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stedekisser on twitter, blackbeard if ur on ao3, controversially young girlfriend if you're rhys darby or rory mccann OR brian quinn :) at the same time btw

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molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@david-jenkins.bsky.social pitching our flag means death
jay mccarrol: two guys on the screen. Gay.
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Owltrousers @owltrousers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lots of "kisses" ❤️
Embroidery of "that's a kiss" moments from Our Flag Means Death, surrounding the embroidered words "I love you. I love you. I know.  I know that"

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Adopt Our Crew | #AdoptOurCrew @adoptourcrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
David Fane showing off his Fang puppet on Taskmaster NZ. 🥹🫶
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alandslideofopossums - #LongLiveOFMD @alandslideofop1.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
stede deserves a little drag, as a treat - #ofmd
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butthole poster 🕳️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy final day of #InnKeepersWeek!
Photo of a crocheted house, yellow with a brown roof with two embroidered black spots on the roof to represent the holes in it. The house has simple windows and a door embroidered on it, along with lines for posts running from the floor to the roof. There is some brown dirt and two little bushes in front, it’s sitting on a background of fabric with light and dark green and tannish leaves100 word story that says:

“Made you this," Ed says. He leans forward in his chair to place something on the porch rail, back cracking with the stretch. It was a long day of helping Stede nail boards over holes in the floor and his body felt every swing of the hammer. But now they had a solid foundation. 

"Ed! I didn't know you crocheted!" Stede exclaims, delicately turning the object over in his hands. "Ah, the holes in the roof!"

"It's not perfect," Ed insists, unsure if he means the actual inn or his tiny recreation of it.

"No," Stede agrees, "but it's home."Photo of a crocheted house, yellow with a brown roof with two embroidered black spots on the roof to represent the holes in it. The house has simple windows and a door embroidered on it, along with lines for posts running from the floor to the roof. There is some brown dirt and two little bushes in front, it’s sitting on a background of fabric with light and dark green and tannish leaves and
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cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
commanders of silliness at sea (and also on land)
taika looking out to sea from his boat. he's in a tight black tshirt, a black pinstripe blazer and white trousers rhys at the helm of a ship wearing sunglasses and a suitrhys sitting back on a boat, backdropped by the water. he's wearing a cap, sunglasses and a polo shirttaika at the wheel of a boat, hand very casually poised on the wheel as he looks off into the distance of the water
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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️COMMS CLOSED @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*angry dog noises* #wwdits #vianton
Digital illustration of Viago and Anton face to face, like in the WWDITS movie, when the werewolves meet the vampires, but like, waaay closer. They look annoyed at each other but they'll probably solve this in a room
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
did a double take
perfume boxes, one is a blackbeard snake in black with red eyes and the other is a turquoise and gold stede bonnet snake. do u think they touch tongue tips
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
u know when you start a new school and get assigned an extrovert who holds your hand to take you everywhere and makes all your decisions for you. how do i get that as an adult
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ella helen ellen ♡🏴‍☠️🍊 @rocketlollyart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the best revenge is dressing well… but make it frogs 🐸
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
happy #dickfuckday 😺 no it isn't 😾
edward teach having a hissy fit hahahaha.......do u still like me
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
rejoice! for gay pirates are born september 1st
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EdieHhil @ediehhil.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
our sunny days ☀️ #ofmd #blackbonnet
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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️COMMS CLOSED @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Took me too long to finish this. Idk why I lose all my ability to draw when it's✨🩸that time of the month🩸✨ wth #ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard
Illustration of Ed undressed, holding Stede in his arms. Stede is only wearing a pirate shirt
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a freak. @freakofnurture.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
succubus stede bonnet... ive been thinking about them a lot
digital drawing of stede bonnet as a succubus. theyre naked and shown from the knees up, bent forward at the hips, arms stuck out in front of them with their hands splayed. theyre tipping their head back to look at the wings that have sprouted from their back. they have curly horns and a curly tail, both start as white with gold spiraling around until its fully encompassed. their wings are bat-like, the bone structure white, the claws and connective tissue gold. blood-tinted plasma drips from the wings, implying that they just burst out.

also stede balls (important)
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
FINE, I’LL INTERVENE 😤
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i love finding a really long fic that is ALL good and you have to pace yourself so you can have a little treat at night. just squealing like a happy pig over gay sex it's the best
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✨ericavee✨ @ericavee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Thank you for donating @amladydragonfly.bsky.social !! here are ed and stede enjoying the summer golden hour #OFMDFanart
black and white drawing of Ed and Stede from OFMD. They are lying in the grass, cuddled up to one another. Ed is napping: Stede’s eyes are drooping and he’s holding a small bunch of wildflowers
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
stede bonnet soaked in slow motion
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
sleeping in tank tops is so stressful why are my boobs everywhere but where they should be
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em ✨🏴‍☠️ @emcolbs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
s1 ep6 s2 ep6 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
two digital drawings of ed and stede from ofmd.

the first drawing is of a season 1 episode 6 screenshot. ed and stede are hiding in the bed nook. stede is watching the crew’s fuckery and ed is hyping himself up to stab stede.

the second drawing is of a season 2 episode 6 screenshot. ed is sitting on the bed looking at stede, who is shirtless and closing the curtain so they can have a fuckery of their own.
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
sees the actual real-life pirate blackbeard's flag: omg our flag means death reference
my wonky picture of hastings pirate y seafront where 2 blackbeard flags are flying next to each other :) oh my god they were roommates
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Friday night scribbles tipping into Saturday morning 🔥 #OFMDfanart #WIPart
Rough digital sketch of an extremely close cropped Ed looking back over his shoulder at Stede, whose lips are hovering a hair's breadth away from Ed's trapezius. They are holding each other's heated gaze and stretching The Moment to the absolute breaking point.
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em ✨🏴‍☠️ @emcolbs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
thinking about sam neill’s “RHYS DARBY HAS GIVEN BIRTH!” post 💔
an instagram post from sam neill from april 27th, 2024 of his cow, rhys darby, and her calf.

caption reads: RHYS DARBY HAS GIVEN BIRTH!
Indeed yes, a tiny black cow - can you see beside her?
This must be her 5th or 6th by now, and @rhysiedarby is a very proud Mum. I am proud of her too.

a comment from the human rhys darby reads: yay me! ❤️
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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️COMMS CLOSED @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Happy monday, crew! I was dying to post my RBB art for Heart Bandits, written by @princessdianaart.bsky.social 💜💜💜 Go check the first chapter on AO3! #ofmd #ofmdfanart #OFMDReverseBang #gentlebeard
Digital illustration of Ed and Stede riding a horse through the forest. Stede is wounded and Ed is riding the horse. They are both wearing capes. Ed's cape is black and Stede's silver.
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
years of agoraphobia just to end up seeing the best film ever made. we completed movies i never need to go to a cinema again
nirvanna the band the show the movie poster that looks like that marty supreme one :) matt johnson call me
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🌾🐚🌊🎣 fisherman ed summer 🐡 mermaidinn @mermaidinn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🫂🫂🫂 #ofmd #ofmdfanart
Digital illustration of ofmd Ed teach and Stede bonnet hugging, set at the end of episode 2.4 fun and games
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
forgot i set my name to stede bonnet on gmail but now i'm keeping it to collect every ofmd fan working in customer service
picturehouse cinemas enquiries replying to me with "Ahoy Stede,"
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Deanna Weirdo @gonzovstaika.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Here is the video of the moment he said yes and yes.
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
ofmd but it’s just bitchy stede
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molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my sweet summer child
edward teach in the gravy basket with 'i don't think' in white font in the center edward teach laying unconscious while stede is crying over him waiting for him to wake up, with 'anyone's waiting for me' in white font in the center
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idunn @ofmidunn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
#edwardteach & #gentlebeard: hemingway
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lusinda 🏴‍☠️ @treasureandrum.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
#gentlebeard - want you more than any stupid song could ever say 💝 #ofmd
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
every time i think this interview can't get more awkward it keeps going. rhys darby is there a rat in your fedora
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
found one of those fancy medieval journals in a charity shop and it's pristine except for this poem at the back. sorry to whoever just got dumped but i'm having a great time
beautiful embossed paperblanks diary for 1 pound . £1!!!!! they're like £20 in waterstones. it's plum coloured with warm silver filigree :) noicei can't really read cursive but there's some stuff about ear and dear and i think kisses. free poem tho can't complain
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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
me and my husband saw you from across the bar and we wanted to ask if you have any extra corpses, something in his size?
Stede and Mary standing on Evelyn's porch in season 1 episode 10
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Juniper 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♂️ @gelatinousstand.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My spouse is big into magic the gathering, wins money in tournaments etc. And they. Put together. A hundred card commander deck for me. Entirely of unique custom OFMD magic cards. I’ve been trying to figure out how best to share these so I think we’ll start with the commanders, Ed and Stede
A photo of two custom made magic the gathering cards. One is The Gentleman Pirate, cost white blue green, creature type legendary creature — human pirate Stede. There’s a Blackbeard’s flag symbol as the deck symbol. The art is one of my portraits of Stede. The card text says pirates you control enter with an additional +1/+1 counter. Black or red mana, tap, remove counter from target pirate you control: draw a card. Partners with any Ed. 

Flavor text says “why can’t one be a gentleman and a pirate? A gentleman pirate. -Stede Bonnet”

He’s a 1/4. Art credit says Juniper. 

The other card is Blackbeard, cost colorless/blue/black/red. The art is one of my portraits of Ed. Creature type legendary creature — human pirate Ed. The card text says trample, menace, islandwalk. When Blackbeard dies, return them to the battlefield with a finality counter. 

Two blue mana: target pirate phases out
Three black: put a -1/-1 counter on target creature
One red: target creature can’t block this turn

Partners with any Stede

Flavor text: history’s greatest pirate 

He’s a 5/3
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cappy @cappyy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
my beautiful blockhead puppy
stede bonnet looking out the window with his “telescope” (his hands)
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cappy @cappyy.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
did i ever post my hound edit. im going to post my hound edit and u r going to watch it ok?
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cappy @cappyy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
they would kill each other with hammers
matt Johnson from  ntbts stede bonnet from ofmd
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gin. @ginnedfish.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
#wip🚧
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Aimee Steinberger @aimeekitty.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I finished my Our Flag Means Death animatic! I wanted to really lean in to making a very romantic song and dance, something I don't get to do often professionally. I hope you'll enjoy it! Help me get the word out! #OFMD #storyboard youtu.be/mz_jr64MDDM?...
youtu.be
Dance With Me - Our Flag Means Death Animatic
YouTube video by Aimee Steinberger
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
had the worst day does someone just wanna say hi to me so i'm distracted from crying in bed :) hiii
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
THE SEA IS MY LOVE 🌊🩵🐦
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rrrwauxio @ravuwsted.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #fanart #art where i go, will you still follow? will you leave your shaded hollow? will you greet the daylight looming? learn to love without consuming?
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ふき @manju-crab.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
#ofmd #ofmdfanart タンポポの上で眠るみつばちスティード🐝 Stede the bee is sleeping on a dandelion.
Stede the bee is sleeping on a dandelion.He is wearing a yellow-and-black striped blouse and white flower earrings.
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MegaDucko (Martina) @megaducko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just a warm-up sketch, AND! an excuse to draw Ed's tummy 😌 #ofmdfanart #edteachOFMD #edteachfanart #blackbeard
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
BACKROOMS (2026) dir. Kane Parsons
stede bonnet's cabin in our flag means deathstill ofmd but this time those little steps stede strutted down u won't believe this but still our flag means death. roach's kitchen so beautifultable where stede had nigel badminton over for a tea party :) uneventful
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stedekisser headquarters @stedebonnet.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i feel like a dog hearing all my favourite words what do you mean nathan foad from the beloved our flag means death is playing jacob, heir to bloodstone (the gay pirate capital of albion)
Nathan Foad, playing Jacob
Headshot of Nathan Foad
A comic writer currently working on Saturday Night Live UK, Foad made his name onscreen playing Lucius in the beloved ‘Our Flag Means Death’ alongside Rhys Darby and Taika Waititi, alongside appearances in ‘Mandy’, ‘Bloods’, ’Newark, Newark’, ‘Death Valley’ and the iconic ‘Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared’.

Explaining the character: “Jacob is Jenny’s rival and brother. The other heir to the city of Bloodstone, he hopes to reinvent the city as a cosmopolitan rival to Bowerstone. A refined and more classy type of cutthroat than his sister, Jacob plans to plot and strategize his way to victory.” – Owens

Why they were cast: “Nathan’s great at playing characters who appear composed, witty, and self-aware, all the while betraying the insecurity and anxieties beneath their surface. He brought all this to Jacob, making him the perfect comedic foil to Jenny in his scenes with Natasia.” – OwensHELLO JACOB IN THE NEW FABLE I'M READY TO BE CRAZY WITH YOU I HOPE I GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ON YOUR SIDE I'LL KILL NADJA FOR YOU BABE DON'T WORRY BOUT IT
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