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standingdesk.bsky.social @standingdesk.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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standingdesk.bsky.social @standingdesk.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
You’re telling me this entire siberian orchestra is trans?
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standingdesk.bsky.social @standingdesk.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
To the tune of Basement Jaxx “where’s your head at” Where’s my hug at? Where’s my hug at
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 27/10/2025
[sadly] mamma mia
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
get in, loser. this is the losermobile. we are coming in last. take your time, no rush
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I’ll tell you what I know about subatomic particles, very little
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standingdesk.bsky.social @standingdesk.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Insanely hard take and Karim could not hang. She should have been given the show after this
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 28/07/2025
It is an extraordinary loss of intellectual expertise that the American people invested millions in developing Every scientist who earns a graduate degree in the US is the product of an investment by the public This is like setting money on fire
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
M.I.A. Paper Planes but the gunshots and cash register sounds are replaced with Slack notifications
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standingdesk.bsky.social @standingdesk.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I’m so sick of this kid and his PR team. Wish someone would strike him out on 3 pitches
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standingdesk.bsky.social @standingdesk.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
“You can sleep when you’re dead” is dangerous advice. What if we’re fated to wander the Elysian Fields into eternity without ever feeling sleepy? What if bed is only in this embodied life?
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
You know Rick the House Wrecker? The guy I hired not to wreck my house? Well, you won't believe what he's doing right now
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standingdesk.bsky.social @standingdesk.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Ratatouille was like “Anyone can cook!” and then it’s just the son of the owner and the heir to the rat colony
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 13/02/2025
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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standingdesk.bsky.social @standingdesk.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
[This skeet was written in front of a live studio audience]
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standingdesk.bsky.social @standingdesk.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Pronounces Olive Garden like Javier Bardem
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standingdesk.bsky.social @standingdesk.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
A karaoke bar that only does Mariah Carey and it would be called Mariah Kar- "I meant do you have any ideas for lunch"
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standingdesk.bsky.social @standingdesk.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
👤 Just pulling some money out of the ATM 👥 *covers keypad*
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standingdesk.bsky.social @standingdesk.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I don't know if you're into hyperbole, but it's literally the greatest thing ever
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standingdesk.bsky.social @standingdesk.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
1) Walk into restaurant 2) Order delivery to your house 3) Free cab ride!
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standingdesk.bsky.social @standingdesk.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Google Meet: Are you talking? Your mic may be muted Me with 14 kettle cooked chips in my mouth: …
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