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Adventure Mammal

@sspiffyblue.bsky.social
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Former amateur racer - now corner marshal, retired from a poop plant, costumer, bearded fat guy.

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People say if you want to do something at a certain time every day, start giving your cat a treat at that time. Within a week, the cat will know that time and remind you. Loudly.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So, by Kash Patel's logic, the rich guys on Epstien's island who were raping young girls were the victims.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just finished a pretty darned good but strange first contact story called "Eight Arms to Hold Me" by Joshua Mertz. Highly recommend it.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@tkingfisher.com talked about the Crab Hacker Barnacle at the #HugoAwards and within minutes, is it was the top Google search starting with "crab"
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
People: Eat all natural, all this artificial crap is what's killing you. Also people: What the fuck, every week it's a new foodborne illness!! Friends, comrades? Those foodborne illnesses? Are the most natural state food comes in. Half the artificial shit we do to food was initially to avoid them.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Taco Bell was a victim, not the cause. www.threads.com/@acedurrani/...
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Owais Durrani (@acedurrani) on Threads
A recall means they have to chase the product down and pull it back, not just stop shipping new bags. Why it matters: this lettuce didn’t only go to Taco Bell. It came out of one facility in Guana...
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
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Larry Houston @larrytoons54.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It's that simple.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Oysters. I've tried them every way I can think of and just can't. But oyster sauce is yummy.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
One for the #birders
Photo of a large boob mostly covered with a multi-color bikini top with tree bottom exposed. Below said boob is a tattoo of the feet of a Blue-Footed Boobie.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
In March, @tkingfisher.com released Wolf Worm. And now in June, this. I could craft a conspiracy theory around this.
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Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Our housing is open. If you are still in need of a room for the convention, please consider the Marriott as we still have a number of rooms available for you and/or your family. It is across the plaza from the Hilton and is designated as our quiet hotel. Go here to reserve: www.lacon.org/hotel
Front of Anaheim Marriott hotel
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 28/05/2026
None of this would be happening if Kamala Harris were president. None of it. And we fucking told you so.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
And let’s not forget the writers, producers and crew who also made the Late Show what it was and who have lost their jobs because our president is a thin-skinned thug who deeply fears the ridicule he so richly deserves.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 16/05/2026
Step 1: find a trans person of the opposite gender. Step 2: both go to the Texas detransition clinic and ask for hormones of your assigned sex at birth to undo the damage of gender ideology. Step 3: swap your free hormones with your trans homie. Step 4: transition.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is the guy who threw the rock at the monk seal in Hawaii. Don't go say hi to him. Igor Mykhaylovych Lytvynchuk 26408 200th Ave SE, Covington, WA 98042
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I'm at the race track waving flags at racecars this weekend. I used the porta-potty and pushed the lever on the hand sanitizer dispenser. In return I got a nice dollop of sanitizer along with a small spider. Said spider did not survive being dunked in sanitizer.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
READ DIGGER! Seconded.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Become ungovernable.
A row of 5 yellow Peeps with a hot dog on their backs. A squiggle of yellow mustard is on the hot dog.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Wow, SpaceX really spoiled us with live video. #Artemis #NASA
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Today I learned a meaning of 'warble' I didn't know before. Thanks @tkingfisher.com, gotta go wash for an hour or so.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 30/03/2026
Louder for the people in the back. www.theverge.com/report/90181...
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I had cataract surgery 6 years ago and don't need glasses unless I'm doing close-up work (old) or trying to see details far away (astigmatism.) I still reach up to take my glasses off when I go to bed.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Not that I'm feeling old or anything today, but I seem to remember when the Dead Sea was just a bit under the weather.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Authors editors, and test readers of Bluesky, a friend has almost finished her first fantasy novel and has asked me to be an alpha reader for her. What do you look for when doing this?
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 20/03/2026
This is a fabulous interview with @tkingfisher.com! Everybody should read it. (And I saw whut you did thar, mon ami. Thanks very much!) ☺️ www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/books/re…
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T. Kingfisher Says Spite Is the Ideal Inspiration
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 19/03/2026
promises made promises kept
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Jury Finds Afroman Songs Mocking Ohio Cops Too Hilarious to Be Illegal
Here is what happens when cops cross a professional entertainer with plenty of time, a sizable social media following, a sense of humor, and a smooth baritone
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Fella 🦝 @debread.yeen.town.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2026
Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭
My huge yoshi plush wearing flight safety equipment with graham crackers and jack daniels
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Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It's now obvious that the regime was comically unprepared for the possibility that Iran would fight back. In fairness, they're used to dealing with the Democrats.
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Los Angeles Worldcon @laworldcon.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Hotel reservations for LAcon V are now live! Make your reservations here: www.lacon.org/hotel All room party inquiries should be directed to parties@lacon.org. 🎉
Hilton Anaheim Hotel front of building Anaheim Marriott front of building
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I think if the Ayatollah had gone to Epstien's island with FOTUS, he'd be alive now.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I've gotten to the age where I always know what day of the week it is. It's printed right there on my pill minder.
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nic❄️le @nicoleamurray.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
once and a while i like to share my favorite photo of all time
Photo taken from a passenger car window showing a man wearing full camo biking along side the road. the bike is towing a dead deer, indicating the man is a hunter. in the background there is a burger king parking lot wherein a man is throwing up next to a car.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
People on Florida-registered speedboat open fire on Cuban patrol in Cuban waters. 4 killed. www.reuters.com/world/cuba-s...
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Cuba says it killed 4, wounded 6 from Florida-based speedboat that opened fire
Cuban forces killed four people and wounded six others aboard a Florida-based speedboat that entered Cuban waters on Wednesday and opened fire on a Cuban patrol, the Cuban government said at a time of...
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
And if you prefer to work before and after the con do you can enjoy all that out had to offer, come a couple of days early and work Move In/Move Out (MIMO.) You'll learn a lot about how the con is run.
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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You are not going to replicate WoW You are not going to replicate Minecraft You are not going to replicate Fortnite Please, I'm begging you, stop trying to replicate other people's past success. They can't replicate it themselves.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Please let this be true! www.loudersound.com/news/william...
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Star Trek actor William Shatner is releasing an all-star heavy metal album featuring Zakk Wylde, Ritchie Blackmore and more, because you try and tell him not to
Captain Kirk is set to cover Black Sabbath, Judas Priest and Iron Maiden and uncork some hard-hitting originals
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This is worse than the dog offing.
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Sylessae @sylessae.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Throwback to something worth repeating.
A screenshot of a tweet that says: Your art will betray you. It will look better in your head than on paper. It will make you feel untalented some days. Love it anyway. Because one day, it will also surprise you, fulfill you, and remind you why you started.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Hey @nbcnews.com , why did you cut the crowd booing when the camera cut to Vance during the #Olympics opening ceremony? I watched it live on CBC (live VS recorded; a different complaint) and know it happened, but you whitewashed (or would that be orangewashed?) it for US viewers.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'm watching the Olympics Opening Ceremony on Canadian TV. It's very ... Italian. #Olympics
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Possibly one of the best lines ever in a book. "I may be a city boy, but I'm fairly certain that the greasy purple and red squishy bits are supposed to stay inside the sheep" Foxglove Summer by Ben Aaronovitch
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 28/01/2026
I post this link merely as a cultural curiosity and not so that anyone could print one if, say, whistles were banned. Obviously that would be wrong.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.
A cold-stunned green iguana on a sidewalk with the text at the bottom, "FAKING IGUANAS
STUNNED IGUANA SPOTTED IN CHARLOTTE HARBOR AS RECORD LOW TEMPERATURES SWEEP SWFL"
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Today in history. www.history.com/this-day-in-...
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Boston shocked by deadly molasses flood | January 15, 1919 | HISTORY
Fiery hot molasses floods the streets of Boston on January 15, 1919, killing 21 people and injuring scores of others....
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Picture of an opossum in typical threat pose (mouth open, probably hissing) with the text, "happy new year but also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Who thought the leopard would eat our faces? www.thetravel.com/canadian-tou...
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U.S. State That Abandoned Canadian Tourists Tries Again As Canada’s Travel Boycott Hits The Holidays
One state abandoned tourism campaigns in Canada in the summer. Now, it's trying to break Canada's U.S. travel boycott in time for the holidays.
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Adventure Mammal @sspiffyblue.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Could have just sent @sonney.com www.threads.com/@tactical.bu...
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=( •ו)= (@tactical.burrito) on Threads
Update on the chicken: owner isn't really interested in coming to get her so called animal control. Apparently my town is too small for animal control, so the police dept is going to handle it. I gues...
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