Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 13hTbh it’s unreal how much Araki’a art has changed. The new Jotaro looks like a cosplayer of the original Jotaro. 220
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 18hChoosing not to have an opinion on things today 061
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Scientists in the 90s trying to determine whether it’s wearing an earring on the left or the right that makes you gay 070
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A feeling of disdain for things you observe is cringe 000
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Never have a ghost as a witness in a trial, because the other lawyer will just be like "Objection! Immaterial!" 000
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ladies love it when I tell them to smile 010
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This comic is about foraging for mushrooms 0140
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s funny how "nervous" means "lacking nerve" 020
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Congrats on scrolling through 87 comments to see if your idea had been posted 040
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 04/10/2026British rappers be like "flavour flav" 070
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What if the CDC recommends the thing but it’s unclear if you actually need it? 000
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026After long deliberation, I declare Monday to be a holiday 032
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’d hate to be a student right now, taking classes with teachers who rely on tech like this without questioning it. I’d also hate to be a teacher, having to grade AI-written assignments that the students haven’t even read. 010
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What if I just want to protect and care for you 110
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Asking the gas station attendant to check the price on goodrx 020
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I wouldn’t say it tastes like soap. It just doesn’t taste like food. There are lots of plant leaves you shouldn’t eat. Coriander tastes like one of them. 110
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is one reason I don’t like playing on chess[.]com. The country flag can make it feel high-stakes. 120
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What if you didn’t sign up for it and he’s just sending it to you personally 010
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Mfw someone busts out the lung fucker 010
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t remember gyms being like this last time I played pokemon 010
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That last one took a turn. No more gay shit? 😞 100
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There should be a medicine that replaces the need for sleep 240
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I feel the same way about Alchemy. Oh, you know all the steps to make the Elixir of Life? That’s just a fandom. You’re the antiquity version of a convention nerd. 010
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I recently read that Baphomet is not a real demon because it was invented by the French, and I was like, bro, I get it. Nothing the French invent is real. 160
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"But but but they’re both derived from the letter 'i'" I don’t care. One’s a semivowel and the other’s a harsh-sounding consonant. Different sounds. 000
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hot take but it pisses me off that a lot of languages and cultures conflate the letters "y" and "j" and the sounds they make. They don’t sound anything alike. 120
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fun fact: when the Left Banke wrote the song "Walk Away Renée", they were referring to René Descartes, because they were sick of his bullshit 010
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jimmies rustled. Caffeinated. Malding. Outta pocket. Scatterbrained. Just gotta get through the day. 010
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That’s John Halloween, the inventor of Halloween 050
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Data center? No, I would never date one of those. Data scientist? Yeah, maybe. 030
Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Putting my fish back together with fish paste 0180
