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Microwaveable plastic

@squigglymips.bsky.social
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Gently compassionate and moderately useless

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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 1h
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Then the prophecy will be fulfilled #stillwithher
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
U can’t handel my @dsoart.com swag
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everyone says this about me
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tbh it’s unreal how much Araki’a art has changed. The new Jotaro looks like a cosplayer of the original Jotaro.
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scientists in the 90s trying to determine whether it’s wearing an earring on the left or the right that makes you gay
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mfw someone busts out the lung fucker
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MODS ARE ASLEEP POST LONG EGG
Long egg
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What did I mean by this
A draft from 6 days ago that just says "Dogswithjobs"
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reminder to treat severe bleeding immediately
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t even know why I have Blind installed on my cellular telephone
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I ain't exactly haram but i ain't exactly halal
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hard + real
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hmm yes
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wonder what happened to Special Meme Fresh. As far as I can tell, they got into gen AI for a bit and then disappeared in a cloud of gender dysphoria.
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagine having a song called "Doctor My Eyes" and your eyes look like this. Imagine rolling up to the doctor and staring at him like this.
Album cover of the best of Jackson Browne, featuring Jackson Browne making bedroom eyes at the camera
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The brawn jame
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pour this in your coolant system
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Vienna players when someone tells them not to move the f pawn early
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sad cowboy adjacent
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How it feels to be never thirsty, ever drinking, all in mail never clinking
Fish from Spunch Bop
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Everyone when I interrupt the conversation to play back the last 15 seconds
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is it that time already?
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me trying to remember the name of that movie about The Odyssey
Professor X concentrating real hard
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dudes be like counting or not counting gang violence?

My brother in Christ it’s fricked up that you want to pivot to claiming minorities when we’re discussing the real problem of gun homicides
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Incredible
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So sad that Tim Curry died of report
Clickbait headlines about Tim Curry’s cause of death. One says "Tim Curry official cause of death revealed: report".  I ain’t clicking that.
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
⚠️ Emergency warning

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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Me and who
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What is happening to the feed
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ok? I don’t know what any of this means I don’t watch anime
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Show us your best pose Here’s mine
A man in a suit leaning on a lamp post
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Boycott ICE
Something from bsky’s search or trending feature. "ICE tactics criticized. Activists call for boycotts and accountability"
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
POV: you ordered some pizzas from Spider-Man
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Man
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Me getting sucked off
Stephen Fry tweets when the queen died
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