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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It does seem to be the season of new twists in the OG reality shows - #Strictly have gone with mostly non-celebrities and #GBBO are featuring a larger than usual quota of non-bakers. Next they'll be putting famous people who have actually cooked before on celebrity #masterchef 🙄

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was starting to think Danni had got over the first bake OTT nerves. But no. #GBBO

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tbh I didn't have dead goat on my tragic backstory bingo card #GBBO

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

On the plus side though, the training videos are largely training videos for once. Not embarrassing primary school visits or tearjerker tributes to dead relatives #strictly

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Each of these 'celebrities' introducing themselves with "you may know me from..." Nope. Not a clue. Apart from the athletes. The rest...🤷🏻‍♀️ Doesn't feel like a vintage year atm #strictly

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm torn between debating whether it's a large enclosure for lots of beavers or a standard size enclosure for a mahoosive beaver, and just tittering at childish innuendo🤭

BBC News story headlined 'Estate to build UK's largest beaver enclosure'

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm sorry, but making a 'cake' out of random leaves grabbed from a hedgerow whilst leaning out of the cab on the way to the tent is not normal. #GBBO

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just realised who Danni reminds me of... #GBBO

Picture of Kate from the BBC sitcom Upstart Crow

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

For the love of God, stop trying to be wacky. I can't take it and we're only 20 minutes into episode 1 😖 #GBBO

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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Gives a whole new meaning to Wood Winds:

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ladies and gentlemen, male opera singers dubbed with ship’s horns

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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I don't follow Formula One, but good on them for using subtitles for the hard of hearing…

F1 track with numerous Zoom signs on the advertising billboards

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PZ Myers @pzmyers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Q: What's the large muscular organ in a woman's chest called? A: The heart? Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Rewatching Hunt for Red October. I will never tire of this movie. What a stellar cast. Gutted to have lost both Sam Neill and Tim Curry this year. 💔

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Watching Trump arrive in Ireland & I'm torn between being appalled (but not surprised) by his utter lack of engagement with the troops on inspection & being relieved for them that they didn't have to talk to him during the process. Evident he just wants to get protocol over so he can go golfing.

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

BBC news app proofreading - embarrassingly hilarious yet agai🤦🏻‍♀️

Screen grab of the BBC News story about the death of Princess Astrid of Norway.
It reads 'The princess will be buried at state expense and will be flown at half-mast across Norway...'

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

19.30 CHARLIE'S ANGLES
More action, adventure and basic trigonometry with the girls. This week's episode: A-cute case of poisoning.

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Possibly the most incredible Beethoven Ode to Joy flashmob by the Philharmonic Orchestra of Nuremberg and the Hans-Sachs-Choir in front of the St. Lorenz Church in Nuremberg, Germany. [📹 Evenord-Bank eG-KG] Original post

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

An alien's take on the Bayeux Tapestry.

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In Quires and Places where they meme @quiresandplaces.com · 01/09/2026

This forgotten manuscript has come across our desk today, at some point between the hours of 9 and 5. Thanks to Simon Niemiński for bringing this to our attention.

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In Quires and Places where they meme @quiresandplaces.com · 01/09/2026

Rise up: Make Altos Great Again.

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

When Amadeus first transferred from London to Broadway in 1980 the Broadway production starred Tim Curry as Mozart and Ian McKellen as Salieri and I would like to go back in time and watch that.

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In Quires and Places where they meme @quiresandplaces.com · 27/08/2026

Requiescat in Pace, Tim Curry 1946-2026 I reckon this is suitably outrageous, you'd have approved. #CursedCarols

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In Quires and Places where they meme @quiresandplaces.com · 25/08/2026

Requiescat in pace, Dolly.

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It appears that the Met Office is suggesting wind might travel faster than the speed of light. Seems unlikely to me.

Screen shot of a Met Office screen with Max gust - infinity mph showing

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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

21.00 THE WOKING DEAD
The blood-thirsty zombies insist they did not kill anyone and were actually at Pizza Express the whole time.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I thoroughly enjoyed meeting the world's press: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEsa...

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Count Binface meets the world's press

YouTube video by Count Binface

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Surprised to discover that the moon is the same shape as a possessed Yorkshire terrier 🐶🌒

Photo of a cloud shaped like a dog obscuring the partial eclipse

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

For thousands of years, a solar eclipse has been a prophetic harbinger of a spectacular, epoch-making event. Just saying. #VoteBinface #Clacton

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In Quires and Places where they meme @quiresandplaces.com · 10/08/2026

We hereby put our full-throated support behind Count Binhead.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Currently watching the prom on BBC4 and feeling incredibly proud of my cousin's daughter, playing the double bass in the National Youth Orchestra, conducted by Thomas Adès. These kids have some serious game and it warms my soul that the future of classical music is safe in their hands. #BBCProms

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Finally a toilet for people who just want a quiet place to pet their duck.

A toilet sign that clearly shows a person petting a duck and not a headless baby.

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

If I told you that someone upended a bin and spread dust and rubbish all over the carpet in the hunt for used tissues to chew, how high up the suspect list would you place Moose? Circumstantial evidence: his paws conceal a used tissue.

A very guilty looking golden cocker spaniel stares into the camera. His paws are neatly together in front of him hiding a scavenged used tissue.

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

There should be an option to watch finals of Bake Off/Masterchef/Sewing Bee etc without the pointless navel gazing crap. Don't care if they've wanted to do <insert skill here> since their dead nana taught them. Not interested in the walk with wistful voiceover. Sod thanking the cat. Don't. Care.

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

'Picky bits' might be the most revolting dumbed down term of all time. I can I see when I hear that in adverts is my uni housemate picking bits of hard skin off his feet whilst sitting on the sofa in the evening🤢 Just stop it.

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

New PM has a sense of humour then🤭

Picture from BBC website of Angela Rayner being announced as the new Housing Secretary

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It's been a surprising evening. First the dog sat on a squeaky toy and made us both jump. He could not work out why his arse made that noise. Then the bottle of prosecco I was opening exploded as I removed the wire. Dog ran for cover. I got covered in wine. Still, more exciting than the footie

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Can't decide whether to ignore the football by not watching BBC or not watching ITV. Might be fancy and not watch both at the same time.

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In Quires and Places where they meme @quiresandplaces.com · 09/07/2026

Lord, now lettest Nigel Farage depart in peace according to thy word. For mine eyes have seen thy salvation which thou hast prepared: it's Count Binface, of all people. To be a light to lighten the country, and to be the glory of thy people of Clacton.

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy Gotcha Day, Moose 🥰 7 years and counting 🧡

A close up view of a cocker spaniel snout, with one eye visible as he peeks out from under a blanket

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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Don't usually share these things but I'm rather pleased with today's effort 😄 Wordle 1,835 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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