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Virtue

@starshipvirtue.bsky.social
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Here mainly for the news and the attention. NSFW below

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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Oh good, they added ai to my email search," said no one ever
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Liberals are way too comfortable dismissing civilian deaths as the deserved consequence of warmongering governments considering they themselves are Americans
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Got a lot of work done on my doomsday machine today #adulting
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons theonion.com/fall-canceled-after-3-…
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The reason you start off with no items or money in FFX2 is because Tidus despawned with everything. This is actually the primary reason Yuna is searching for him
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was looking at some old clothes and, someone help me understand, why did we stop wearing low rise jeans?
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally starting to recognize/like my quads and hamstrings and now I'm kind of obsessed with them Best part is they're absolutely solid
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I always check the bottom card after shuffling for commander because it's the only place I ever see my sol ring
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes I think I understand computers and then I get an error message that a headless Adobe app has seized control of a clown horn somewhere on the machine
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Share a television show that raised you:
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Seven Of Nine: Fun Will Now Commence
ALT: Seven Of Nine: Fun Will Now Commence
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love that the Steam icon for FFX/X2 remastered is Yuna sobbing on the worst day of her life thus far while Tidus looks over her head like he's just seen a cool bird
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*maniacal laughter*
Sin, Unending Cataclysm 
Flying, trample
As Sin enters, revive so counters from any number of artifacts, creatures, and enchantments. Sin enters with X +1/+1 counters on it where X is twice the number of counters removed this way. 
Sin has 104 counters
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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
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Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Living with it as I do, it's easy to forget that my hair is kind of nuts
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don't think it's fair to label a product "four speed" when those speeds are low, medium, high, and off
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh, if you stop doing ab exercises for three months, it matters. Why did no one warn me
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Happy #fcf. I hurt my shoulder (picture unrelated)
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sis, just put down the phone and hold the hand rail. You do not have the core strength to subway surf and you're bumping into me
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Getting up early to do yard work. I've become my parents
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
WASD was chosen for directions controls because its letters stand for directional words. Down Sideways Another Side Wumbo
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
if americans couldn't eat a burger under a democratic president, you would not hear the end of of it for prob 100 years
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
On #mcm, no one can tell you're sunburnt
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VagabondRogue @vagabondrogue.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I specifically chose to live somewhere that wasn't seasonally on fire. Why am I still being punished
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I promise you your local transit agency is aware of the virtuous cycle of frequency and ridership. That's still not going to justify running commuter rail at subway frequencies in your suburb
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Everybody was so busy looking for Mitch McConnell that we all forgot to feed Lindsey Graham. Oh well
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Next time I DM a ttrpg, I'm vetoing every character whose core is "I really mean to try but it's never good enough for my parents." Girl, we know, talk to a therapist
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Every time I get a "you must hate waffles" or "you must not know about crepes" response to a post, I get a little more violent
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an anglerfish is washed up on the ocean shore, laying in the tide. It thinks to itself, “it’s so beautiful.” Panel 2: wide shot of the beach, rocky cliffs, and sky at sunset, with the anglerfish still laying in place. The anglerfish continues thinking to itself, “I might have never known.”
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Bout to hit a cap on how long I can withstand persistent workplace stress. Stayed strong for 5 weeks thanks to a couple of good party weekends but there's only so far alcoholism will take a man
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A story doesn't have loose ends just because it didn't spoonfeed you the entire lives of every character and all historical events until the end of time or get rid of all the world elements that made you uncomphy. Back in my day we made headcanons and fanfictions and argued about them
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Repping Infowars gear now. Ngl, I'm a little nervous that people won't have heard of their new management
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juro 🔜 furpoc @juro.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
eternally funny to me that the most sexual part of a fursuit is the eyelid
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you're not outraged, you should be
A horse running through a river, looking how men should look
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yes I know this game doesn't have sprinting. This is my emotional support shift key
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you're going to make the whole neighborhood listen to your speaker, at least get your music ad-free
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Too hot in the house to stay in bed, too hard to go far from it #fcf
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A couple of quick #fcf contributions
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Obsessed with this message I got on tumblr
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/02/2026
aistobascistod on tumblr:
Pick a lock : Lockpick :: Cut a hair : Haircut :: Reuse a chart : Chartreuse
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Celebrating #fcf by trying new underwear and realizing way too late in life that support is possible without feeling like I'm being smooshed up
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Ben @bedgar.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My Star Trek Podcast is finally on Youtube! Come hang out with me and Pyrion as we rewatch TNG from the beginning, one episode at a time. My God, who knew season 1 could be so bad.... www.youtube.com/@DarmokandJa...
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Darmok and Jalad at Podcast: Star Trek TNG rewatch
Darmok and Jalad at Podcast! Join Pyrion Flax and Ben from the Yogscast as they boldly go episode by episode through Star Trek: The Next Generation — from Encounter at Farpoint all the way to the fina...
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I need a private gym so I can make all my strain sounds without worrying whether they sound like I'm a try hard or a bottom
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ely 🪶 @elyolaii.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
ela gosta de rosa #thebackrooms #backrooms
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Virtue @starshipvirtue.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Occasionally I bet into a phase of being aggressively social and it feels like a super power. Unsurprisingly, people go to social spaces to be social, but we're all waiting for someone else to invite us into conversation
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