Sign in

Knight

@st4rb1u3.bsky.social
120 followers 132 following 488 posts

Ell • They/Them • 29 • I post NSFW things • Targaryen Brain Rot

PostsRepliesMedia
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
HELP I PISSED OFF THE WHITE SUPREMACISTS
051
Reposted by Knight
George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Do I need to spell out who this bill is really for?
832070666
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Heeeeeeey people who moved out of their abusive parent's house... How did y'all do that??? Like how'd you find a place? How'd yoy escape without them getting a key to your place? How's you break the news to them? How'd you save up for it?
000
Reposted by Knight
Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Red lightsabers are for the bad guys.
4364848
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Unpopular Fitness Opinion: You don't need to track the calories you eat and eat at a calorie deficit to lose weight.
100
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The federal government expects me to pay taxes and contribute to society, but I can't buy a box of condoms without blushing as red as a fire truck and giggling like a schizophrenic clown who just heard the world's funniest knock-knock joke. Put me out of my misery already.
110
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Dumb pet peeve of mine, but I hate when shops online market themselves as "Midwestern" but then they're all the way in Wisconsin. Baby, you're in the North. You wanna market your shop as "Midwestern" you gotta be in heart of the Corn Belt.
020
Reposted by Knight
Atticus Finch (of Georgia) @atticus59914029.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
1945: LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS! 2025: Whatevs.
1025738
Reposted by Knight
Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Roses are red Violets are blue
24686098413409
Reposted by Knight
George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Elon either can’t do math, or he can’t pass civics.
A tweet from Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) responding to a post by Elon Musk (@elonmusk).

Ron Filipkowski’s tweet reads:
"Two-thirds vote to convict. 100 Senators. 60 is not two-thirds."

Below it is a screenshot of Elon Musk’s tweet, which says:
"This is a judicial coup.
We need 60 senators to impeach the judges and restore rule of the people."
3913186321
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I blocked that barstool whatever account on TikTok and now my FYP is nothing but Survivor clips. I ain't mad, just curious how the algorithm landed on that for me.
020
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I've got that dawg* in me! *Lego autism
020
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Thinking about my DnD characters and realizing none of them are actually all that serious. Even my "serious" character has a comedic relief side kick. I feel like this says a lot about me.
120
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
So tired of this world, man. I saw a post on TikTok talking about a type of harmless fungi that eats ethanol vapors, known as Whiskey Fungus. Cool, right? It's eating a byproduct of fermentation at distilleries and junk, yeah? Everyone is fear mongering the harmless, drunk fungi. I hate it here!
140
Reposted by Knight
Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The First Amendment 1789 -2025
341473432
Reposted by Knight
Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
mew in a bubble
Screenshot of Mew in the Pokémon anime floating in a bubble under the blue water with sunlight poking through the surface
111994383
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
030
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Won a goblin battle by killing a goblin with a Searing Smite via thigh clap. I have a flare for the insane.
020
Reposted by Knight
George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
It’s borderline criminal.
28554840615200
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I don't care what y'all say, he makes mutton chops look good! Need him carnally.
060
Reposted by Knight
Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
15249608626501
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
So, since we're officially going into a Depression because of Trump, who wants to plant war-time victory gardens?
110
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Everyone likes to talk about media from their childhood, but I never see people talk about shows like Unbeatable Banzuke, or the original Japanese version of Ninja Warrior, or Solitary. Where's the G4 love at?
010
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
To whoever is reading my Klance omegaverse fics on AO3 in the yesr of our lord 2025... I see you, and I love that for you.
000
Reposted by Knight
possSCREAM @possqueen.dev · 03/03/2025
people think its an issue that the shrek 5 teaser has an in-universe version of tiktok. this is the same franchise that had simon cowell playing himself in an american idol dvd extra
812023
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
AITA for already having birthday plans with my best friend, because my family waited until 2 weeks out to ask me what I want to do for my birthday?
110
Reposted by Knight
R.L. Stollar @rlstollar.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
😅
A comic of a person holding a cat and saying, "Who's my widdle fluffy wuffy? My angel pumpkin pie cinnamon roll... My last beacon of light in this cold, miserable world... My little kitty witty..." Comic by Sad Girl Pop.
1166981
Reposted by Knight
George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
If it walks like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi, and salutes like a Nazi… Keep the online pressure up, friends. And boycott Tesla. Find out more about local protests at teslatakedown.com
2590298786325
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Quote with your favorite Pokémon
media.tenor.com
a cartoon drawing of a wave crashing on a cliff
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a wave crashing on a cliff
020
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Not my home, but I know my way around.
020
Reposted by Knight
NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller April 15,1938
FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

HEY! - HOW COME YA WON'T LET ME HANG OUT WIT' YA ANY MORE ?

BECAUSE I'M A NURSE NOW--- MINDING BABIES IS MY BUSINESS---I HAVE
NO TIME FOR SPOONIN
HERE'S

( SLUGGO IS BROKEN HEARTED )

HERE’S ME DOUGH! - - - 
I WANTCHA TO MIND ME 
ALL AFTERNOON!!

( SLUGGO IS DRESSED IN BABY CLOTHES)
1850930
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Slava Ukraini!
010
Reposted by Knight
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/02/2025
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office. ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
113717076812439
Reposted by Knight
George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Why is this not surprising?
comicsands.com
Trump Caught Openly Instructing Fox Reporter To Say Cabinet Meeting Was 'Unbelievable'
Because of course.
40165641352
Reposted by Knight
Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Don’t buy today. Give the greedheads a taste of their own medicine.
1443600746613
Reposted by Knight
NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 27,1958
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

I'M MAD AT IRMA- - - 
I CHALLENGED HER TO A DUEL

A REAL DUEL ??

YES- -  -
I'M GOING TO BUY THE WEAPONS

SIGN IN SHOP
WINDOW-
SALE!
50c
WHIPPED CREAM
DISPENSERS

MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THIS DUEL AS PLEASANT AS POSSIBLE 

( NANCY HAS BOUGHT TWO CANS OF WHIPPED CREAM FOR THE DUEL WITH IRMA)
1167338
Reposted by Knight
Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
5 days left to take a Quest Sprout home: www.makeship.com/products/lev...
6119658
Reposted by Knight
George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Everything is a joke to him.
comicsands.com
Elon Musk Chuckles About 'Accidentally' Canceling Ebola Prevention Funding During Trump Cabinet Meeting
It's just a joke to him.
4423216500
Reposted by Knight
Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This doesn’t exist and will literally save $0
41765710711920
Reposted by Knight
lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating
2389709774
Reposted by Knight
George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The BBC is quite correct.
BBC News report featuring a photo of Elon Musk in a dark suit and white shirt, sitting with his hands clasped, against a blurred background with logos. The headline reads: 'REPORT: Elon Musk is wasting everyone’s time and money, and serves no real purpose,' with the BBC News logo in the top right corner.
483158342960
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The 12-3-30 workout is actually pretty decent, and I say that as someone with joint issues in my legs and is severely out of shape. Been doing it for 8 days (only counting gym days) and I've already improved my endurance, and the gym is becoming a habit at this point. 10/10 would recommend.
020
Reposted by Knight
Harry Potter @handle.invalid · 25/02/2025
Happy 39th Birthday Oliver and James Phelps! Thanks for being our perfect Weasley twins! 🎂 🥳
0376
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I explained to my coworkers who are super into fitness that I have to be careful at the gym because I am prone to joint subluxation and injury when weight lifting, and have existing injuries in my knee, hips, back, feet, and shoulders. I'm also prone to dizzy spells and near fainting.
120
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Show me your comfort characters. There is a theme here.
220
Knight @st4rb1u3.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Been wanting that since I was 13, actually.
011