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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So this is 100% leading to more device lore, right?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No joke, Moral OCD was ruining my life and making me unbearably despondent, but I've been able to get through it by "Larry Daviding," where any time I do something less than noble, I play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme in my head and accept the comedy of my pettiness.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
JK Rowling’s debilitating need for control over her intellectual properties are not only the natural cause for her disdain of fan fiction but also the reason why Harry Potter has never had a ttrpg.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s been said before, but I hate hate HATE that we are living in a cyberpunk dystopia without even getting the cool aesthetics.
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ian @iantothemax.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
the "when the race war is happening and I gotta kill tony hawk" wesley snipes crying meme edited to replace "race" with "AI" and "tony hawk" with "professor layton"
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hate living in the cyberpunk future. Please let me leave.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Scrolling on your phone while using a urinal is psychotic behavior
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normal well-adjusted human being @rhymeswithk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
an edited picture of the beatles wearing shirts saying "j, r, p, g" spelling JRPG
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A Jewish man says "our mohel called in sick. Now who's gonna cut off all these foreskins?" Another Jewish man notices a passer-by from the East and says "what luck! it's a wandering ronin."
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We live in an unjust universe
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Man, doing art is way harder on a deadline
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Honestly, their biggest mistake is thinking that Americans will side with the government over Taco Bell. Talk about not knowing your constituents.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m just saying, if you’re old enough that falling puts you in the hospital you maybe shouldn’t have political power.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Chester Cheetah has eaten from the tree of knowledge and is now ashamed of his nudity.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A whole movie that is just an elaborate set up to show The Undertaker throwing Mankind off the Hell in a Cell at the end entirely out of context
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Love that my local Taco Bell gives me enough hot sauce to be considered generational wealth
A Taco Bell quesadilla served with a dozen hot sauce packets
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Oh no I think I might love Chicago
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
New favorite response just dropped on the everything app
A meme of Pope Leo holding a baseball bat with the text, “Delete this AI Slop.”
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So that first chapter of Berserk where Guts is uncharacteristically fucking a demon lady is absolutely just Miura riffing on Conan the Barbarian, right?
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I’d like to make clear that when I said Noel’s dad was nigh bulletproof I was speaking metaphorically
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 09/05/2025
Happy Piccolo Day to all who observe
"Therefore every May 9th will be celebrated as Piccolo Day"
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I’ve never gone to karaoke, but I’ve played a lot of Rock Band
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Chris Sims @theisb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Romrade.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I imagine Noel’s dad with Bryan Cranston’s voice, more Hal than Walter, a mess of a man who nonetheless understands himself very well and is thus nigh bulletproof.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Listen, (flips hat backwards) I’m gonna tell you about another dude who went to trade school: Jesus Christ
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
If there is one thing I am sad about technology killing, it is theatrical rereleases.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Starting a fire is gender affirming care
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The Wikipedia page for "high five" is pretty great
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
THERE WE GO bsky.app/profile/inkd...
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
A little guy in a weird, slimy glass. A post-it note says “HOMUNCULUS - Do NOT let out”
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Just kind of had an impromptu trilogy viewing of Shin Godzilla, Shin Ultraman, and Shin Kamen Rider, all in one day. Could write a damn essay about what’s going on here.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Bryn is watching Oldboy. He knows nothing about it. I’m so excited.
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a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
A little hard coming back to Minnesota after living on a beach for four days, but I’m glad to be home.
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Making a bunch of copies of my comics for the zinefest tomorrow, and oh my god, I did not realize folding so much paper would be so rough on my fingers
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Finally saw Sinners and am absolutely kicking myself over not seeing it in theaters. Give it all the awards, it was so good.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Oh no, I barely glimpsed some cowboy media and now my brain is telling me to play Red Dead Redemption
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Damn, Wonder Man is horribly relatable
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Lots of cool dragon ball news this week, wish my friend Tony was here to see it
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Happy to say that I am the inaugural Wet Boys Sumo Champion
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Chris Sims @theisb.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Oh, I know this one: They're stupid and don't understand things.
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samuelrgreen @samuelrgreen.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
How I am going to greet all of my friends going forward: #njpw
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
It’s crazy that in the 90’s Street Fighter was GI Joe (a sentence that is completely accurate but still feels like I’m having a stroke)
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
incredibly how quickly after the perry expedition that they invented weebs
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Trying to get back into Street Fighter and really remembering why I don’t do online games (it’s cause I suck)
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Rudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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