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i'm back. for the end.

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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 4h
hey i also wrote on this article where's my name gone
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 10h
don't count nigel out
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sincerepost: I have cancelled my Green Party membership.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Andy Burnham should appoint SIR Keir Starmer to lead the #rejoin campaign #fbpe #bestPMweeverhad
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sorry but mister kieth starmer obviously delivered a much more fantastic speech!
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Andy Burnham Earnestness Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RESIGN
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i know there's some (justified) snide leftposters and blackpilled posters (myself included) but: i really do not give a single fuck about anything if the end result is actual proportional rep. do that and i will literally change my face to andrew burnham's to celebrate.
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can sir keir starmer do it? i believe he can. i still believe. in kieth. we can all come together. you. me. everyone else. it's time. it's time. it's time . stand, raise a salute and repeat agter me: sir keir starmer. we need you as prime minister! we love you mister kieth! it's time!!!
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i cannot fucking believe i missed this kieth
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i am shocked
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
exciting kieth starmer events at Labour conference!
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mister kieth starmer
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sir Keir Starmer QC:
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
proud to endorse mister kieth starmer in the upcoming st pancras and Holborn by election
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
genuinely think the country might explode.
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 22/09/2026
I hate to say it but maybe it's time to bring Starmer back
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
mister kieth starmer
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
is that fucking keir starmer
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 20/09/2026
Hello my name is Kier Starmer and I would like to sign up for war please
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
mister kieth starmer
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
he's back.
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Kieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bleakly, grimly hilarious that people my age have been hearing this exact same tune on repeat for very literally our entire voting lives now. I'm 40. My daughter starts seconday school next year.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How did a man who appears to have no political skills at all reach “the top of politics”?
NEW: Keir Starmer has reportedly told friends that he wants to reach the top of foreign policy
"He got to the top of law and politics. Now he would like to get to the top of foreign policy"
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Palantir have just bought themselves a Labour Lord with close links to the Labour government. No other word to describe this other than corruption. How can Watson remain a member of the House of Lords and keep the Labour whip?
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just find it really weird to talk to your children in bizspeak
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Mark Oosterveen @markoosterveen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember when all the centrist dads insisted this guy was a decent man of principle? Well, he's working for Palantir now. Will they reflect on this? No, they will not.
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's remarkable how basically every political decision made since ~1976 has been laser focused on ruining the lives of anyone born between 1990 and 1997.
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
everyone agrees. it's time. bring back mister kieth starmer. a fantastic prime minister
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
they called him mister kieth starmer
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It is incredibly insulting to say this while sitting in the wreckage of the Keir Starmer project, one of the most comically bent examples of bad people buying democracy yet seen in this country.
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Politics UK @politicsuk.com · 12/09/2026
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer is now drawing up a resignation honours list despite ­promising not to do so if he became PM [@thetimes]
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
mister kieth starmer
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
earnest in my belief that miliband would be a truly great prime minister. my most Melt opinion.
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The future, forever.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 13/08/2025
Maybe if we give the far-right more facts and context, they’ll receive them in good faith and see the errors in their analysis
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
on a sojourn to France but i will be campaigning in holborn & st pan later this month. amazing to actually campaign in the seat once belonging to mister kietth Starmer
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
every new day brings to light just how utterly dogshit of a straitjacket the 2024 labour manifesto was. a landslide was inevitable and yet Keith & co still chose to shoot themselves with an rpg
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I fear that the decisive moment in this government’s life was appointing John Healey as Chancellor. I know what Pat McFadden, Ed Miliband, or Darren Jones (the other serious options) think Starmer and Reeves got wrong. This seems to be “what if we had Rachel Reeves, but a man?”
ft.com
John Healey puts Britain on notice for tough Budget in ‘more dangerous world’
New chancellor tells the FT that he and Prime Minister Andy Burnham are determined ‘to meet the fiscal rules’
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
despite everything, amazing you can genuinely still see, almost visibly, farage's lifeline
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yes, you’d never hear about anyone senior in Labour using massive secret donations from dubious squillionaires to fund polling and for other very dubious political shenanigans.
Labour Press
@labourpress • 15m
This scandal goes to the very top of Reform
UK. Nigel Farage and his top team must fully co-operate with the Electoral Commission and the Police. This isn't going away.
Channel 4 News & @Channel... 52m
Nigel Farage and other senior members of Reform UK have been filmed by undercover reporters celebrating secret new foreign donations....
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Mr too tired for a halloween name @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Almost done Kierposting forever but it's been pointed out to me that he's just had the entire recess so seven weeks as a salaried MP earning just under £15,000 of taxpayers money during that period then on his first day back from his holidays he quit
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
devastated. still distraught. i can't believe kieth. kieth's gone...
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
and they called him... mister kieth starmer
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Mr too tired for a halloween name @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One more u-turn for the fans from the people's champion
Image of disgraced former prime minister Sir Kier Starmer, his face like two pissholes in the snow, standing in parliament surrounded by various dickheads. Headline reads: "Kier Starmer pledges to stay on as MP until the next election" which was a lie
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 01/09/2026
I would like, just once more, to congratulate our lofty intellectual betters in the British political commentary and pundit set for elevating this transparently cynical, self-serving pig to the country's highest political office on the basis of his flawless ethics and commitment to public service.
Keir Starmer to quit parliament, triggering byelection in north London seat – UK politics live

Former PM announces he will no longer represent Holborn and St Pancras on the day his successor, Andy Burnham, is to give first Commons address as prime minister
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Particularly ones that were quite aggressively sold to the public as selfless, dedicated, tireless public servants
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
oh my god he fucking did it. he truly was a complete fucking non entity mechanism used and thrown away by the labour right. discarded.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Watch out for Reform and the Tories!" when it's Labour, the CURRENT GOVERNMENT, who have implemented the first new anti-LGBT legislation since Thatcher.
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StarmerOut @starmer0ut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sincerely - go out to the real world. Go to community centres. Go to food banks. You will find a very simple reality: the costs of living have continued to dramatically outpace any increase in wages. Water and energy need dire intervention. Enough of the market.
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