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VL

@squishxsquash.bsky.social
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Look, I’m just happy I can talk at the nothing again without feeling like I’m being squished between the finger and thumb of a crazy person 👀

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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
For the love of everything- drop the damn welcome to Rockville schedule!
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
My love language is giving and showing appreciation.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
A Black man just beat the record for the longest filibuster, defeating the record previously held by a man who filibustered the literal Civil Rights Act. As the time ticked over, Cory Booker announced he did it not out of hatred for who he opposed, but out of love for those who supported him.
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LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I adore my coworker and I’m determined to make her as loopy as me and our boss 😂
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I’m committed to keeping skelly up to season! Helps the argument of never taking her down 😂 also empowered our other spooky neighbors to leave their mini ground-breaker out year round 💕
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Any time we are outside, someone walking by has to yell that they love the giant yard skeleton and they love the season change decor 😂 Mike said a family was like “OMG! IT HAS A CARROT AND EASTER BASKET?!” 😂 workin on some giant bunny ears. Minnesota spring really messed with my st paddy’s plans
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Fuuuck school loans and the gov. I didn’t even wanna go to school for a million years. I HAD to. Yall get what you get. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Of the new ADTR album, I shall state that first hearing of Make It Make Sense had me at full 😵‍💫 in the work parking ramp 😂 and today- Silence fucked me up at 6am. SO GOOD!
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Planning outfits around how far I’m gonna need to adventure for work duties. Across campus? Praying my flats don’t fail me or I’m wearing dudes and I can’t be stopped. I also just ordered SUPER expensive barefoot footwear from the UK so I don’t need to suffer anymore.
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Biggest complaint of being in office and in a higher position- I’m basically forced to be uncomfy. And any small changes for comfort (like on a day I’m doing significant walking)- it’s basically treated like I wore my pajamas. 🤦🏻‍♀️ my legs and feet still hurt from last week. 😅
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I very unheard of thing- I had dinner with just my sibling. We talked, we were chill. It’s weird that it’s taken us til our 20s and 30s, respectively, but that’s a reflection of our upbringing. Still, very happy to have a lovely dinner with them 💕
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/03/2025
Trump’s message to the people of Gaza: “You are DEAD!”
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Mark Hertling @markhertling.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Today’s news: -US pulls intel support from Ukraine (Russia’s request) -US will negotiate w/Hamas -Trade war: US, Can, Mex, China -Macron debates nuclear use -Germany suggests preparing for war now -China breaches US Treasury systems -Disease outbreaks in Africa (DRC) & 6 S.America countries.
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Rep. Dan Goldman @repdangoldman.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Without Congressional action, the World Trade Center Health Program will begin denying care for 9/11 survivors & first responders. Unacceptable. I joined NY colleagues in introducing a bill to secure permanent funding for WTCHP, so those impacted get the help they deserve.
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Goldman, Garbarino, Gillibrand, Schumer, Nadler, Kean Introduce Bipartisan Legislation to Fix World Trade Center Health Program Funding Shortfall
Washington, DC – Congressman Dan Goldman (NY-10), Congressman Andrew Garbarino (NY-02), Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY), Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY), Congressman Jerry Nadler (NY-12)...
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📿 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓖𝓾𝓵𝓪𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓖𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓭 📿 @fromgulagtogilead.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I know people who cheer for cutting social programs—not to save money, but because they believe some lives just aren’t worth saving. Social Darwinism with a eugenics twist isn’t rare. That warning bell rang before, but when cruelty gets the green light, it spreads fast.
A digital graphic contrasts the expectation vs. reality of Social Darwinism. The left side ("EXPECTATION") shows an idealized futuristic city with happy, healthy people. The right side ("REALITY") features a dystopian painting of aggressive, degenerate-looking individuals. The text argues that Social Darwinism leads to cruelty, ignorance, and societal collapse rather than progress.
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
There isn’t a political affiliation anymore. It’s an alignment for humanity or an alignment for billionaires (who are definitely gonna shit on you, but best of luck). Cant vibe anymore or ignore it anymore.
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Anyone who has dual citizenship- I envy and definitely keep your passport updated! So much for land of the free, bill of rights, constitution, women’s suffrage, fair elections, justice system, government branches…we could go on forever on the shit that’s being stripped or planned to be stripped.
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
My debit got hacked and the bank locked my account. 3 days later and I STILL can’t get through to work it out. School loan subs are FREAKING out, workplace FB is losing their minds about taxes…but this is GREAT! Right? Just buy some chickens and shut up.
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
You post that you know what you voted for (rump) and STILL stand by it- I hope the leopards, tigers, panthers, fuxkin meth heads eat your fucking face. ESP when you own a very public small business. You are le dumb. Peace ✌🏼
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I didn’t want to watch the Super Bowl except for Kendrick. The commercials were solid (ok my fav was Glen Powell’s RAM commercial 😂😂) and I’m glad the Eagles took it. But that halftime….he was the best choice, he NAILED it, he made people talk.
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
We are doomed.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 24/01/2025
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I was raised by two stick figures poking a baby around.
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Perpetual want for my family to…family. But they can’t. Ima celebrate my wins with my in laws and besties from now on.
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
In happy news- I was offered a promotion- which I need to keep climbing that good ol corporate ladder 😄and I got my car back, and next week we can check in on my car on order! WEE! It’s been 11 years and I’m ready for a bigger car!
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
What a surprise, Trump suddenly says Project 2025 is good. Turns out he DOES know about it. What a shock.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Trump ran on policies that, if enacted, would be terrible for the middle class, and yet almost half of voters voted for him. The question is whether they will blame him when it all goes kablooey, but my instinct is they will find some blade way to blame Marxism or something. Maybe "wokeness"
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
If you voted Trump- fuck all the way off. Bye. No regerts. ✌🏼
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
What level of male reproductive healthcare equates to an IUD or even tubal ligation?
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Being the oldest kid is the worst cuz it doesn’t matter how good and successful you are- any decision that you make is worse than the kid who bought a spaceship for $700,000/month with no income or place to live. Cool.
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Another dealership was totally ready to help me secure what I want, found one in transit and let me put a hold on it. Yeah, the local is a jokal.
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I get that cars are the hottest shit on earth right now, but if you work for a dealership and go with “we don’t have that I can’t help you”…it’s not a good look fam.
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My train of thought: dog bowl water fill, water the saddest plants dying for water for weeks, wash counters, start dishwasher, tell husband to take laundry down…IF WE WATER THE ONE THING, WE WATER ALL THE THINGS.
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Do you have super weird turkey convos with your dad ahead of Thanksgiving or do you not have a traumatic childhood? But really, he’s so accepting of my absolute garbage humor. 😂
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
the left: 'people are vulnerable, we should protect them.' the right: 'people are vulnerable, we should exploit them.' any questions?
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
At what point did the public collectively see crosswalks and decide that the pedestrian is wrong? And when did they decide it’s totally ok to nearly run people down on their way to buy bread? Bro, I walk pretty fast and the cars in front of you aren’t moving. Calm down.
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This needs to be said, loud, and often.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Ok who did this? 😂
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
And yet the leader of this insurrection walked free — and returned to run the government he tried to overthrow
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
All I want for Christmas is for Twitter to keep bleeding away millions of users every day to Bluesky until Twitter is nothing more than a bigger, emptier, Truth Social shithole. Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I’m loving it here. We can build a new movement. And be ready when the time comes! Who’s in?
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Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
What do millennials ask for for Xmas- replacement home goods. Upgrade the dishes, pots/pans, towels.. Cuz we too busy being child-free and buying Lego sets to take care of ourselves 🤷🏻‍♀️ World is bleak, let me build small things.
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VL @squishxsquash.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Whoa I can get Twitter without the asshole? WEEE!
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