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julie

@stalesnow.bsky.social
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copium overlord and avid dyke she/her

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nika @sourcandynika.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
get all cozy and snuggly IMMEDIATELY!!!!!
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nika @sourcandynika.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
everyone get under the blanket with your wife NOW!!!!!!!!!
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
💡 Thought for 93m 2s Duhdduuuurrrrrrrddduhuhuhdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrduhhhdududhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
guys let's lez out
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nika @sourcandynika.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
is it love or are you just locked in on team play
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
kafka’s metamorphosis except gregor samsa turns into joe rogan (the plot is unchanged)
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
pride month is finally ending tomorrow
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
recently, my newborn son died in his sleep. i was depressed, but i quickly realised i should use it as a learning opportunity - here’s what it taught me about B2B sales
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
my girlfriend beats people, what’s up
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nika @sourcandynika.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
got so emotional about the history of czechoslovakia today i started crying what’s up you heartless beings
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
i got like 50 cents fr don’t @ me
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
she J on my D till i Vance
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
we must place those in charge of making me get out of bed on death row
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nika @sourcandynika.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
i wasn’t gonna drink tonight but damn….i miss spending my parent’s money like a mf
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
rubbing souls crazy style
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
linking my shit In
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
yearnmaxxing
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
we might not be balling anymore. we’ll keep you updated as the situation develops
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
post traumatic disorder. i ain't stressing.
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aryl ⌬⌬⌬⌬ @aryl.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
recently found out that you have to work on projects if you want to post projects. has anyone heard of this before
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
we all got that one homie who is a closeted lesbian but you just can't prove it
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I have my 3d printer set up so that every morning it selects whether to print me a gun or a smile at random
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Mom found the poop firmament
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Women hate it when you buy them this
photo i just took at thrift store

sign of carved wooden letters spelling "RELAX"
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Donald Trump is a cum dumpster
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Yeah sorry I used to be a cum dumpster but I had a glow up and now I’m a cum ballroom. You’re working with out of date intelligence friend
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Don’t play clit with me bro
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Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look
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‎ @handle.invalid · 02/02/2026
FUCK YOU
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 01/02/2026
that's the spirit (saw a ghost)
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
My life has load screens and the tips are all stuff like Did you know: you can use a shirt as a napkin
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
IS @goof-ycat.bsky.social ABOUT TO POST ROD❓❓🔥🔥
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
riggled like a worm
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
sloppy from the supreme leader
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
best goated moments #38
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
😈 Evil gang
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
hello blue sky
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Mrs Uncle Clit @uncleclit.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Obligatory fuck JK Rowling but this reply immediately made me think "master has given dobby some pussy! He is free from the cuck chair"
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
pov: capitalists when they discover that there is a market for killing someone
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
we've had so many good times over the years. kind of awkward but im going to need them back.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
the trolley opportunity
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
wish i could be part of the herd. just graze on the meadows all day. chilling and shit, munching on some grass.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
im like a incel but for food
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
i have never said a funny thing
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
One year high school debate partner would start every 2AR by screaming ‘BIG MISTAKE’ as loud as he could and I still think about doing that at some point during almost every conversation I have 20 years later
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
i wish i could live in thr trees
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
pouring the coffee the barista just handed to me straight into the tip jar (i had a bad day)
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
why tf should i have to accept defeat? why can’t it accept me for a change?
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
the walking dead be like: hey, i’m walkin here
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julie @stalesnow.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
the walking dead be like: hey, i’m walkin here
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