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Chris. He/him. Tragic: The Gathering musings. Arena. Paper. Standard. Commander. Draft. Sealed.

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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No it isn't. Good joke.
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Rachel Weeks @wachelreeks.com · 09/10/2026
BRAND NEW NARRATIVE FOR A UB SET? THAT RULES!
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
IMO this is always where the MTG x Marvel partnership was headed. Inevitable you might say (not sorry). SPE and MSH were proof of concept and now WotC gets to tell a unique Marvel story through the medium of Magic:The Gathering. And that is cool as hell. #MTGxDarkhold
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is poop a creative output? Asking for some friends.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Am I doing it right?
MTG God Pack card with altered text reading: Oh, it’s really not gambling when you never lose. - Jennifer Aniston
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BREAKING: Mantine in #MTGNauctis confirmed.
The water Pokémon Mantine floating in a sea of blue.MTG God Pack celebration card.

Reads:

You did it! Get out the top loaders, you opened a God Pack. Nauctis, The Sunken Realm.
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(S)Cary 🎃 @acry.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The Magic 1997 monthly calendar had the sickest art of Mishra (and a dragon engine) by Phil Hale, but the only image of it online was 300x300. I've been annoyed by this for a decade. #Vorthos Anyways…
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a great day for pitchers. The whole White Sox gang, Grant Taylor in particular. Drew Rasmussen on 8 innings of one-hit ball. Old man Cole. Young Jacob Misiorowski solid in his first playoff outing. San Diego by committee. So much talent. #MLB #MLBPlayoffs
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Jim Henson's Labyrinth and KPop Demon Hunters @mtgsecretlair.com seem to be getting all the attention but the Veronique Meignaud, See Machine, and Peace, Love, & Treefolk are rad as hell. Yes, please.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Splinter Twin combo in #MTGFracture limited mini game complete.
Screenshot of MTG Arena Reality Fracture limited in which the player has gone infinite with Splinter Twin and Divining Duelist.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m going to be playing an unhealthy amount of Darklight Phoenix in #MTGStandard and I’m never going to shut up about it. #MTG
Darklight Phoenix
{3}{B}
Creature — Phoenix
Flying, haste
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if two or more creatures died this turn, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
3/2
Illustrated by Gonzalo Kenny
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I might love suspenders.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rewarded my poor performance at #MTGFracture prerelease with two Collector Boosters (gambling is bad). Pulled a foil borderless Liliana the Faultless (truly stunning) which I think will go straight into Arbaaz Mir and a foil showcase Loyal Tutor whose price I suspect will go up. Maybe. I hope.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How did my #MTGFracture games go? Results were not great, going 0-2, 0-2, drop and 2-0, 0-2, 0-2. Mixed feelings on how I did on deck building and gameplay.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wanna talk about the vibes at my two #MTGFracture prereleases yesterday at the downtown 401 Games here in Toronto. In short, vibes were immaculate. #MTG
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Headed to my first of at least two #MTGFracture prerelease events. Between the story, the card quality and diversity, and what looks to be a complex and intriguing limited landscape, my excitement is very high. Already feels like a classic and I’ve not even touched cardboard.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is some John Wick shit.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New deck idea. #MTG @mtgcreativecombos.bsky.social 1 Fblthp, Impossibly Lost 1 Artful Dodge 1 Golgari Thug 1 Cabal Therapy 4 Tale of Tamiyo 52 land
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Sibsig Ceremony makes Karn, Argent Defender free to cast and in turn Karn shuts off Sibsig’s destroy ETB clause. Leaving you with a two mana discount on all creatures while Karn remains on board. #MTG
The Sibsig Ceremony
{B}{B}{B}
Legendary Enchantment
Creature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast.
Whenever a creature you control enters, if you cast it, destroy that creature, then create a 2/2 black Zombie Druid creature token.
“Once flesh, now gold and jade. Once dead, now alive again. Once respected, now honored beyond imagination.”
Watermark: Sultai
Illustrated by Eli MinayaKarn, Argent Defender
{2}
Legendary Artifact Creature — Golem
Artifacts and creatures entering the battlefield don’t cause abilities to trigger.
“I owe the Multiverse a debt I fear I can never repay. That remedy begins now, with a first step away from the past and toward the future I wish to see.”
1/3
Illustrated by Scott M. Fischer
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Sierkovitz @sierkovitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you tend to blame your failings in Magic on variance while attributing successes to skill, you'll never become a good player. That's because your player mentality is defined by your sense of entitlement to win and not by your willingness to improve.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“I really wish Jace had been around when all that weird stuff was happening with the world floating in the sky. He’s so smart, I just know he’d have known exactly what do. Don’t you think, Ranna?”
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So much this. Being a bigot to bigots is not the move and so counterproductive.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hexing Squelcher has been fine / fair in every format where it has been played and it does more than Samut, Tyrant of Naktamun. The people losing their mind over this card need a reality check. Topical pun intended. Yes, I do know that split second forces the current stack to resolve immediately.
Samut, Tyrant of Naktamun
{1}{U}
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Instant an sorcery spells you control have split second.
"I have slowed the suns themselves. Do you truly think your pulse will fare any better?
2/1
Illustrated by Nicholas EliasHexing Squelcher
{1}{R}
Creature — Goblin Sorcerer
This spell can’t be countered.
Ward—Pay 2 life.
Spells you control can’t be countered.
Other creatures you control have “Ward—Pay 2 life.”
“Finally, a place where the ingredients are as potent as my magics!”
2/2
Illustrated by Matt Stewart
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New: Macklemore will donate entire $1M of his earnings from Ed Sheeran's tour to six orgs helping Palestinians — and invites Robert Kraft to match him. Says he wants to center Palestinians being killed + journalists & aid workers who keep going. "Their risk is of a far different order than mine."
With everything that has happened over the last 48 hours, I want to bring the conversation back to where it belongs: to the Palestinian people who are still being killed, still living under military occupation, and still fighting for their freedom.
I will be donating the entire $1 million of my net earnings from Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour to six organizations working directly to support the Palestinian people. And I invite Robert Kraft to match my donation. Whatever we disagree about, perhaps we can agree on this: Palestinian lives are worth protecting. A Palestinian life is no less valuable than any other life on this earth.
That is what this has always been about. Not me. Not a tour. Not the headlines or the controversy. It is about Palestinians right to freedom, dignity and safety in their own homeland. I want to center the parents carrying their children into hospitals without the basic resources to treat them, and the physicians, paramedics, journalists and aid workers who keep going back in. I want to center the organizers and activists who have paid real costs for standing with Palestine. Their risk is of a far different order than mine.
Just yesterday, 15 year old Muhammad al Zinati was killed in an Israeli strike while rushing to help aid worker Sherif Lubbad, who had already been injured. He was a child. Both were murdered. Both should be alive. And the ones still under the rubble, whose names exist only in the memories of people who may not have survived to speak them. Writing a check is one of the least costly forms of solidarity available to me. I am doing it because I can, and because these organizations are doing the work while much of the world debates it.
But aid alone cannot address the conditions that make it necessary. This is a manmade injustice, and I believe it requires immediate political change. Palestinians have lived for decades without basic rights and should not have to wait another day to be free. That is where my focus will remain. I will …
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don't forget to make him your ring bearer first.
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Emma Partlow @emmapartlow.com · 16/09/2026
Biblically accurate angel. #MTGFracture
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MTG Creative Combos @mtgcreativecombos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Splinter twin combo legal in Reality Fracture limited?!
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I cannot stop thinking about Puppet Crafting. #MTG #MTGFracture With three great colourless cards for this in Standard in Nutrient Block, Gingerbrute, and Valgavoth''s Lair, you can play any colour pair, taking the deck in any number of unique directions.
Nutrient Block
{1}
Artifact — Food
Indestructible (Effects that say “destroy” don’t destroy this artifact.)
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
“What flavor do you want, Sami? Bland, dense, or vanilla?”
—Tannuk
Illustrated by Francisco MiyaraGingerbrute
{1}
Artifact Creature — Food Golem
Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)
{1}: This creature can’t be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.
Sometimes, “as fast as you can” isn’t quite fast enough.
1/1
Illustrated by Carlos Palma Cruchagaalgavoth's Lair
Enchantment Land
Hexproof
This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color.
{T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
It is the one chamber whose location never changes, the rotten, rancorous heart of Duskmourn itself.
Illustrated by Martin de Diego Sádaba
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am going to do terrible things with the associated card.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Puppet Crafting is gonna kickstart an old archetype (Simic Cookies, Selesnya Gearhulk) or start a new one in #MTGStandard. Any of Spyglass Siren, Novice Inspector, Nutrient Block, or Llanowar Elf and Infinity Stone into this on turn two is kinda nuts. #MTG
Puppet Crafting
{1}{G}
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant artifact or non-Aura enchantment
Enchanted permanent is a Construct creature with base power and toughness 5/5 in addition to its other types.
{4}{G}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.
Illustrated by Anna Pavleeva
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this same thought yesterday and wonder at the existence of a Bicep Primacy Yargle in green.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The more I use it, the more convinced I am that “Best,” is the way to sign off an email or letter. Because if you ignore the comma, you’re basically saying, “If there are others out there with my exact name, let me declare on this day that I am the best of them.”
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“OOLFUUDOPPHHERRRAAAGH” / “EVERY DAY IS LEG DAY, MOTHERFUCKERS.” - YARGLE, GOLIATH OF OTARIA #MTGFRACTURE
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was obviously wrong. The canonical version was great. But I do think this would have been a cool ending. Cannot wait for release. #MTGRealityFracture
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Mau @japoniano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In Echoverse Avishkar, Pia isn't an incompetent leader and instead of using public funds for a stupid interplanar race, the government actually builds things to improve the quality of life of it's citizens.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can I just say that while the #MTGRealityFracture story has been amazing and Hexhaven seems well executed at the card level, Stingerquill feels underbaked and poorly executed from a design perspective.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So. #MTGRealityFracture. Predicting what is next. Don't read on if you don't want to be spoiled by my (maybe?) genius.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Magic: The Jacening. #MTGRealityFracture
Theorist's Proxy {1}{U}
Creature - Illusion
Flash
When this creature entered, empower Jace 3. (Put three loyalty counters on a Jace token you control. If you don't control one, first create a blue Jace planes walker with "[-1]: Surveil" and [-3]: Draw a card.")
U, Sacrifice this creature: the next spell you cast this turn can't be countered.
0/3
Illustrated by Matt Stewart.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is so fucking cool. And now I gotta listen to Dan Deacon’s America (and you should too).
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Blue and white booty shorts that say “JA” on one cheek and “CE” on the other.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Same.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Everyone gets that this Jace arc is a metaphor for the foibles of AI, right? #MTG #MTGRealityFracture
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My content will never be any better than this.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Jace eye symbol, Jace eye kick, Jace rump hit with a big ole' stick. Jace rump is hurt, Jace rump is blue, Jace rump so sad without Gorgon boo. #MTGRealityFracture
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This #MTG Arena limited season I accomplished two things I've been working at for a while. Earned the Draft Contender title and made it to Platinum for the first time. I know these are not impressive but I am chuffed to bits.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This SLAPS.
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Major League Baseball American League East teams as Magic: The Gathering cards. #MLB #ALE #MTG
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staykeener @staykeener.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Toronto Blue Jays as #MTG cards:
Messenger Jays
{4}{U}
Creature — Bird
Flying
Council’s dilemma — When this creature enters, starting with you, each player votes for feather or quill. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each feather vote and draw a card for each quill vote. For each card drawn this way, discard a card.
2/1
Illustrated by Lars Grant-WestStarforged Sword
{4}
Artifact — Equipment
Gift a tapped Fish (You may promise an opponent a gift as you cast this spell. If you do, when it enters, they create a tapped 1/1 blue Fish creature token.)
When this Equipment enters, if the gift was promised, attach this Equipment to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and loses flying.
Equip {3}
Illustrated by Mark PooleKastral, the Windcrested
{3}{W}{U}
Legendary Creature — Bird Scout
Flying
Whenever one or more Birds you control deal combat damage to a player, choose one —
• You may put a Bird creature card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield with a finality counter on it.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird you control.
• Draw a card.
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Illustrated by Jesper EjsingBird
Token Creature — Bird
Flying
2/2
Illustrated by Tuan Duong Chu
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jacob Misiorowski, arguably the best pitcher in baseball right now, is a huge Pokémon fan, further cementing my theory that baseball is just Pokémon but with guys.
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👻 Dead Chachra 💀 @debcha.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This explainer out of Australia is genuinely useful background and analysis of what happened with the Canada-US trade deal last night. Note that it is extremely and delightfully sweary. Also there’s an appended glossary of Australian slang. ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
ifloz.substack.com
KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
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