Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 28/09/2026I don't know that any video game shaped who I am, but these are the ones that most affected my taste in video games. These are NOT NECESSARILY my favorite games and most of them I wouldn't bother playing today. 020
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 28/09/2026@actionboyz.bsky.social got me looking up Jack Weston. His marriage lasted -1752 years! 010
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 25/09/2026Never bring a drink to an interview. Instead, bring a sealed Steelbook Blu-Ray of Clean starring Adrien Brody 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 25/09/2026okay, time for best shows of the current century *so far* 5. 90 Day Fiancee 4. 90 Day The Other Way 3. 90 Day Pillow Talk 2. 90 Day Before the 90 Days 1. Young Sheldon 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 21/09/2026it kept getting better with each new iteration 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 18/09/2026This is day 1! I was hoping that it'd reach $350! 001
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 17/09/2026This also my favorite podcast where the topic is frequently Mark Robinson's sexual proclivities. 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 06/09/2026America’s Army was a terrible soldier sim. Not once do you play a guy jerking off to internet porn without waking his roommate. 100
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 05/09/2026It’s been a couple days since I took pesto so now I drank a double espresso to counteract it 120
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 05/09/2026Rode first class for the first time yesterday (same price as two seats in economy). Aside from the tray situation, my fat ass fit in the seat comfortably. That should be the standard seat size in an airplane. 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 03/09/2026Either this is a very low gravity situation, or Felicia's space suit shirt has technomagical support. 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 31/08/2026I'm really enjoying Lanterns, but I'm not going to lie. I'd be upset if my neighbors were using rifles to shoot apples off each others' heads at all hours of the night. 030
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 31/08/2026Star Wars: Zero Company was a surprise to me. Meaning I first heard about it a week ago. What a lovely thing to learn about! I'm a huge XCOM fan and loved Midnight Suns. I will forever give these devs (no matter where they are) my money. 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 31/08/2026if you say anything was worse than 9/11 then you are terrorist. I don't make the rules. Bari does. 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 31/08/2026Every time someone says something bad about Paul Schrader, my brain pictures Paul Scheer. I can't be the only one. For our benefit, here are pictures of Paul Schrader to internalize and give poor Scheer a break: 010
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 30/08/2026A 2 year old having a tantrum for not getting a toy is the spirit of punk 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 29/08/2026Don’t get the shingles vaccine during a heatwave and your AC isn’t working properly. Learn from my mistakes! 010
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 26/08/2026Pull Me Under by Dream Theater explores the phenomenon of when your balls hit toilet water and, rather than tightening up, they just sink further thinking “oh yeah, fuck this feels good.” 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 26/08/2026Today’s Lesson of Good and Bad: Good: Dolly Parton Bad: Nostalgia This has been today’s lesson of Good and Bad 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 25/08/2026Why haven't I been invited to Raya, yet? Because I'm fat, bald and squarely middle-class? Because I'm socially awkward? Because no one knows who the fuck I am? It's an injustice! 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 25/08/2026shocked and bummed to learn California is a right to work state. 000
Reposted by Calamity Thomas Janejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026don’t repurpose it or turn it into a museum or anything like that. destroy it. youtu.be/pkFNAd1DaaAyoutu.beNo matter what, we have to tear down that ballroomYouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie 32657571178
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 20/08/2026What is your favorite color? Wrong answers only 100
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 14/08/2026“Into the woods and out of the woods and home before dark.” 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 02/08/2026In 2000/2001, I was doing temp work for Cox. They made a mistake and I was on a list of sales people who won a meet and greet with Vincent Pastore. They went so far as to bring me to the room he was in before realizing it. They went to take me out and he got upset with them for doing that to me. 140
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 31/07/20261977 Wave Pool head banger gazillion cringeworthy bad cholesterol 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 30/07/2026Gonna get the English Channel record by farting my way across and using my boner as a rudder 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 29/07/2026if someone is confidently giving you nutrition advice, that person is sus. 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 28/07/2026Man, I'd be perfectly content with a robust welfare state. 020
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 27/07/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18.static.klipy.comJulie Delpy Ethan HawkeAlt: Julie Delpy Ethan Hawke kiss in Before Sunrise 010
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 19/07/2026Y’all the Twitter account is joking. The tell is in the ”two days ago“ line. This is total Ken M style troll. Please stop sharing it! my account is smol, i have no reach 100
Reposted by Calamity Thomas JaneSarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If the people who run companies see "Taco Bell helps authorities find outbreak > then just gets blamed for starting it" How willing do you think they're gonna be to help pin down the next outbreak? 233469
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 16/07/2026Fortunately it’s optional. Doesn’t make it any less stupid. 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 08/07/2026Anything stopping Andy Beshear from saying, "Fuck it, he's unfit to serve." Then doing the Republican thing of making up an ambiguity that never existed before and holding the special elections anyway? Preferably a month before election day so SCOTUS can't stop it? It's what Republicans would do 000
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 08/07/2026when we eventually find out McConnell died a week ago from today, i really hope these assholes who claim to have spoken to him for 20 minutes each yesterday get held accountable. 110
Reposted by Calamity Thomas JaneSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 06/07/2026There’s only one person I trust to run for Senate in Maine: the extraordinary AI actress Tilly Norwood. 828332
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 06/07/2026Platner Dems today. (yes, I know sexual assault is far worse than animal cruelty--but the irony stands). 000
Reposted by Calamity Thomas JaneChris Cantwell @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026James Baldwin debates William F. Buckley, 1965 at the Cambridge Union. Baldwin won. Buckley, jeered, ends with a threat of violence toward those who would go against good-natured Americans. 3 days before Malcolm X’s murder. 1 week before Jimmy Lee Jackson’s murder. 1 month before Selma violence.youtu.beJames Baldwin Debates William F. Buckley (1965)YouTube video by The Riverbends Channel 613432
Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 24/06/2026In Community, Gillian Jacobs mistakenly thinks Pierce defended her honor after he fought with Vaughn over Getting Rid of Britta credit. In Love, she mistakenly thanks her ex for defending her honor to which he replies “I’m the one who called you a whore!” That can’t be a coincidence, can it? 010
