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Calamity Thomas Jane

@stanferguson.com
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 2h
Why isn't it top of mind *every day*?
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 4h
They're totally equal to me. Maybe "Brain on drugs" has the edge because there was a sequel where they did brain on heroin and Rachael Leigh Cook flipped out with a pan. youtu.be/dAHoxaphbEs?...
youtu.be
The Original Rachael Leigh Cook Brain on Drugs
YouTube video by Robot433i
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 29/09/2026
Here you go whatsupcongress.com/elections/sp...
screenshot from Special Elections Tracker showing that there have been 12 Democratic flips in Special Elections since 2024 with Democrats getting an average of 23.7 point swings towards them across the elections.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 29/09/2026
this little fella
a human and spooky blue goo hybrid from The Expanse
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 28/09/2026
I don't know that any video game shaped who I am, but these are the ones that most affected my taste in video games. These are NOT NECESSARILY my favorite games and most of them I wouldn't bother playing today.
"The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am" 

The Legend of Zelda (NES), Space Quest V: Roger Wilco and the Next Mutation, Gone Home,  XCOM 2, Disco Elysium, Adventure (Atari 2600), Microsoft Solitaire, Command & Conquer: Red Alert, and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 28/09/2026
Everything old is new again!
ad for Bose's "New noise cancelling wired earbuds"
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 28/09/2026
@actionboyz.bsky.social got me looking up Jack Weston. His marriage lasted -1752 years!
Jack Weston Bing overview. Shows he married Marge Redmond and they were together from 1950 - 198 AD.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 25/09/2026
Never bring a drink to an interview. Instead, bring a sealed Steelbook Blu-Ray of Clean starring Adrien Brody
An image of the Steelbook Blu-Ray of the movie Clean starring Adrien Brody. Tagline: Revenge is a dirty business.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 25/09/2026
okay, time for best shows of the current century *so far* 5. 90 Day Fiancee 4. 90 Day The Other Way 3. 90 Day Pillow Talk 2. 90 Day Before the 90 Days 1. Young Sheldon
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 25/09/2026
If it's pappy van winkle and they're looking to share, I'm cool with it.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 24/09/2026
aww man, don't make me empathize with putin
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 24/09/2026
it's a rage bait generator. at least bsky is filled with benign engagement bait.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 23/09/2026
A ton of processing required for an effect no one’s found any interesting use for in 8 years.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 23/09/2026
You don’t need real historical accuracy when you have the stink of it
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 23/09/2026
Had no idea Michael Douglas and Julie Delpy were in a TV miniseries.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 23/09/2026
What was your first computer growing up?
IBM PC 5150. A boxy light beige monitor sits atop a boxy desktop with 2 5 1'4 inch floppy drives.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 23/09/2026
weirdly, I got SoCal despite being born in DC, living in NoVA til I was 13, then living most of my life in Nashville. I only moved to LA last year.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 22/09/2026
Love Ronnie. Hope to take a workshop from him again soon.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 21/09/2026
you completely missed the point of his response. The "new thing" is newer movies. Not anything post Ellison Paramount. No Country and Mulholland Drive are stone cold classics. And *many* movies made post 2000 will be watched 50 years from now.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 21/09/2026
I miss David Rakoff
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 21/09/2026
I suppose if they're unqualified to work anywhere else.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 21/09/2026
it kept getting better with each new iteration
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 18/09/2026
This is day 1! I was hoping that it'd reach $350!
Ebay listing for my Switch 2
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 18/09/2026
Yup, no one resells those bananas. We buy them and they go straight to the people!
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 17/09/2026
This also my favorite podcast where the topic is frequently Mark Robinson's sexual proclivities.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 15/09/2026
Damn!
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 14/09/2026
Because he’s good or because he’s bad?
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 14/09/2026
Not to mention she’s a billionaire in USD.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 13/09/2026
And that’s before they start talking about the movie!
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 06/09/2026
Zero seconds spent trying to swap your ham MRE for a chicken and rice MRE.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 06/09/2026
Don’t recall a section where you get caught by the military police as you’re fucking another soldier’s wife while parked in the middle of a training area.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 06/09/2026
Not a minute in game trying not to fall asleep in class while simultaneously terrified the instructor will embarrass you by asking you a question from the lecture.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 06/09/2026
America’s Army was a terrible soldier sim. Not once do you play a guy jerking off to internet porn without waking his roommate.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 05/09/2026
I swear to Christ I wrote pepto
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 05/09/2026
It’s been a couple days since I took pesto so now I drank a double espresso to counteract it
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 05/09/2026
Rode first class for the first time yesterday (same price as two seats in economy). Aside from the tray situation, my fat ass fit in the seat comfortably. That should be the standard seat size in an airplane.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 05/09/2026
Nostalgia should be a crime
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 05/09/2026
She wasn’t wrong
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 04/09/2026
She definitely translated it based on the wording
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 04/09/2026
I’m in LA now, but I lived most of my life in Nashville and my entire childhood in northern Virginia.
Regional dialect map that says I talk most like a Californian. And least like someone from Portland (Maine), Boston, or Nashville
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 03/09/2026
Either this is a very low gravity situation, or Felicia's space suit shirt has technomagical support.
Cover art of Black Cat Queen in Black 14. Black Cat/Felicia is wearing a large domed completely translucent space helmet. Black pants that are painted on her, Silver fur-topped high-heel boots. and an extremely revealing top that covers maybe 33% of her torso. The suit kinda wraps around each boob looking kinda like an apostrophe. The boobs are high and tight defying gravity.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 03/09/2026
Sure sounds like boot licking to me.
Screenshot from article:

“ Look we gave this girl water offered her food. I treated her as my own daughter Gonzalez said I explained to her that the police want to “make America great again“ by uniting her with her family, but for that to happen, she needs to cooperate he added “we live in a country with laws laws. I had to follow, even if it breaks my heart“
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 03/09/2026
13 feet seems like an impressive stopping distance if I’m reading that correctly.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 03/09/2026
That was in 08 when Republicans were historically unpopular. Third Way has had little success and even less impact since.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 03/09/2026
then I’m more confused since this is about a Mass senate primary
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 03/09/2026
Yes, the swing state of Massachusetts
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 31/08/2026
I'm really enjoying Lanterns, but I'm not going to lie. I'd be upset if my neighbors were using rifles to shoot apples off each others' heads at all hours of the night.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 31/08/2026
doing better than me. I recognized 3 names. Only one of whom I follow.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 31/08/2026
Star Wars: Zero Company was a surprise to me. Meaning I first heard about it a week ago. What a lovely thing to learn about! I'm a huge XCOM fan and loved Midnight Suns. I will forever give these devs (no matter where they are) my money.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 31/08/2026
if you say anything was worse than 9/11 then you are terrorist. I don't make the rules. Bari does.
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