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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[while eight games are playing at once] bad call! what a bunch of baloney!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they gotta do away with the kickoff entirely. boring injury-ritual fake ass football
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🕸️🎃Lou🎃🕸️ @butchbearking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tears in my eyes
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i can quickly and effortlessly solve puzzles intended for two-year-olds
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Stahlhart @stahlhart6.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Blessed be the Shuten Order 🙏
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shuten Order (Switch) is $39.99 on Amazon amzn.to/4hZVLTi #ad
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: you know, these days, amazon is a whole lot more than just books operator: oh yeah? me: yeah operator: i see. well. did you have an emergency of some kind to report me: no! leave me alone
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danny @protagkun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Stahlhart @stahlhart6.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So no head?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth
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Lux!🔪🎃 @luxlucifer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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VGArtAndTidbits @vgartandtidbits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rush Hour VHS - Half-Life rebate ad (1999).
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago theonion.com/this-here-is-probably-…
‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IHoP Shadow’s Chaos Chocolate Pancakes (2024-2024): A stack of four chocolate pancakes, loaded with chocolate chips and topped with chocolate syrup and whipped cream. You could add a side of onion rings to make them "Sonic Style". Part of a promotional menu celebrating the "Sonic" franchise
Shadow the Hedgehog holds a red jewel and stands, grimacing, next to a stack of chocolate-chocolate chip pancakes topped with whipped cream, against a blue background
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor theonion.com/shelter-dog-just-doesn…
Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation theonion.com/congress-sends-unemplo…
Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
taylor swift attending the chiefs game is proof that music is here to stay
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
lowkey i just killed all innocents

notice how no one died
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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Journeyman Torturer Reaction Video @tabloidsores.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Gozu @gozufucker69.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
getting the late 20s-early30s vc online on a thursday evening
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Stahlhart @stahlhart6.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Grokarina of Time for my birthday what did I do to deserve this.
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Did you know? In The Simpsons: Hit & Run, Homer Must collect all Gems
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
operator: 911, please state your emergency me: for father-son duo deion and shedeur sanders, football is truly a family affair operator: ah interesting! very cool me: what is operator: oh uh, just what you said about them, you know? how they're both– me: i would've invented cars if i was born sooner
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/08/2026
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Breath of the Wild: The Most Retro Game You've Never Heard Of
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Count Zackula @impactzack.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Paige: HOOOOOH my God, Victor did anyone ever tell you that you look like a Greek god I wanna pull off your arms and suck on the fingers. Please don’t wear a shirt ever Victor: I am begging you to talk to me like im a person Drifter after cooking Rem in his apartment:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2026
Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry theonion.com/karoline-leavitt-slams…
Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: alright check this out. you can have as much money as you want, but only in gold bricks. every $1000 weighs one pound and you have to carry it with you at all times operator: well, that just means rich people would get stronger me: fuck
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
before i became a parent i’d always roll my eyes at people who insisted that their kid was getting larger over time, but now i get it. my kid is almost two years old now and i would bet money that he’s bigger than he was when he was born
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i got all my followers by defeating each and every one of them in a debate
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Murdoink @murdoink.com · 08/08/2026
Eminem drinks poison and dies
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Erika Vi-BOO-let 👻 @eriviolet.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hulk when he can’t find his favorite movies
a youtube video called Hulk Lost Media
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
they should make a star wars 2. how about one more trip around the galaxy for old times’ sake. come on
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kris/mneme🌰🐁🎊 @undasura.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
i heard spiderman was there
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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 06/08/2026
Dude Wipes Mascot To Be Part Of Custom TNA Storyline
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Dude Wipes Mascot To Be Part Of Custom TNA Storyline
TNA Wrestling announced a partnership with Dude Wipes. The mascot, Deuce, will be part of a custom TNA storyline.
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Chieftain Keef @lilytboywhocould.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
[unprompted and with no intention of offering a follow-up of any kind] get ready for mlb mayhem
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Monopoly Mermaid Monday @monopolymermaid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
it's gotta be embarrassing to be a shortstop and explain to people what you do. yeah i'm an infielder. no i'm not the guy who throws it. no i don't have my own base. huh? no no, it's totally cool with ballpark security, they told me i can stand out there. hm? no, not "sportstop." shortstop. mhm
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Malinconia Dev Cinopyon @cinopyon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Please lock in #umamusume
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Dizzy 🐧🕊️ @dizzylion.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
…BLT Burger?
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