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Stealth Aardvark

@stealthaardvark.bsky.social
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Creating a naughty corner wherever I go. Not sure if I'm truly an aardvark. The stealth bit is wishful thinking.

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL (1975) in LEGO
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Definitely 😊
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sarah, Adoray (spelling def wrong there), and Jake for me this week. But Alfie and Etiene also amazing #PAOTY
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jonathan Yeo? Wasn't Tim Yeo an MP? Good feel from all the judges so far. Let's hope the choice doesn't destroy the vibe...
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Vanessa Williams there giving the same vibe as Elizabeth Schwarzkopf picking 7 of her recordings on Desert Island Discs 😬 #PAOTY
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mike's self portrait is amazing #PAOTY
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some pretty stellar sitters coming up this season by the look of it. #PAOTY
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me too. Fingers crossed for a good season
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Autumn is here! Wednesdays are about to get better again. Roll on 8pm #PAOTY
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The Daily Dalek @thedailydalek.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Folk Dalek
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It does seem to be the season of new twists in the OG reality shows - #Strictly have gone with mostly non-celebrities and #GBBO are featuring a larger than usual quota of non-bakers. Next they'll be putting famous people who have actually cooked before on celebrity #masterchef 🙄
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was starting to think Danni had got over the first bake OTT nerves. But no. #GBBO
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tbh I didn't have dead goat on my tragic backstory bingo card #GBBO
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The Daily Dalek @thedailydalek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On the plus side though, the training videos are largely training videos for once. Not embarrassing primary school visits or tearjerker tributes to dead relatives #strictly
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Each of these 'celebrities' introducing themselves with "you may know me from..." Nope. Not a clue. Apart from the athletes. The rest...🤷🏻‍♀️ Doesn't feel like a vintage year atm #strictly
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm torn between debating whether it's a large enclosure for lots of beavers or a standard size enclosure for a mahoosive beaver, and just tittering at childish innuendo🤭
BBC News story headlined 'Estate to build UK's largest beaver enclosure'
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm sorry, but making a 'cake' out of random leaves grabbed from a hedgerow whilst leaning out of the cab on the way to the tent is not normal. #GBBO
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just realised who Danni reminds me of... #GBBO
Picture of Kate from the BBC sitcom Upstart Crow
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For the love of God, stop trying to be wacky. I can't take it and we're only 20 minutes into episode 1 😖 #GBBO
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe he's taking inspiration from Thunderbirds, or that West Wing episode where Donna thinks there are nuclear missiles under the Eisenhower putting green.
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gives a whole new meaning to Wood Winds:
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, male opera singers dubbed with ship’s horns
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don't follow Formula One, but good on them for using subtitles for the hard of hearing… 
F1 track with numerous Zoom signs on the advertising billboards
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PZ Myers @pzmyers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Q: What's the large muscular organ in a woman's chest called? A: The heart? Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
Hideously bad AI illustration
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rewatching Hunt for Red October. I will never tire of this movie. What a stellar cast. Gutted to have lost both Sam Neill and Tim Curry this year. 💔
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Perhaps implement both?
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe the answer is not to cap donations, but to make corporate donors ineligible for government contracts and personal donors ineligible for honours or seats in the Lords. Let's see how altruistic they really are.
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching Trump arrive in Ireland & I'm torn between being appalled (but not surprised) by his utter lack of engagement with the troops on inspection & being relieved for them that they didn't have to talk to him during the process. Evident he just wants to get protocol over so he can go golfing.
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
BBC news app proofreading - embarrassingly hilarious yet agai🤦🏻‍♀️
Screen grab of the BBC News story about the death of Princess Astrid of Norway.
It reads 'The princess will be buried at state expense and will be flown at half-mast across Norway...'
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
19.30 CHARLIE'S ANGLES
More action, adventure and basic trigonometry with the girls. This week's  episode: A-cute case of poisoning.
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Uncle Don @uncledon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Possibly the most incredible Beethoven Ode to Joy flashmob by the Philharmonic Orchestra of Nuremberg and the Hans-Sachs-Choir in front of the St. Lorenz Church in Nuremberg, Germany. [📹 Evenord-Bank eG-KG] Original post
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
An alien's take on the Bayeux Tapestry.
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In Quires and Places where they meme @quiresandplaces.com · 01/09/2026
This forgotten manuscript has come across our desk today, at some point between the hours of 9 and 5. Thanks to Simon Niemiński for bringing this to our attention.
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In Quires and Places where they meme @quiresandplaces.com · 01/09/2026
Rise up: Make Altos Great Again.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When Amadeus first transferred from London to Broadway in 1980 the Broadway production starred Tim Curry as Mozart and Ian McKellen as Salieri and I would like to go back in time and watch that.
Tim Curry and Ian McKellen in Amadeus.
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In Quires and Places where they meme @quiresandplaces.com · 27/08/2026
Requiescat in Pace, Tim Curry 1946-2026 I reckon this is suitably outrageous, you'd have approved. #CursedCarols
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
16.51 FILM: NEIN TO FIVE
Dolly Parton stars as the German woman who continually refuses the demands of the 90s boyband.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/08/2026
Someone in a big blonde wig with a big heart on their chest handing out books to kids with the words “always be more Dolly”
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In Quires and Places where they meme @quiresandplaces.com · 25/08/2026
Requiescat in pace, Dolly.
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It appears that the Met Office is suggesting wind might travel faster than the speed of light. Seems unlikely to me.
Screen shot of a Met Office screen with Max gust - infinity mph showing
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
21.00 THE WOKING DEAD
The blood-thirsty zombies insist they did not kill anyone and were actually at Pizza Express the whole time.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I thoroughly enjoyed meeting the world's press: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEsa...
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Count Binface meets the world's press
YouTube video by Count Binface
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Stealth Aardvark @stealthaardvark.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Surprised to discover that the moon is the same shape as a possessed Yorkshire terrier 🐶🌒
Photo of a cloud shaped like a dog obscuring the partial eclipse
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
For thousands of years, a solar eclipse has been a prophetic harbinger of a spectacular, epoch-making event. Just saying. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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In Quires and Places where they meme @quiresandplaces.com · 10/08/2026
We hereby put our full-throated support behind Count Binhead.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.
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