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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves

@staceyjoy.bsky.social
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Mom. Wife. Copywriter. Potty mouth. Horse girl. Service industry Swiss Army knife. Displaced Chicagoan.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
so what are we replacing HOMES with to remember the Great Lakes? SHAME feels too on the nose but it’s the easiest one
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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Virginia Is For Lovers"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/07/2026
Mamdani: "As we mark 250 years ... we see the wealthiest country -- one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more ... we see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans"
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Looking at what he's done to the People's House (without Congressional approval, of course), I feel equal parts rage & embarrassment for our country. The Midterms can't come soon enough... #Register&VOTE 🌊
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Stevie and I share a birthday. ❤️
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I laughed way too hard at this one
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses 🤓
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Taint @taint9.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Exactly 💯
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Charm City Couillon @diabsoule.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Sweetbabette @sweetbabette.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If only we could all take a WTF day today. “Yes sir, I’m sorry I forgot to bring your second glass of wine. It’s just that I’m worried about the countdown to nuclear war. Again I apologize.”
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Threads drama is like Bravo TV for people who read.
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Okay New Orleans - tell me about your favorite accountant in town because doing taxes is annoying. ❤️
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Hell Baby 🍉 ✊🏾 @champsuperstar.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The youts are already roving the land in packs, hungry for blood and green beer.
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Okay friends - whoooo wants to buddy up for the St. Pats parades?
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 06/03/2026
“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The guy in line behind me at Rouses put the following on the conveyor belt: - a whole spiral-cut ham - a handle of Jack Daniel’s - a big bottle of barefoot White Zin - a bottle of Zing Zang Bloody Mary mix This is not a judgement; I bet this guy’s weekend is gonna kick ass.
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
When your kid is the “Star Student” you spend your weekend coordinating photoshoot with a stuffed gator, writing a fucking essay about said photo shoot, and putting together a collection of family photos and favorite books for him to take to class. And something for show and tell. #parenting
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I had a moment where I thought I might start using Twitter a bunch again… nah.
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
That thing where your kid attempts to pit one parent against another after fake crying for 20 minutes. Unfuckingbelievable.
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
God, I miss Twitter sometimes. Before it got all awful and racist and run by an Epstein sycophant
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Warlord chef’s abuse went unchecked for years, women and ex-workers say. blockclubchi.co/4tINuHj
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Popchinski @6puma.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Just a reminder as we all start to clean up from parades - donate those unwanted throws! Libraries should have drop bins for ARC. Word on street is Uptown WFoods is only recycling what fits in the bins, nothing outside it (they are trashing that!).
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The official GIF of #RexComus
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“The invitations that were issued to…uh…a select few…” To some racists. That’s who. Just saaaay the words. #rexcomus
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The most dangerous game…
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Goddamn the King of Comus mask is fucking awful. Like one of those ventriloquist dummies but somehow more sinister. Ew ew ew. #rexcomus
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mcboingboing @mcboingboing.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
#rexcomus
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
SCHWING! #rexcomus
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“King of Comus is always a mystery.”
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
WHERE ARE THE HEADS?! #rexcomus
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Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Why doesn't Comus parade anymore, Errol? #RexComus
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man and saying `` say it ! say it ! ''
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Saying that Comus is “very secretive” is a choice. Racist and just ashamed enough of public blowback. Call it what it is.
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skooks @skookses.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"please let me go home please let me go home" #RexComus
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I’m legitimately upset that I’ve never thought of this before but I am ALL THE WAY ON BOARD.
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Asst. to Gov. Huey P. Longbody @writtennred.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Here ya go. #RexComus
Rex comus bingo card
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
HEADS #rexcomus
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Dear New Orleans Twitter refugees: See you on the route next week! Xoxo
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
@kyleplaysdrums.bsky.social DUDE. WE ARE BOTH ON THE DAMN GRAIL FLOAT?!
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Stacey Joy: All Curves & Nerves @staceyjoy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Parker’s 6th Birthday party: a saga (Parker is a kid in my son’s Cub Scout troop at school) It was less of a battle and more of a meeting of mercenaries. Free agents meeting on a field, vying for glory. For stuffies. For sugar.
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Sarah Rose @thesarahrose.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Their culture is wearing a mask while abusing sixth graders
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If Books Could Kill @ifbookspod.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
From "Democrats should abandon trans rights" to "I want to have sex with a computer." Wake up, honey, it's the worst takes of the year.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 09/12/2025
All cops
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
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Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 04/12/2025
Americans have been dragged, tackled, beaten, tased and shot by immigration agents. They’ve had their necks kneeled on. They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear. At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
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More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days.
The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 04/12/2025
I'm at the combination
a combination urgent care and taco bell
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 04/12/2025
These are so good
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