2026
sick downburst
Behind wing starboard side airplane window view of a thunderstorm with visible downburst of rain. Clouds in the sky, back illuminated, and a greyish curtain of rain dumping on rural fieldsRadar view of the thunderstorm and (delayed) location over Ardmore AL
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 21/09/2026
beautiful day today
New york city skyline
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 20/09/2026
In Virginia, we smirked at the Simpson - Clipse, Virginia
Homer simpson
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 19/09/2026
picked up a Hokkaido cream souffle roll from H Mart. Tastes like how you imagine a twinkie is, before you actually bite into a twinkie and are struck with reality.
not my photo - representative picture of the souffle roll
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 18/09/2026
Rei Ayanami from Evangelion casheir at Oxxo selling you a pack of Marlboro cigarettes in the parking lotRei, asuka, and Shinji trying to get into a closed OxxoThe evangelion crew parked in front of an Oxxo
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 16/09/2026
yours looks so cool. I am lucky to grab furtive glimpses of the house gecko(s?) that lives around my yard
house gecko at bottom of a black garden debris can
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 16/09/2026
oh? a visitor?
Gecko hand reaching up from a window pane
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 15/09/2026
bro who tf is my substitute teacher 😭
Yevgeny Prigozhin in front of a world map
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 14/09/2026
regular sized ackman @pleas4nt

Grandpa was a cruel man. Not physically, nothing so grand as that. Constant little things. When he got sick, I didnt visit him once. It was a relief when he went. I've never told anyone this before.

Alex Trebek: Good stuff. Jamie from Bakersfield, you're a big Mickey Mouse fan?
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 13/09/2026
andrew @intellegint

Living on the top floor with poor AC in the summer means I have to wait til sundown to do PC gaming. Gamers Ramadan.

3:10 PM 27 Jun 23-1,643 Views
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 12/09/2026
heres my chippy
Chipmunk looking up from grasschipmunk looking up from grass
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 09/09/2026
roman sling stones (projectiles) with offensive or humorous carvings
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 08/09/2026
Happy Labor Day
Package of Kirkland italian sausage set up to smoke on a weber kettle, charcoal, mesquite, over a grass backyardPlate set smoked and charred italian sausage in a brioche roll, roasted pepper and onion, and lghtly charred corn on the cob. Glass is full of publix brand malta with a bit of lime. Slap Ya Mama seasoning on the table for the corn
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 07/09/2026
finished hanging it 🙌
John Kiraly - Celebration serigraph in a golden frame.with anti glare plexi, hung on a white wall over a desk
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 04/09/2026
those hands are very cool

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Mario rons you

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Mahjong Mario 1 month ago because you dealt in

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Mario rons vou very much
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 31/08/2026
coated chicken. How can you resist?
Google screenshot

McDonald's

https://www.mcdonalds.com

Mayo Chicken - Crispy Coated Chicken

McDonald's Mayo Chicken. 100% crispy chicken breast with lettuce and cool mayo in a soft bun. How can you resist?
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 30/08/2026
Handsome B. Charming

@CTachio83984

*handing you a grenade*

hold this while i go look for the pin

7:16 PM 28 Aug 26. 2.9K Views
James
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 27/08/2026
@hum_dunkin

One of my favourite sandcrab memories is he posted "going for a nonce walk" and we tagged him in the group chat and said man you cannot say that and he was like "what, doesn't nonce mean like an oaf or something? Like

dunce?"

6:56 PM 25 Sep 23 1.5K Views


Sandcrab rainyshoresandcrab
quiet coastline
@rainyshore

hey man let me tell you what helped me with my back pain. it won't work for you at all but it'll pass the time

10:36 p.m. 04 Nov. 21 Twitter for AndroidSandcrab quiet coastline @rainyshore

post revolution country song "I Have A Five Year Plan To Keep Loving You"

2:48 PM 7/9/22 Twitter Web App

11 Retweets

102 Likes
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 26/08/2026
China, Japan
Google maps screenshot of china, japan

Tamina Cape 田皆

Wanjo Beach ワンジョビーチ

Shorvudo

Limestone Cave

昇竜洞

Okinoerabujima 沖永良部島

China 知名町

China

知名町

Oshima District, Kagoshima, Japan
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 25/08/2026
Yep, from that museum. Went a few years ago. Saw this excellent bench there too
Bench at Dollywood with Designated Vaping Area plaque
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly, fellow band geek
Dolly Parton in high school marching bandDolly Parton's marching band uniform and drum on display at Dollywood
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 24/08/2026
theres nothing quite like an integrated multi-domain operation with sensor fusion
DoD Multi Domain Electronic Warfare diagram
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 23/08/2026
man this looks like a window or portal to another world
John Kiraly - Celebration serigraph in a golden frame.with anti glare plexi, propped up on bedJohn Kiraly - Celebration serigraph in a golden frame.with anti glare plexi, propped up on bed. Zoomed out
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 23/08/2026
finally figured out a push point technique that doesnt draw blood
push point tool, frame, and push points in frame holding a white backing. My hand covered in band aids in foreground completed secured frame with push points. Backing is secured around entire perimeter.

Used leatherman knife, rubber mallet, push point tool, chisel, and safety goggles to apply direct force safely and in a controlled manner
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 22/08/2026
bro is tweaking
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 22/08/2026
what was "the incident" at your antioch?

Incident at Antioch

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Peter and Paul disputing in Antioch (Lucas van Leyden and Jan Harmensz. Muller, 1527)
The incident at Antioch was an Apostolic Age dispute between the apostles Paul and Peter which occurred in the city of Antioch around the middle of the first century.[1] The primary source for the incident is Paul's Epistle to the Galatians 2:11–14.[1] Since the 19th century figure Ferdinand Christian Baur, biblical scholars have found evidence of conflict among the leaders of early Christianity; for example, James D. G. Dunn proposes that Peter was a "bridge-man" between the opposing views of Paul and James, brother of Jesus.[2] The outcome of the incident remains uncertain, resulting in several Christian views on the Old Covenant.
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 21/08/2026
beauty shots
White-dotted Prominent Moth (Nadata gibbosa) caterpillar White-dotted Prominent Moth (Nadata gibbosa) caterpillar
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 21/08/2026
real gubby-ass caterpillar hours
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 20/08/2026
ok to fix this, you have to go to Settings->Accessibility->Keyboard-> Underline Access Keys and turn it on. They must have disabled it in the newest update
 Settings->Accessibility->Keyboard menu, with on screen keyboard and underline access keys options. only access keys options is turned on
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 20/08/2026
microsoft, in their infinite wisdom, took keyboard shortcuts away the power user menu??? literally what???? Windows + X to open the menu, but there are no longer underlined keys for shortcuts! Actively making the experience worse for no reason. Windows+X, then U, then S was my go too sleep option
windows power user menu, with underlined shortcut keysNEW windows power user menu, without underlined shortcut keys. No previous shortcut mappings work
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 19/08/2026
Killdeer image next to text 
KILL 7 BILLION DEERS
In style of monkey face meme next to 
KILL 7 BILLION PEOPLE
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 18/08/2026
anyone know how much this pull is worth
Joe Biden pokemon card
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 18/08/2026
lmao. reminds me of this one
Cum In A Hot Tub

Ingredients

2 part vodka

1 part white rum

3-5 drop Bailey's® Irish cream
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 17/08/2026
checking in on r/alcohol
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Image is a dog looking at a guy. Kitchen in background. Nearly empty liquor bottle between legs. Ankle monitor on right leg
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 17/08/2026
JABBERWOCKY
jack black minecraft movie chicken jockey face meme
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 17/08/2026
this is the most kirk'ed up name I've ever seen
Kerkor "Kirk" Kerkorian (Armenian: Pnnp Pnppnptuu;

June 6, 1917 - June 15, 2015) was an American businessman, investor, and philanthropist. He was the president and CEO of Tracinda Corporation, his private holding company based in Beverly Hills, California
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 17/08/2026
excellent slanderous citation on Wikipedia. will be deploying immediately
Wikipedia citation section of Comparative Illusion
pp. 133-140.

Pullum, Geoffrey K. (6 May 2004). "Plausible Angloid Gibberish" . Language Log. Retrieved 11 November 2018.

Pullum, Geoffrey K. (27 December 2009). "More people than
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 17/08/2026
the hell goin on at the mall sbarro
PIZZA WIT 
THE PUSH
OF A BUTT

Order on the NEW app

or at sbarro.com
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 14/08/2026
Steve albini
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 13/08/2026
Incre- no, no shit this is just Chinese Kiwifarms. Horrible things are happening in China
Human flesh search engine

Chinese term for a form of Internet vigilantism

For the Law & Order episode, see List of Law & Order episodes (season 20).

Human flesh search engine (Chinese: ; pinyin: Rénròu Sõusuo) is a Chinese term for the phenomenon of distributed researching using Internet media such as blogs and forums. Internet media, particularly dedicated websites and forums, serve as platforms for broadcasting requests and action plans related to human flesh search, as well as for sharing both online and offline search results.

This article's lead section contains information that

is not included elsewhere in the article. (November 2018)

Human flesh search engine is similar to the concept of "doxing". Both human flesh search and doxing are typically viewed as identifying and exposing individuals for public humiliation, sometimes out of vigilantism, nationalist or patriotic sentiments, or
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 12/08/2026
woah just found City of the Dead in Cairo
City of the Dead Cairo (Al Qarafa)
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 12/08/2026
2016 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother

2090 Honey I found a pic of your Grandmother

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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 12/08/2026
got the proportions of a scaled-up Power Wheels lol
Jeff Gordon Power Wheels car with kid in sunglasses
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 11/08/2026
shiny glen powell
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 11/08/2026
this portrait of Anne Twysden is so eerie. who commissions this and is like yep 👍 great job
Portrait of a Woman, probably Ann Finch, Lady Twysden (1574-1638)
Painted 1610
Oil on Canvas

English School / Unidentified painter
North Carolina Museum Of Art - British Collection
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