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Calamity Thomas Jane

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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 29/09/2026
Here you go whatsupcongress.com/elections/sp...
screenshot from Special Elections Tracker showing that there have been 12 Democratic flips in Special Elections since 2024 with Democrats getting an average of 23.7 point swings towards them across the elections.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 29/09/2026
this little fella
a human and spooky blue goo hybrid from The Expanse
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 28/09/2026
I don't know that any video game shaped who I am, but these are the ones that most affected my taste in video games. These are NOT NECESSARILY my favorite games and most of them I wouldn't bother playing today.
"The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am" 

The Legend of Zelda (NES), Space Quest V: Roger Wilco and the Next Mutation, Gone Home,  XCOM 2, Disco Elysium, Adventure (Atari 2600), Microsoft Solitaire, Command & Conquer: Red Alert, and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 28/09/2026
Everything old is new again!
ad for Bose's "New noise cancelling wired earbuds"
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 28/09/2026
@actionboyz.bsky.social got me looking up Jack Weston. His marriage lasted -1752 years!
Jack Weston Bing overview. Shows he married Marge Redmond and they were together from 1950 - 198 AD.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 25/09/2026
Never bring a drink to an interview. Instead, bring a sealed Steelbook Blu-Ray of Clean starring Adrien Brody
An image of the Steelbook Blu-Ray of the movie Clean starring Adrien Brody. Tagline: Revenge is a dirty business.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 23/09/2026
What was your first computer growing up?
IBM PC 5150. A boxy light beige monitor sits atop a boxy desktop with 2 5 1'4 inch floppy drives.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 18/09/2026
This is day 1! I was hoping that it'd reach $350!
Ebay listing for my Switch 2
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 04/09/2026
I’m in LA now, but I lived most of my life in Nashville and my entire childhood in northern Virginia.
Regional dialect map that says I talk most like a Californian. And least like someone from Portland (Maine), Boston, or Nashville
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 03/09/2026
Either this is a very low gravity situation, or Felicia's space suit shirt has technomagical support.
Cover art of Black Cat Queen in Black 14. Black Cat/Felicia is wearing a large domed completely translucent space helmet. Black pants that are painted on her, Silver fur-topped high-heel boots. and an extremely revealing top that covers maybe 33% of her torso. The suit kinda wraps around each boob looking kinda like an apostrophe. The boobs are high and tight defying gravity.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 03/09/2026
Sure sounds like boot licking to me.
Screenshot from article:

“ Look we gave this girl water offered her food. I treated her as my own daughter Gonzalez said I explained to her that the police want to “make America great again“ by uniting her with her family, but for that to happen, she needs to cooperate he added “we live in a country with laws laws. I had to follow, even if it breaks my heart“
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 31/08/2026
Every time someone says something bad about Paul Schrader, my brain pictures Paul Scheer. I can't be the only one. For our benefit, here are pictures of Paul Schrader to internalize and give poor Scheer a break:
Paul SchraderPaul SchraderPaul Schrader
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 29/08/2026
my favorite is the Starbucks original
2002 Starbucks ad showing a dragonfly heading toward to “twin” cups filled with slushee. The tagline reads. “Collapse into cool”
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 22/08/2026
Alphaville: The Singles Collection
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 20/08/2026
Because he was Robin fucking Williams
EW Headline that reads: Mariska Hargitay shares why Robin Williams was the ‘most memorable’ Law & Order SVU guest star
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 17/08/2026
They just like saying it.
Thad Horroun posting the same reply elsewhere in the same thread.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 08/07/2026
His message to us all
close up on "Good Bye" on Ouija board
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 06/07/2026
Platner Dems today. (yes, I know sexual assault is far worse than animal cruelty--but the irony stands).
Scene from Community where Britta says "I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty."
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 22/06/2026
TN Republicans will decide who becomes the next governor and their primary frontrunners have two very difficult choices. fox17.com/features/nas...
Text from an article that reads: "It was in a social media post that Rose finally takes a shot at Blackburn. Rose reminds republicans he voted against certifying the results of the 2020 presidential election amid Mister Trump's accusations of voter fraud. Senator Blackburn made the same pledge but in the end, voted to certify the results putting Joe Biden in the Oval Office."
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 21/06/2026
AI and AOL prove that we live in an age of wonders. The same important news, posted by 6 writers, one of them posting it thrice!
Multiple screenshots from Google News of posts from AOL.com with a variant of a click bait headline saying there’s a scene in Cast Away so painful that Tom Hanks says he walks out of the room.Multiple screenshots from Google News of posts from AOL.com with a variant of a click bait headline saying there’s a scene in Cast Away so painful that Tom Hanks says he walks out of the room.Multiple screenshots from Google News of posts from AOL.com with a variant of a click bait headline saying there’s a scene in Cast Away so painful that Tom Hanks says he walks out of the room.Multiple screenshots from Google News of posts from AOL.com with a variant of a click bait headline saying there’s a scene in Cast Away so painful that Tom Hanks says he walks out of the room.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 16/06/2026
I feel seen
Screen capture of The Americans where the subtitles read “The only bad guy here is you, Stan”
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 13/06/2026
Carnasaur
Absolutely fucking stupid clickbait Men’s Journal headline reads: 1993 Classic, With 91% Rotten Tomatoes Score, Turns 33 Today
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 28/05/2026
I remember thinking it'd be impossible to make games look more like the movie.
screenshot from N64 version of Shadows of the Empire. A snow speeder (space-ship looking airplane) is attacking an at-st (two legged tank). It's so low resolution, you can barely make anything out.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 09/05/2026
I'm absolutely sure that they're as psychic as any previous generation as well as all generations yet to come.
Article from Dazed showing image of a dark haired woman laying down on a metal slab. The headline: Is Gen Z the most psychic generation yet?
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 30/04/2026
Star Wars character Palpatine saying “I will make it legal.”
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 19/04/2026
Reminds me of when I found this at the Goodwill
Clothing rack with a sign that reads “Preteen Boys.” Hanging on the rack is what appears to be a thick women’s bikini bottom with a belt
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 04/04/2026
I hate this rhyme line:
Lyrics from Kid Rock’s All Summer Ling:

And we were trying different things
And we were smoking funny things
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 04/04/2026
I hate this time crime.
Scene from Timecop. Time criminal is firing futuristic automatic pistols in the 1880’s.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 04/04/2026
This timeline is beyond hated.
A bunch of people saying “I hate this timeline.”
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 13/03/2026
I’m sorry to hear that, Netflix, but why are you telling me? I’m no influencer.
Notification from Netflix that reads: Nobody 2 Watch the Trailer
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 25/02/2026
1.5 i.ebayimg.com/images/g/EWc...
Thick black brick motorola cell phone from early 90s
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 29/01/2026
Got this treasure today that I purchased via @tomtomorrow.bsky.social kickstarter and I am delighted! Nice to be reminded some things are still wonderful.
Tom Tomorrow’s new anthology “Our Long National Nightmare”Page signed by Tom Tomorrow inscribed to Stan, Gordita, and Crunchwrap!
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 21/01/2026
This game is Beyond Good and Evil
screenshot from the game Beyond Good and Evil where a lady in green is holding a staff and her pig man friend is next to her.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 21/01/2026
This Battle is Beyond the Stars
Scene from Battle Beyond the Stars where dude is facing off against 2 robots.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 21/01/2026
This record is beyond scratched.
A bunch of bsky posts with people saying "this country is beyond broken"
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 06/01/2026
Post the perfect album from the 90s nothing else beats it. Hands down
Faith No More’s The Real Thing
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 05/01/2026
They speak through history with one voice
Dick Sargent and Dick York of Bewitched fame
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 04/01/2026
Movie was great.
Poster for the movie True Stories. David Byrne is wearing a green suit and brown cowboy boots and cowboy hat along with a bolo tie. He’s standing on one leg like he’s squeezing out a nasty fart. He is holding a newspaper where the entire front page reads “True Stories.” There is a Gibson guitar floating beside him with two humbucker pickups. I assume he’s reading an article about Oliver North.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 01/01/2026
Vecna acts so Schnapp doesn’t have to
Noah Schnapp saying “the day Vecna’s going to act,” in the hit Netflix soap opera Stranger Things
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 01/01/2026
Because we needed a bad and pointless comedy sequence first:
Lucas’ sister Erica in Stranger Things asking “Well, why the hell didn’t you just start with that?” -and hanging a hat on the fact the show just wasted our time
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 24/12/2025
From Map Quest:

West Nashville Kiwanis Park is a welcoming green space located in Nashville, TN, perfect for families and outdoor enthusiasts. The park features well-maintained walking trails, playgrounds, and picnic areas, making it an ideal spot for relaxation and recreation. With its vibrant community atmosphere, it offers a great place to enjoy nature while engaging in various activities.

Generated from this place's information

A satellite view of West Nashville Kiwanis Park. It is a small strip of land shaped like a flat triangle between a parking lot and Highway 155 with nary a walking trail, picnic area, or playground to be seen
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 14/12/2025
No, it’s not. And the Star Wars prequels are bad, too. I like things that are bad. Doesn’t mean I don’t recognize that fact and enjoy them anyway.
Dumb click- bait article claiming that Wonderful Christmastime is actually great
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 08/12/2025
Not just corporations, pillows, too
Amazon one star review of a pillow. Headline: Understaffed low quality pillow. Flat as a pancake and hard!
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 03/12/2025
I was right, but holy hell, look at the swing! Look at the turnout compared to 2022 (which was an actual midterm, not a special election!). Dems who thought they'd win were high on some shit, but this is an excellent result for an R+20 District.
Current results of the 2025 TN-7 special election:

Van Epps (R) projected winner at 53.8% with a total of 96,988 votes
Behn (D) at 45% with a total of 81,044 votes
Thorp (I) at 0.5% with a total of 932 votes

Estimated 2,100 votes remaining.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 29/11/2025
Harsh, but true
Headline edited to read: Stranger Things Co-Creator Ross Duffer Calls on Fans to Turn Off ‘Garbage’.  Season 5 ‘Worst Offender of All’
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 29/11/2025
Bluesky fuckin rules
Two Bsky posts. Top one is Guardian article about an actor who was stabbed with an actual knife and survived in a performance of Julius Caesar.

The second is a response to that post warning that if Mamdani doesn’t fire chief of police Tisch, then he will not be re-elected. Because Tisch helps ICE and you know what? Who cares? This has nothing to do with stage stabbings.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 24/11/2025
If the Republicans lose the TN-7 special election, I'll joyfully eat my hat*. *I don't own a hat.
Image taken from Ballotpedia showing that in 2020, prior to TN's latest redistricting, Republicans won TN-7 69.9 to 27.3. 

In 2022, post redistricting, they won 59.96 to 38.14 and in 2024, 59.5 to 38.05.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 23/11/2025
Ain’t got no love No love you’d call real Ain’t got nobody Waiting at home
Pope Leo singing Van Halen’s Running With the Devil
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 22/11/2025
Mark Wahlberg was an assassin? He should be locked up!
Apple TV Notification: The Family Plan 2 is here. Mark Wahlberg’s past as an assassin creeps up again, this time in Europe.
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Calamity Thomas Jane @stanferguson.com · 22/11/2025
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
Randy (played by Mike Mitchell) from Netflix’s Love saying: I’m an awesome boyfriend. Maybe the problem is your standards.
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