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Coffee&CannabisClub-𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐊𝐜𝐮𝐟 @coffeecannabisclub.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Turns out if you get good grades and can mask well, they let you white knuckle undiagnosed ADHD & autism until your entire life falls apart
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Where’s my Planet of the Apes mmorpg where I can be a philosopher orangutan earning my living by pointing out the many ways that ape is superior to man
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Working on something
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Time to give my blood away for free like a sucker
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Skydance now owns Nick, Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Comedy Central, and MTV, effectively ending US TV animation as we know it. Countless jobs will be lost, and fewer new shows will be created. An apocalyptic scenario for cartoons, yet it's maybe the 5th-worst thing about the Paramount-WB merger!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tobias funke with his hair plugs
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This poster was at every video store when I was young. Combined with my dad’s love of Star Trek, I was pretty sure it was borg related.
The poster for Species (1995)
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need to make a movie.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching Little Shop of Horrors, and the puppets are still incredible. Why would you ever opt for cg when this is an option?
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So this is 100% leading to more device lore, right?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No joke, Moral OCD was ruining my life and making me unbearably despondent, but I've been able to get through it by "Larry Daviding," where any time I do something less than noble, I play the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme in my head and accept the comedy of my pettiness.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’d assume those are tongues of flame representing the Holy Spirit
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Paul of Tarsus, Pope John XII, René Descartes, Rich Mullins
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
JK Rowling’s debilitating need for control over her intellectual properties are not only the natural cause for her disdain of fan fiction but also the reason why Harry Potter has never had a ttrpg.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This was my exact takeaway after I worked as a teacher in a charter school a couple years back. Left after a month because the whole thing felt like a scam. Those kids deserve so much better.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s been said before, but I hate hate HATE that we are living in a cyberpunk dystopia without even getting the cool aesthetics.
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ian @iantothemax.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
the "when the race war is happening and I gotta kill tony hawk" wesley snipes crying meme edited to replace "race" with "AI" and "tony hawk" with "professor layton"
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hate living in the cyberpunk future. Please let me leave.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Scrolling on your phone while using a urinal is psychotic behavior
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normal well-adjusted human being @rhymeswithk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
an edited picture of the beatles wearing shirts saying "j, r, p, g" spelling JRPG
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A Jewish man says "our mohel called in sick. Now who's gonna cut off all these foreskins?" Another Jewish man notices a passer-by from the East and says "what luck! it's a wandering ronin."
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We live in an unjust universe
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Man, doing art is way harder on a deadline
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ll admit to being buy-curious
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This a first amendment issue
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Meanwhile, at my job
A Nintendo switch 2 playing Golden Sun at my work desk
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Coward
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Honestly, their biggest mistake is thinking that Americans will side with the government over Taco Bell. Talk about not knowing your constituents.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Star Light Zone from Sonic the Hedgehog
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m just saying, if you’re old enough that falling puts you in the hospital you maybe shouldn’t have political power.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Yeah, but, suddenly
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Chester Cheetah has eaten from the tree of knowledge and is now ashamed of his nudity.
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A whole movie that is just an elaborate set up to show The Undertaker throwing Mankind off the Hell in a Cell at the end entirely out of context
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Love that my local Taco Bell gives me enough hot sauce to be considered generational wealth
A Taco Bell quesadilla served with a dozen hot sauce packets
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Bosozokusaurus
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
See, I was blissfully naive and got really excited because I thought they were really going for it, just going off the rails and taking risks. It became quickly apparent that was not the case, but for a couple months there I loved Star Wars the same way I did when I was 6.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Oh no I think I might love Chicago
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
New favorite response just dropped on the everything app
A meme of Pope Leo holding a baseball bat with the text, “Delete this AI Slop.”
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So that first chapter of Berserk where Guts is uncharacteristically fucking a demon lady is absolutely just Miura riffing on Conan the Barbarian, right?
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I’d like to make clear that when I said Noel’s dad was nigh bulletproof I was speaking metaphorically
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 09/05/2025
Happy Piccolo Day to all who observe
"Therefore every May 9th will be celebrated as Piccolo Day"
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This is a terrible way to learn the ultimate WetBoyz must remain nothing but a dream
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If I was on a plague ship I’d definitely live it up
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I’ve never gone to karaoke, but I’ve played a lot of Rock Band
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The Exorsims @theisb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Romrade.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I imagine Noel’s dad with Bryan Cranston’s voice, more Hal than Walter, a mess of a man who nonetheless understands himself very well and is thus nigh bulletproof.
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Shane @ssoehren.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Hell yeah
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