Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 1hWhy aren’t there kid’s bike/MIPS helmets with a legionnaire’s flap for neck sun protection? I cannot be the first or only person to think of this. Wearing a sunhat under is possible but not really great, uncomfortable and hot? 020
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 2hFor your lifetime list of fruit, my favorites include: - Sweetsop/soursop/cherimoya - Tamarind (dried), Calamansi - Snakeskin fruit - Mangosteen 120
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 2hMake sure you eat them ripe though. A ripe persimmon is concerning: it should be so soft that you worry it will fall apart in your hands or if you poke it a little too hard with a fingertip. Anything less and they are fibrous and paste-y in the mouth. 230
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026One of the minor miracles of modern aviation is that people can routinely make use of air travel without ever having to consider that wind exists. Incredible. 0141
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026telling some yarn until you realize the form next to you has gone limp in sleep 🥺 120
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That reverse culture shock is always such a surprise. People keep trying to tell me things and I cannot figure out what they’re saying. 030
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh, …I know this is hard. But it’s a home robot I would accept 🥲 020
Reposted by Star Simpson👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I forget, the Wire Mother monkeys turned out normal, right? 1122437
Reposted by Star Simpsonspooky Deirdre Connolly¹ ² at a distance @durumcrustulum.com · 08/10/2026ill put 15 dollars on rsa going bust (from a non-quantum attack) happy to have this bag of pq tricks that rely on fundamentally different mathematics! 161
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Me I want a ceiling gantry system for my living room with an end effector for manipulating fabric to create a laundry sorter-and-folder 👕👔 I’m fine with it working slowly — would happily tolerate ~12h service if it meant waking up to folded clothes. 100
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dane made this fun RC snow blower — www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...cbsnews.comMIT Engineer Creates Remotely Operated SnowblowerAn MIT engineer isn't a fan of winter - so he created a remotely operated snowblower that can run on its own for four hours. 110
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026For a vivid example: Captain James Cook was 1 of 8, of whom 3 total survived to adulthood. Capt Cook managed to sail from England to make first European contact with Hawaii, where he was killed at 51; he had 6 children. His children each died at 31, 16, 4, <1, <1, 17. He has no descendants today. 040
Reposted by Star SimpsonPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Reminder: the reason why average life expectancy used to be 30 wasn't because nobody lived longer, but because until recently half of everyone ever born died before puberty ourworldindata.org/child-mortal...ourworldindata.orgMortality in the past: every second child diedThe chances that a newborn survives childhood have increased from 50% to 96% globally. How do we know about the mortality of children in the past? And what can we learn from it for our future? 019662
Reposted by Star SimpsonAndrew Curry @andrewcurry.com · 08/10/2026Wooden tools crafted by Neanderthals at hunting sites have been found before. For the first time, there's now evidence from a domestic context too. “We know what was happening in the kitchen, in the sleeping areas,” says @iphes-cerca.bsky.social's M. Gema Chacón. “It’s like a snapshot.” @science.orgscience.orgNeanderthals were skilled woodworkers, first-of-its-kind tool trove revealsFind in Spanish cave provides rare window into the domestic lives of our closest relatives 110333
Reposted by Star SimpsonColm @dotcolm.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026A true pioneer has left us. RIP. 0112
Reposted by Star SimpsonBWJones @bwjones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026French police: <looking at my passport> Qui es-tu? Me: <stares back> Je suis moi. French police: <stares at me> Me: <stares back> French police: <stares at me> Me: <stares back> French police: … <sigh>… D’accord. <hands me my passport and waves me away> 11381
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026best jokes are the ones with the highest ratio of elaborate effort to # of people who get it 041
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Icelandic chain Maika'i is so interesting—why did they pick a Hawaiian word for their name? It’s like a weird tie back to where I was born. I’m gonna open a breakfast place in Hawaii and call it Frábært just to mess with people. 190
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026United wants me to bid to fly Saturday instead of today. 🥲 220
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Only guy taking off so far from KEF is of course Icelandair. I feel bad for people doing ground ops on the ramp today. 110
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Today, an ESE wind peaking at 28 knots sustained (14 m/s), gusting 41 knots (21 m/s), with the peak wind force expected exactly at the scheduled takeoff time of our airplane. It’s hard not to take it personally— like Iceland itself is also against us leaving. 140
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There’s a certain magic to Iceland — not the natural beauty per se, moreso that certain aspects of Iceland may choose to reveal themselves to you, or not, depending. We had that magic this time. The weather was great the whole way through. We were lucky in several ways, with people and events. 150
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Starting to acclimate us to jetlag, last night I took 4yo to Vatnaveröld (“Water World”) in Keflavík and we swam and splashed until 21:30 closing time. Very proud to see 4yo hit the high-water-mark of being able to play with several other groups of children while speaking only Icelandic. 160
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We leave Iceland today—4yo is completely miserable about it and does NOT want to leave. He made a deal with one of his friends that he could sleep under the other’s bed and then let me know that I could fly home by myself because he would prefer to stay in Iceland 😢 2160
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026None of the Icelandic candy companies are setup to wholesale individually-wrapped treats in the manner good for Halloween, but so many of my US friends want to try the Icelandic candy so here we go 140
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ah also quoted guy claims AirCan was parked but article also says “The Air Canada flight was being towed to its gate” truly don’t understand why he is quoted. if I had to guess, sounds like the tug put the aircraft out of bounds on the stand. 100
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Without knowing exactly what happened… “that’s why you always gotta have a wingwalker” 040
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Man the quoted guy has no idea how bad the parallax effect is around large awkwardly-shaped objects. Easy to sneer at the rampie from the nice plush seat with the good view. 160
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026those ethereal green light ribbons are at it again tonight 290
Reposted by Star SimpsonStar Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 06/10/20264yo samples a whiff of my coffee and cheerfully tries to make it seem like something you would actively want to consume: “yummm… it smells like pencils!” 1194
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Svona ruglingur er að miklu leyti það sem ég tel mig þurfa að bæta í íslenskunni minni, en það er ekki ljóst hvernig ég get fengið þá endurgjöf sem ég þarf. Kannski myndi það hjálpa að vita hvernig aðrir sem lærðu að tala góða íslensku komust frá miðstigi yfir á hátt stig. 040
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026😜 þau kenndu mér ekki þetta slangurorð í Leifsstöð en ég mun nýta mér það héðan í frá 🙏 110
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Í fyrsta sinn sem ég gerði þessi mistök, ég notaði aðra af þessum tveimur setningum en átti við hina. “Ég er með kærasta.” “Ég er með kærustanum mínum.” Ég hafði ekki einu sinni rangt fyrir mér! Ekki alveg.. 😒 250
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hér er gott dæmi um eina af mínum uppáhaldsgerðum íslenskra málvillna: þær eru ekki endilega rangar út frá málfræðinni, en gætu gefið til kynna eitthvað sem ég meinti ekki. 150
Star Simpson @starstar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Já algjörlega en það er bara að ég er einstæð móðir og litli minn er á móti til að klæða sig lengri í bleiu og ef ég gleymdist þá eigum við ekkert rúmföt fyrir næstu nóttu 230