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Earth Angel

@starryarchangel.bsky.social
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Ao3 addicted writer/reader, animal lover, star lover, exhausted caretaker

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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Unironically this would be a pretty funny game. Each level the little snake has to freak out a priest to the point they book a flight. Lol
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
*Rolls the Dice*
Box of Peanut Butt Ass, according to the sticker on it anyway.
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The Godyssey Podcast @godysseypodcast.com · 17/02/2025
Beware godly salad dressing: to overcome his uncle Set, Horus made him a delicious salad covered in white dressing that was anything but. Because Set ingested Horus' "essence" Horus gained power over him, thus becoming king of the Egyptian gods. #MythologyMonday
An unknown artist's depiction of Set looking at Horus off screen, eating a salad, saying "Really? Right in my salad?"
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
A broadcast from the emergency cat feeding system. Photo from my collection, 1960.
Black and white photo of a living room setting with a tv set on a rolling cart. Sitting up on the lower shelf of the cart is a shorthaired tuxedo tabby cat which looks ginger to me. The cat looks brightly at the viewer.
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Fishbourne Roman Palace @romanpalace.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
#MosaicMonday Not all mosaics are Roman. Some are Pringles.
So, basically what you have here are a load of pringles, carefully arranged so that there are no gaps between them. We know this might seem impossible for a sub-circular snack, but the natural parabolic curve of each crisp facilitates overlapping. This may be considered cheating on a mosaic, but the overall effect is rather pleasing.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Source: @mrlovenstein.bsky.social
1st panel: an older woman singing"if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands"
2nd panel: her granddaughter claps her hands
3rd panel: the grandma looks down
4th panel: Grandmother grabs the granddaughter by the shirt and screams "tell me your secrets!"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/02/2025
ICE Responds To Public Outcry By Pledging All Detainees Will Receive Lobotomy To Erase Trauma
ICE Responds To Public Outcry By Pledging All Detainees Will Receive Lobotomy To Erase Trauma
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Your hard hot steel entered my body? Oh behave! 😝
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Folklore Twitcher @folkloretwitcher.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
“Stronger than lover's love is lover's hate. Incurable, in each, the wounds they make.” ✍️Euripides, Medea #BookWormSat 🎨 John William Waterhouse - Medea (1907)
John William Waterhouse - Medea (1907)  Medea contemplating revenge on her errant husband Jason who has cast her aside to wed another.
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Think I might have just had a heart attack. Scary stuff in a scary time in the scary world. No insurance just a project to keep myself going for. Guess it's time to go to decaf.
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I mean that's over half of the site lol
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
You have no idea how much I love these motherfuckers and want to traumatize them even further
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geneva 🖍️ @gdbee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
[Paper dragon room] I want to draw more dragons this year, so the first painting of the year has to start off strong
Illustration of a guy starting a new drawing in his room. He has a pet dragon just vibin' next to him. The room is adorned with various images, plants and paintings. There is a giant 2D-3D dragon heading the top of the window and wrapping around the room. Deawn by gdbee art/prinnay in 2025.
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I vow to add to this tag one day 🤞
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
More like too poor for therapy so here's a fanfic lol
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Hi, I’m a total stranger with a slightly different lived experience and resulting worldview, and I’ve come here tonight to make sure that’s not only A problem, but Your problem
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Worth remembering that to cats we are Ents. Vast, lumbering things with deathly slow reaction times. Mostly harmless, as long as you can avoid our ungainly lurching.
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Yolk Folk - Skeleton
Two yolks are talking about showing their skeletons. One shows his little one. He can stand because he has backlog of games inside instead. The second one has a creepy entity inside his body. He is standing because of coffee.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/12/2024
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Funny comic strip. Two people sat at a table, one says “what do you bring to the table?”. The other lifts their stomach onto the table. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
No beta we die like Brian Thompson
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 10/12/2024
to everyone who treated me like I was barely human when I was a weird child: no, I don't have some inspirational story about how hardship made me successful. I'm pretty mediocre, in fact. but I lived, you fucks
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
remains undefeated
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I checked when I saw this and there are already over 900 fics in the United Healthcare Shooter tag. All 900 of you I want to give a little kiss on the forehead. I knew I picked the right community. #ao3 #writing #fanfiction #unitedhealthcareshooter
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
gotDAMN
two posts from threads

first is from @camillecardonaa and says: I just found out that only 1.5% of Japan's population is Christian and I'm heartbroken.

second is a reply from @orangedweller and says: Hi. Japan's homicide rate is 07% per 100K. United States homicide rate is 5.7% per 100K.
Japan's unhoused population in 2024: 2,820. United States unhoused: 653,104.
Japan also has one of the highest food security rates in the whole big world. Meanwhile, in the US, 18 million people are food insecure.
Maybe this Sunday you can ask the Christians what their bible says about poor people and murder. Sorry bout your heart.
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
With alt-text because hard of hearing Republicans should hear it too.
News paper clipping with powerful words from Alison jn North Miami Beach. It reads:

GO ON. LIVE YOUR TRUTH, REPUBLICANS.
BE YOURSELF
If you voted Republican because you fear socialism, then live your truth. Do not accept Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid.
Avoid public beaches, parks and libraries.
Do not allow your children to attend tax-support-ed schools or to take advantage of food programs.
Drive only on toll roads.
Do not call 911 unless you intend to pay for services rendered.
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
So....do all cats have an object permanence issue or just mine? He's free fed at this point but still every morning he cries at my door until I walk him all the way out to his bowl and shake it. Only then will his highness eat. #catsofbluesky
Up close shot of my dark striped cat sleeping. His paw is extended toward the camera, deceptively innocent. If you wake him the paw will swat.
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I'm nearly 30 and I have no health insurance. Too rich for government help but too poor to afford my own. My whole plan for if something happens is to self medicate as much as I can and when I can't.... But yeah I guess it's a bummer that a healthcare CEO bit the bullet. 🫤
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My little four year old niece has informed me that #Chickfila nuggets are scary. 🤦‍♀️ Scary because they aren't 'McDonald's shape'....god she hasn't even gotten access to the internet yet and she's already cooked. 😩
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
To the Kia driver who was stuck to my ass all the way down 9th street...if you weren't so close I wouldn't be able to see you pick your nose and then immediately eat your booger. Back off weirdo.
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Think of all the fun she could have with 800 plushies. 😏
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Tallneck foot for all the #feet freaks. Enjoy all the toes. 😉
Up close picture of a large mechanized hoof or foot, depending on who you ask, pressed into dry packed earth. There are ten toes visible. From Horizon Zero Dawn.
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
He's doing it! He's going #beyondthehorizon! #HZD #HorizonZeroDawn
Picture of a sandstone gate house with three guards guarding it. One of the guards is floating midair. This is a picture from Horizon Zero Dawn.A lone guard in red floats midair. A picture from Horizon Zero Dawn.
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Armor is heavy and the energy required not to phase through it is immense...sorry 👻 😞 😆
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Share something black and white.
You're nose to nose with a very silly beagle who insisted on sniffing the camera during the shot. The picture has added a black and white filter.
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Alice Winterhold @alicewinterhold.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Remember when songs would have a saxophone riff that would echo through the hollows of your soul? We used to be a real country
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Maybe it isn't just the thousands of dollars from the lobbyists keeping us chained to tax prep companies. Maybe they just wore them down with constant emails. Like, TurboTax has been bothering me nonstop even though I stopped filing with them 3 years ago. 🤦‍♀️
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Honestly, that might fix me 😆
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
In a way, every social media site is its own alternate universe
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Just realized the last two and the next four years of my life are gonna give me serious frown lines. ☹️
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Az~ @azrielgreen.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
"Chat GTP can write fanfic for me" no because it won't get you by the throat & hold tight until your trauma bubbles up & you realise this writer has lived a tiny piece of your life in this singular strange way that shows you're not alone in the world & it does get better & you can be the reason why.
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Ikea used to let you grab all of it on your own. Ikea used to be fun. Now.....
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Friendship with #Ikea over because what do you mean people can haul heavy boxes on their own but I can't grab my own hinges? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say liability insurance and/or a lawsuit is more expensive than whatever you're losing on hinge snatch and grabs.
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
That's why my retirement plan is various amounts of weed in between working to death🫡
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
everything i know is from wikipedia
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Cat: the cup is on the floor...and now empty
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Jesus...tag your NSFW....seriously smh 😂
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Noooo! I had that happen when I was harvesting a trial chamber for copper. Devastating.
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I'm not super into this stuff but have you ever had heart burn? That that spot where it settles in your stomach seems about right. Lol
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Earth Angel @starryarchangel.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Couldn't afford the price tag at the time so not sure if it's #TopShelfFriday worthy but found this one at an antique store and thought the cover was fun. #comics #batman
An old DC Batman Detective comic. The cover depicts Robin, the Boy Wonder being fought over by Batgirl and Batman. The comic declares 'Batgirl breaks up the dynamic duo!'.
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