squids @squids.bsky.social · 07/10/2026don't worry everyone this isn't real i checked. it's just a post for the bit 140 0
Reposted by squidsMax Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026EATING WITH YOUR HANDS IS UNLADYLIKE. #metroid #samus 4065402072 0
Reposted by squids.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 01/10/2026i have CPTSD, Completely Perfect TransSexual Disorder 6652193 0
Reposted by squidsClaire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026one of my cis dude friends asked what locktober is in the vc and without missing a beat another cis dude friend goes "locktober is like toyotathon for people who like to put penises in jail" 212328626 0
squids @squids.bsky.social · 11/09/2026my experience living with a cis lesbian chaser gives me a unique perspective on this discourse 051 0
Reposted by squidspsudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"He likes to feel tall" (old sketch, not specifically related to today's reveals :p) 59139883089 0
Reposted by squidsWanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Samus Metroid my beloved 1646431743 0
Reposted by squidsBrandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ravenous #metroid 13475461902 0
Reposted by squidsmia 🦴 @useless.pet · 07/09/2026dude,, she's cuddleslop. you only like her because she holds you and makes you feel all warm and protected in her arms,,, 13801196 0
Reposted by squidsCephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 29/08/2026🐙📷joanniev (www.inaturalist.ca/observations...) 06516 0
Reposted by squidsalex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 27/08/2026my life would be so easy if not for the various conditions 110021 0
Reposted by squidsMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Baby cuttlefish practices hiding: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi... 462031355 0
squids @squids.bsky.social · 13/08/2026no greater joy in life than seeing someone park over the lines in a huge truck and saying "uh oh, looks like that's a little more truck than you can handle" 030 0
Reposted by squidsthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211306644 0
Reposted by squidseerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 30/07/2026Speaking as an estranged member of an LDS family, this is the inevitable outcome of assuming that a white Mormon is capable of seeing minorities as human 17613 0
Reposted by squidsRomeo Dandy, Insufferable Chevalier @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026 142559852 0
Reposted by squidsalyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026god the struggle of cis people who can’t give up a daily word game and a children’s book series. no trans person can imagine this immense burden. the poor, poor, poor little treasures. 101023198 0
squids @squids.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Ken Jennings being an asshole transphobe is such an unexpected and disappointing heel turn but you really just cannot trust any celebrity or public figure to have a shred of respect for us anymore. 0111 0
Reposted by squidsbalenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 29/07/2026"a trans girl peed here" chest tattoo 521238 0
Reposted by squidsgatorstooth 🐊 @gatorstooth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026a little guy in these trying times? 515226 0
squids @squids.bsky.social · 07/07/2026shout out @badambulist.bsky.social for the first ever usage of the phrase "New York twang" to describe a Queens accent 100 0
Reposted by squidstams! @maezanilla.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Crown Prince Kiriona Gaia, saddest girl in the world 💀 252933843 0
Reposted by squidsNellBdoodles -Commissions open! @nellbdoodles.bsky.social · 20/05/2026It’s good to be a loyal knight ❤️ 101262412 0
Reposted by squidsCephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 24/06/2026"There's no party like a market squid party" I'm ALWAYS saying this 0318 0
Reposted by squidsstovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 29/05/2026hope i don’t get pissed off (clocking in at the Piss Me Off factory) 220749 0
squids @squids.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I'm just reading their own posts out loud to them and they're genuinely beet red and laughing so hard they can't breathe 021 0
squids @squids.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I asked if they like being a wriggling worm experiencing its own death awake with fear and ecstacy and they said "yeah it's nice" 021 0
squids @squids.bsky.social · 13/05/2026every morning I leave for work and my Owner immediately begins to suffer from acute Poster's Madness due to lack of kisses 231 0
Reposted by squidsClaudifops @charlatanmonarch.bsky.social · 07/05/2026ALRIGHT ANYBODY MOVE AND THEY'RE GETTING A SYRINGE FULL OF GIRL 76526111 0
Reposted by squidsCephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Squid: "Can I have a fish?" Me: "Just one." Squid: *pulls out the comically oversized fish* 🦑📷kappleton (www.inaturalist.ca/observations...) 05915 0
Reposted by squidshazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 01/05/2026hey girl, are you really that quiet and tiny or are you just really far away 2163 0
Reposted by squidsSuzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 18/04/2026The Free Speech Coalition is serious about starting an adult industry credit union. Part of this is being able to show regulators that enough people would use it, so please fill out this form if you're interested! (Yes, credit unions can issue credit cards!) www.freespeechcoalition.com/surveyfreespeechcoalition.comCredit Union Survey — Free Speech Coalition 5338262890 0
Reposted by squidshazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 16/04/2026someone in PDX hire me (beautiful woman loved by all animals) full time for so much money to sit with your cats while your away so they aren't lonely (I cannot do physical labor) 0125 0
Reposted by squidsKeter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Love this animals, the squib 735232 0
Reposted by squidsruiner @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 23/03/2026you guys ever think about how often when somebody finds a good reason to hate a tranny the first pilers-on will dig up that she bought something nice for herself one time or that she might have a good job or that someone she knows might have some money? 8662103 0
Reposted by squidshazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 21/03/2026it's okay if transphobes get harassed for wanting and supporting the real actual violence happening to trans people 191 0
Reposted by squidsBrandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 16/03/2026I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are! 109119974768 0
Reposted by squidsSoftlySteph @softlysteph.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Alcohol abuse ruins relationships -- no self harm without also harming the ones who care about you. If you need alcohol to be social, no you don't -- there are other ways you can be helped I promise. If you don't feel like yourself without drinking, you're addicted and it's killing you. 612516 0
Reposted by squids👻 Daz-TOMBs 💀 @daztoons.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Polyphemus, coming back home, and finding Nobody in his cave. 251749489 0
Reposted by squidsMarathon Yuri @catboy-durandal.bsky.social · 13/03/2026share a drinkable cheeseburger w/ me <3 [source: MenaceCide www.reddit.com/r/Marathon/c... ] 121762 0