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@ssritrek.bsky.social
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He/him. Sometimes comics maker. Union liker. Mediocre painter of little guys. Habitual blocker.

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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 4h
A reminder for those at the back.
A redraw of the i nice panel from Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, where Batman snaps a rifle in two over his knee.

He says "THIS is the weaponnof the enemy. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it."

I've replace the rifle with a plank of wood labelled "AI Slop"
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 3h
Imagine being your father’s greatest sin when he also killed some children and Vic Morrow with a helicopter.
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 3h
Only one way to find out.
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 6h
They're going to kill us all to build a beach resort.
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 5h
It was fun to daydream about, at least.
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 17h
Marama from 2025. Second banger of 2026's October. A movie where the villain is colonialism and a reminder that for a large portion of the planet, they are already living in a post-apocalyptic future. Just fuckin' watch it. 4.5 out of 5 dead colonizers
main character of film doing a haka in a blood red dress
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 20h
Dan Ryan fucking sucks.
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Steve Lieber --> Bedrock City Comic Con @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Frank Frazetta shirtless outside in an armchair, posing with his palette and the original art for the Fire & Ice poster. Behind him Eleanor Frazetta poses in a bikini on a Honda dirtbike.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Janet says "fun fact: Columbus is in the bad place. Because of all the raping, slave trade and genocide"
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Community Protection Broadcast @cpb.works · 12/10/2026
PSA: Oregon has been voting by mail, statewide, since 1993 From that time to present day, 38 criminal convictions for voter fraud were recorded between 2000 and 2019, during which approximately 60.9 million ballots were cast. That’s 0.00006% Oregon has never had an election fraud problem.
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🪨 Geop! 🪨 @mrgeop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The latest issue of Brutus, a Japanese style magazine, is devoted to dogs. Features include menswear writer @wdavidmarx.bsky.social and his dog, tips on coordinating outfits with your dog, and guides to Japan’s best dog-friendly restaurants and parks.
Menswear writer David Marx is reading a book while his dog is standing in the foreground. A feature on how to coordinate outfits with your dog. A feature on places in Japan to take your dog, including parks, restaurants, and recreation centers. A feature on cafes, bookstores, and bars with resident dogs.
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Starry Daddy ✨ @stardaddy64.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You know what happens when you don’t use reference
Medieval bad taxidermy lion
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Jessica Wranosky @jessicawranosky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is elder abuse, and it needs to go to court.
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Jenn Manley Lee @jennmanleylee.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Terrornauts from 1967. Relatively toothless low budget sci-fi that begs to be watched at 2 AM. You're either in the mood to watch something like this or you aren't. Now I wanna watch Green Slime. 2.75/5 skull caps with wires hot glued to them
A woman stands in a valley. There are two ... moons? Sure.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12/10/2026
Make space enough between you.
A license plate that says: “KER NING”
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DJ MR. MOM @djmrmom.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Every single goddamn word of this. Fuck PPS admin. Fuck "Chiefs for Change." Double-fuck the push to privatize schools. Keep our schools open--it's our goddamned money!
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
entropy is in the very nature of all things, yet still i desire to read your horny posts
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He just like me fr
Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is this supposed to discourage me from seeing the movie?
Olivia Colman re-enacts the Kama Sutra with a sentient basket
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker from 1981. I've been seeing this movie's poster since the 80's and finally got around to it. Take a drink every time Bo Svenson's cop says a slur or is a piece of shit and you'll die. 2.85/5 Baby Bill Paxtons
Butcher Baker Nightmare Maker poster
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
She Will from 2021 A well done "good for her" witch movie, which is one of my favorite genres. A little too slick, but built around an amazing performance from Alice Krige. 3.5/5 peat bogs
Alice Krige looking like a 50's star with a head wrap and maybe fur coat.
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I knew nothing walking into it and it is definitely top shelf. And I have *feelings* about hearing so much Irish. I almost did my ranking out of nails but I knew there had to be seven.
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Part of what's going to sit with me after watching this one was that there were so few men in it. The menace came from folk horror and grief. No men leering through the windows. The widow's husband has a sliver of screen time and wasn't a villain. More horror movies that don't center men, please.
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Frewaka from 2024. The first Certified Banger of this year's run. A great folk horror movie that knows to imply more than it shows. The impact when big things happen hits so much harder thanks to that. Great performances (mostly in Irish) from the two female leads. 4.5/5 glowing red crosses
masculine kid with red hair wearing an old man mask over top half of face. People to left and right in tied off sheets and emrboidery. You can't see their forms, but their movement makes it clear there are people inside.
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
People are discussing how Halloween candy is so terrible these days. A reminder that alot of the candy we eat is made with women’s prison labor. Russell Stover’s factory in Kansas busses in 150 women a day via a convict leasing program to staff their candy factory.
Russell Stover has begun using prison labor to make candy in
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A Russell Stover candy factory in Kansas has begun hiring incarcerated workers through a work release program, Eoin Higgins reports in his newsletter, The Flashpoint. About 150 women are bussed in from the Topeka Correctional Facility and paid $14 an hour, but the prison keeps some of their wages for room and board, taxes, transportation, and other expenses. When all is said and done, they take home less than $6 per hour. These deductions are high, but elsewhere in the country, they're even higher: In our May series on prison
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let the Corpses Tan from 2017. A throwback to stylish 70's Italian crime thrillers. I don't know that this should qualify, but it's on Shudder so that means it automatically counts. I'm kind of a sucker for the films this is cribbing from. Beautiful. A bit nonsensical. 3.5/5 gold bars
middle aged man holds gun at camera. middle aged woman smokes. Mediterranean scene behind them.
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
God of Frogs from 2026. For a moment I didn't think the stories were connected because they gave the dates of 1994 and 2019 and I knew things happened in 25 year cycles and then I was like "ooooooohhhh ... fuck." Very silly movie. It doesn't quite balance that as well as I'd like. 2/5 ribbits
A giant frog monster thingy in a green hallway.
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 10/10/2026
A Multnomah County judge ordered Councilor Dan Ryan to preserve evidence on his personal phone until an ongoing public records lawsuit is resolved. “This is not a game of cat and mouse," Judge David Rees said. "There are some indications that those games are being played, and it has to stop today."
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Portland Councilor Dan Ryan Must Preserve All Phone Records, Court Says - Portland Mercury
A Multnomah County judge on Friday granted a preliminary injunction requiring Portland City Councilor Dan Ryan to preserve evidence on his personal phone and other devices until an ongoing public reco...
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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pnwpolicyangel aka Angelita 👼 @pnwpolicyangel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s wild that no other media outlet besides the Mercury is covering the Dan Ryan text saga…like, these lobbyists were calling councilors of color racial epithets. They called me a burrito. Meanwhile there were ten million stories about daddy gate, but crickets on this? Disparity in standards
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hour and twenty one minutes long but feels like three days ass movie
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this song is my actual review youtu.be/8MuP8w-0O24?...
youtu.be
I Paid My Money
YouTube video by Fear Of Pop - Topic
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't know if I'll get to 31 horror movies this October, but I'll give it a go. Watched my first one today, so I'm a bit behind. 1981's Don't Go in the Woods. Very generic and paper thin slasher with nothing that approaches characters or motivations. Interesting soundtrack. 1.5/5 stars
a deranged guy with shaggy hair, a beard, tattered clothes, and some beads over his face
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I did a little work on my second Big Mek Dakkarig. The head is from the Big Mek kit and the left jaw is cut away because it’s pressed into the shoulder on its original kit, so I had to build it out and got to thinking about what else I could add. My first Dakkarig included to compare.
Gray plastic, partially assembled Big Mek Dakkarig with Big Mek yelling head. Jae has been filled in with green stuff, a detail added to shoulder with green stuff, and horns added to the front with green stuff.Big Mek Dakkarig in Evil Sunz red. KUNNIN written backwards on the side. Squig eye drawn on front panel.Big Mek Dakkarig in Evil Sunz red. BRUTAL written on the side. Squig eye drawn on front panel.Detail of Big Mek Dakkarig pilot. Red and white checkered flag over his head.
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It really is.
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Because of this I ate a Costco cauliflower crust pizza for lunch.
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Hannah Bowman @hannahnpbowman.com · 09/10/2026
Our city can't afford services because we're spending all our money on policing and lawsuits and settlements related to policing (this was always the point of "Defund the Police"):
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can’t imagine an act I’d want to try to follow less than Kathy Bates in Misery. How do you top that?
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 681: "Gonzo's tech guy"
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every product and website is stupid now.
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Vampire Motorcycle Buyer @ssritrek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love that Couchsurfing decided to start pestering me with marketing emails so I could remember I made an account in 2012 and never used it. Had to go to my computer to log in because on mobile it wouldn't let me get to the page to delete my account without giving them payment information first.
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 06/10/2026
"this wouldn't have existed without AI anyway, it's not taking away any potential jobs or opportunities" if you do not have the willingness or drive to make something without AI, then it shouldn't exist AI is built off of stolen labor. Want art? Do or fund the labor.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
nah it was just a casual relationship
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Community Protection Broadcast @cpb.works · 07/10/2026
Don’t rank Clark, Novick, or Zimmerman.
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