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Jolyne

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✨We’re So Miserable And Stunning✨ 28 | chronically hopeless

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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Watch as two bumblebees throw a pollen party on a magnolia petal, showcasing their vital role in pollination and plant reproduction. It's nature's celebration!
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Jolyne @starlessjolyne.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
damn i really dont use social media anymore huh
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Jolyne @starlessjolyne.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
weird transphobes in front of us oh patrick would hate your ass
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Jolyne @starlessjolyne.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
venues need to stop letting people line up hours before lmao
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
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Charlie Kirk: “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment”
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Jolyne @starlessjolyne.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
the wuthering heights trailer makes me lose hope in everything we are NEVER getting an accurate adaptation
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
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Jolyne @starlessjolyne.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
so polite but terrible at loafing
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Jolyne @starlessjolyne.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
two months until i move in with my wife and we already have cats
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Jolyne @starlessjolyne.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
why are there so many dramione fanfics being rewritten and why are they all the exact same concept
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Whenever I see a “if you hate capitalism so much, why do you use money” comment I thank god I’m not that stupid but FUCK I know it must feel pretty good to say something that fucking stupid lmaoooooo
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Daily Patrick Stump @dailypatrick.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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Matthew Hay Brown @matthewhaybrown.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Viktor Orban tried to ban the Budapest Pride parade. He got the biggest one yet. Steve Hendrix reports from the Hungarian capital www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The fight to save democracy never stops Last night Senate Republicans released their version of Trump’s Big Ugly Bill It INCREASED Medicaid cuts to OVER $930 BILLION And they plan to start voting on it THIS WEEKEND I know it’s Caturday But please-call the Capitol switchboard-ASAP 202-224-3121
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I think Zohran Mamdani demonstrated pretty handily that he’ll protect Jewish New Yorkers when the seniormost Jewish elected official in the city was detained by jackbooted thugs and he was on the scene demanding his release in minutes
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Jenn @quicksparrows.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Also, tips for managing the new pattern hellscape: 1. Don't buy sewing patterns that don't have an IRL sewn example of what it looks like. Drawings and 3D renders do not reflect what you actually get. Many of them are AI generated, not graded, and certainly haven't been proven to work IRL.
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Jolyne @starlessjolyne.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
cupcakke and megan thee stallion collab when
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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
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Daily Patrick Stump @dailypatrick.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/06/2025
Please Like Me
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Please Like Me
It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...
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Bandom Pics @bandom.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
SKA AGAINST TRANSPHOBIA Pre-order ends in ONE WEEK Free shipping on orders over 60 bucks STOREWIDE We aren't making extras, so if u miss the pre-order, u miss the shirt YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT AND... PICKITUP Www.skatunenetwork.com
Large text at the top and bottom of the image says ska against transphobia. The text is black over a white background, with a black box laying underneath some of the text, making it white over black. In the middle are 2 images of people wearing the ska against transphobia shirt design. To the left is a person with dark curly hair and highlights. Their hands are up by their face and round glasses sit right above their eyes. To the right, a person with orange hair and glasses is throwing a peace sign. They’re holding their phone taking the picture as a selfie and wearing khaki pants with a belt. Various black boxes sit over a white background. On top of those boxes are images of tote bags (top left), a t-shirt (top right), mugs (bottom left), and stickers (bottom right) 
All of these designs have the ska against transphobia logo on them, with one of the totes and mugs having it over a checkerboard trans flag 
Text up top reads www.skatunenetwork.com, and through out the image, text also reads totes, t-shirts, stickers, and mugs. The text is back over the white background, and white over the black boxes.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/05/2025
God Loses $400 Betting On Cardinal Tagle
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God Loses $400 Betting On Cardinal Tagle
THE HEAVENS—Cursing aloud the moment news of Leo XIV’s election arrived on His phone screen, the Lord Almighty told reporters Thursday that he had lost $400 Thursday betting on Cardinal Luis Antonio T...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/05/2025
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
popium
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Charlie (MCR5 and Selmo are real) @burgerjesuscg.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
what if the new pope is actually just Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump in a trench coat
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Jolyne @starlessjolyne.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
michael wolff sucks trumps dick more than his own wife its like actually embarrassing
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Daily Patrick Stump @dailypatrick.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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Jolyne @starlessjolyne.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
god forbid a white dyke catch a vibe at the fall out boy dyke drag show (this was from the other night that tribute band was killing it)
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
🗣️🗣️🗣️SKA‼️AGAINST‼️TRANSPHOBIA‼️‼️‼️ THEY ARE BACK FOR A LIMITED TIME! The ska against transphobia design on SHIRTS, MUGS, TOTES, AND STICKERS! We also found ‼️10‼️ FLAGS‼️ 👁️👁️ Free shipping on orders over $60 (continental US ONLY) 🏁🏁🏁PICK IT THE F#%K UP🏁🏁🏁 Www.skatunenetwork.com
BIG TEXT THAT READS “SKA AGAINST TRANSPHOBIA” in black. 2 shirts sit between the words “SKA” and TRANSPHOBIA” with the word agaisnt overlayed over the bottom of the 2 shirts. The letters in AGAINST the overlap over the shirt are white on the black shirt background. 

The shirts both have a design that reads the same text. The word Ska is molded into an illustration of a trumpet. The letters are the valves. Against is in the bottom tube of the trumpet, and the text reading “transphobia is below that” 

Under that, is an illustration of 4 cartoon characters dancing. Bold text up top reads “SKA AGAINST TRANSPHOBIA” text underneath it to the left reads “Merch items are back for a limited time pre-order via the skatune network merch store. All shirts are printed on a quality
garment,(comfortcolors), andAvailable in S - 5XL” 

3 groups of merch items run from the bottom left to the top right, the bottom left most is 2 tote bags, one with a checkerboard pattern with the trans flag colors, and the other is solid back. In the middle are 2 sticker designs, one a holographic ska against transphobia sticker and the other the skatune network logo with the trans colors. In the top right are 3 mugs, each the ska against transphobia design with a blue, pink, and black mug handle

Text under the mugs in the bottom right reads “in addition to shirts, we have mugs, stickers & totes you can add to your order! All items are limited
Pre-orders end Monday, 5/12”

A black box has the text “free shipping on orders over $60” and under that says (continental U.S. only) 
Bold text on top reads FLAG / WALL BANNER 

Under that is an image of the ska against transphobia design on a flag / wall banner. The banner is surrounded by various pieces of wall art (the background of the skatune network room) 

Underneath that is bold text that reads “LIMITED TO 10” followed by text that reads “we found 10 ska against transphobia tags. Flags are a pain to make, so we don't have any plan to make these again anytime soon!
Do what you will with that information www.skatunenetwork.com”
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 30/04/2025
Stop saying “If they did this to Black people” 2025 challenge They do, you guys. They already do.
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Jolyne @starlessjolyne.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
i can tell fascism is on the rise by the amount of lesbians saying they dont like full bush
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 29/04/2025
Duolingo confirms they're going to start replacing contractors with AI Their CEO says they will become an 'AI-first' company
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Jolyne @starlessjolyne.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
hope yall know i spent lesbian visibility day with my wife icb its been almost a year and a half what a journey
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State of the Scene @sotspodcast.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Bruno Mars looked at Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy) on this day 17 years ago.
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Kelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 31/03/2025
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ trans rights are human rights ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
yeah bitch
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Jolyne @starlessjolyne.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
JON BERNTHAL IS BACK OH I MIGHT ACTUALLY BE SO READY
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Jolyne @starlessjolyne.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
this is a reminder that any company that talks shit about union is a bad company
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 20/02/2025
Ex-Amazon Gaming VP said they failed to compete with Steam despite spending loads of tons of time and money "We were at least 250X bigger ... we tried everything ... but ultimately Goliath lost"
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Hey, I noticed you made a post about a thing. I take issue with a complete different thing, but this seems like an excellent place to leave my hostility.
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eve @virturlangel.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
megan thee stallion for her 30th birthday
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Franchesca Ramsey @chescaleigh.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Stop asking Black women to fix the shit you broke.
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Myrmidia @myrmidia.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
make it stopppppppppp
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rei @ wip hell @gentleblade.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
2025 goal: be more evil
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OAF does Art Supposedly @oafart.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Real ones know ska never died.
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mars 😈 @angelsarrm.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
i havent had peter quill brainrot since high school ermm #MarvelRivals #Starlord
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mars 😈 @angelsarrm.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
more fob stuff :3 #falloutboy #patrickstump
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