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The trials and tribulations of Katie; a tragedy in 97 acts she/her. old as shit

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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
has she taken him with her because she knows he can’t survive without her? 😫😫
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
so now it’s hucklerobby going through the ringer, rabbot enjoying soft domesticity and buddie need to get. it. together. izzy suffers perpetually but mostly due to the idiots he chose to let in his life
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
seen three people ask why robby’s not wearing a helmet and did you see s1 of the pitt?
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Frog🦄 Joe Meek fanboy & local daddy fucker 🏳️‍🌈🦇⚰️💕🌸🎀 @frooogscream.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Screenshot from Rhys Darby as Stede Bonnet and and Con O’Neill as Izzy Hands in s2 of our flag means death standing at the beach, menacingly glaring at each other and with their swords crossed. A speech bubble is drawn from both their mouths to a tumblr post reading:”I will suck his cock voraciously but I will never respect him”
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
i’m not scanning my face to open my dms
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
have progressed to angst sometimes but they’re still living a soft, happy life. what will the next 4 months bring?
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
obsessed with them #idiot4idiot #buddie
passage from a buddie fanfic
““I am a prime example of the peak male specimen,” Buck says proudly, gesturing to his broad torso. “And I have an iron gut.”

“You pulled a back muscle tying your shoes yesterday,” Eddie denounces him immediately, giving him a sideways glance. “And you can’t even eat banana peppers because they make your iron gut hurt.” 

Buck glares at him. “I could bang two pans together right now and ruin your entire day.”

“Don’t,” Eddie breathes, already wincing as he pictures the noise bleeding into his ears, into his pounding skull. 

Buck chuckles, but thankfully does not reach for the pans. “
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
at the point in my 9-1-1 rewatch where athena has got the antidote and i don’t think i can do it. watching peepaw die, buck cry, chim’s spiral, athena lose another love. too hard for today, i’ll just watch buddie edits on tt instead #911onabc
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
#stizzy real
Screenshot of Izzy and Stede looking at each other during the S2E5 training. Screenshot of a tumblr text post is over Izzy saying: While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.
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Ari 💙💜🩷 @tht-aquarius.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Good morning friends! I saw this and wanted to cry because of how sweet it is 😭
seeing people on twitter call buck "clifford the big red bisexual" and remembering clifford only grew so big because he was loved so hugely and unconditionally by emily elizabeth. and thinking about twinky lonely season one buck who'd just joined the 118. versus big beautiful beefcake season 8 buck after nearly a decade with bobby, hen, and chim, with his sister, with eddie and chris. so yeah, clifford the big red bisexual growing and growing and growing because their love for him is so damn big.
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🏝️T🏝️ just enjoying Izzy Hands @drunkonsmut.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
this would have been the perfect version of s2, as the long running sitcom it should have been. "Episode 23: Stede and Izzy escape Tortuga (Ed tries candy making, with Fang!)"
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Sera! @seraphknights.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
this moment truly has everything it's peak stizzy
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
oh god, is it over?? Con’s handwriting tattooed on my arse must have broken the spell 🤣
managing feeds in bluesky, moved 911 feeds above ofmd feeds
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
has buck got new tattoos?? #911onabc #buckbuckley
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
taylor lakes is the javid denkins of 2025
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Indigo @indigo-key.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
floofy baby stede to christen the new year 🥰 (trying out corel painter and omggg I can’t believe I haven’t used this earlier. I always struggled with digital painting as someone who is much stronger in traditional oil painting, but this program felt almost seamless. highly recommend 💕)
Portrait of a young Stede. His hair is a mop of curls (based on Rhys Darby’s hair as a youth) and he wears a slate colored coat and light blue button-down shirt.
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
silver linings
dvd of the lilac bus
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Edward's signature is X cos it remains the same, regardless of his identity: Blackbeard, Edward Teach, Jeff the accountant And that's why he tattooed it on Izzy's face. No matter who Ed is, Izzy is his. :)
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Kizzy Basilica Meow @kizzymeow.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Have you see him today? Now you have.
Con O'Neill selfie with the sun setting (or rising) behind him.
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Look who's back! Things that happened at Basingstoke: * Roughly 500 extra people were let in, making the building dangerously overcrowded * Armed police turned up because people were allowed in with realistic weapons * Celeb guests straight up left because there was insufficient security
Screenshot of an email from Basingstoke Comic Con:

"We wanted to say a big thank you for joining us at Basingstoke Comic Con. We know the event had its fair share of challenges, and we want to assure you that we’ve listened carefully to your feedback.

That’s why our brand-new event, Comic Con Connections, has been designed from the ground up to deliver the comic con experience you’ve been waiting for: bigger, smoother, and more enjoyable than ever before.

As a thank you for supporting us, we’re delighted to offer you:

FREE entry tickets to Comic Con Connections*
(with the purchase of any TICKET EXTRA)**"
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
when i tell you i have nothing respectful to say after that ig story, fucking hell 🔥🔥
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Yaz☀︎ @yaz113.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Mary Bonnet standing over a sleeping Stede Bonnet:
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
i’ve not seen him for a while, and it’s Conathan’s birthday. here he is IZZY HANDS
izzy hands leaning in a doorway looking like he’d like to fuck stede bonnet through the floor
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Our Flag Means Fanfiction Podcast @ourflagmeansfanfic.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Happy Birthday Con O'Neill. @radicalhysteria.bsky.social @ringasunn.bsky.social @perilousnwicked.bsky.social and Tessa made you something. #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
petty for life
bucktommy and tommykinard tags muted on my bsky feed because i cannot deal with him
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
honestly Kristian’s news has me interested in ofmd again. i was really flagging for a minute there. mere weeks after getting the old man’s handwriting tattooed on my arse 🤣 (con fan for life tho)
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😈🔞 imp @improperdepression.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
harboring evil stizzy thoughts again
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Ed & Izzy get so tied up with each other in public (which quickly leads to making out & foreplay which has almost turned into public sex more than once) that the crew has a dumping water on them policy, like they're a pair of noisy shagging cats
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Sera! @seraphknights.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I know we've said this before but izzy's character design is sooooo good. The puffy sleeves? iconic.
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
absolutely amazing news
kristian nairn announcement for taking part in strictly come dancing 2025
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
spent all day yesterday engrossed in tts of jesus christ superstar at the hollywood bowl, it’s incredible
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
the fanfic holy grail
except from a fanfic, dark mode, ao3

“oh.

oh fuck.”
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
is there anything more traumatic than buying jeans? (yeah i know but it’s still annoying)
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Yaz☀︎ @yaz113.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Good morning youtu.be/nn_0zPAfyo8?...
youtu.be
Taylor Swift – august (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by TaylorSwiftVEVO
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
*adds The Subway to all my playlists
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
s2ep4 Eddie’s sad bedroom vs Christopher’s colourful room is taking me out this morning 😭 #911onabc #buddie
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
oooh the girls are fighting on tumblr
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
i’ve never had an original thought in my life, just reading the new top pairing (maybe, they might be #2 actually)
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
and OFMD fics fell something like 87 places in the top ships of 2025 up to now? 🥺
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
how is there a fandom’s people’s princess and it’s not Izzy Hands? (different show) it doesn’t make sense!!
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Fuck Yeah Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill gives the best hugs! ❤😊) @fuckyeahizzyhands.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
❤ #IzzyHands
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
did we break bookmarks again?
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idk |🏴‍☠️♠️ Ed Teach ♡ Izzy Hands IDST 🦄⚔🦈 @blowupchickens.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I have many opinions but how hard David Jenkins fell in love with Izzy Hands & Con O'Neill is the real ofmd love story
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Ssshhhkw @ssshhhkw.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
IZZY HANDS
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