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just a gay little squid. 🔞 minors fuck off. squife.bsky.social 💍💍 gay married.

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squids @squids.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
don't worry everyone this isn't real i checked. it's just a post for the bit
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Max Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
EATING WITH YOUR HANDS IS UNLADYLIKE. #metroid #samus
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.·*.♡ 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸ℯ𝓈𝓈 𝓅𝓊𝒹𝒹𝓁ℯ ♡.·*. :3 @raynpuddle.useless.pet · 01/10/2026
i have CPTSD, Completely Perfect TransSexual Disorder
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
one of my cis dude friends asked what locktober is in the vc and without missing a beat another cis dude friend goes "locktober is like toyotathon for people who like to put penises in jail"
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squids @squids.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i just watched her uninstall this app
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squids @squids.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my experience living with a cis lesbian chaser gives me a unique perspective on this discourse
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"He likes to feel tall" (old sketch, not specifically related to today's reveals :p)
Samus outside of her suit letting Kirby ride where her helmet would be
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus Metroid my beloved
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous #metroid
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mia 🦴 @useless.pet · 07/09/2026
dude,, she's cuddleslop. you only like her because she holds you and makes you feel all warm and protected in her arms,,,
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Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🐙📷joanniev (www.inaturalist.ca/observations...)
A screenshot of text messages with "Bruce Landlord." At Today 11:48 AM, Bruce says "It is clear in the lease: no pets are allowed in the apt. Sorry." The other person in the conversation sends a picture of a Baird's Octopus (Bathypolypus bairdii). The octopus is sitting on the sea floor. Its arms are resting on the ground with their ends all curled up. It has papillae raised above each eye, making it look like it has horns. It is completely light brown, with some orangish pink underneath. Its eyes are kind of shine with you being able to see something yellow under the skin. The sea floor is sandy but there is small brown debris that appears to mostly be plant matter.
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alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 27/08/2026
my life would be so easy if not for the various conditions
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Baby cuttlefish practices hiding: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...
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squids @squids.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
no greater joy in life than seeing someone park over the lines in a huge truck and saying "uh oh, looks like that's a little more truck than you can handle"
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 30/07/2026
Speaking as an estranged member of an LDS family, this is the inevitable outcome of assuming that a white Mormon is capable of seeing minorities as human
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Romeo Dandy, Insufferable Chevalier @sleepydawgs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
god the struggle of cis people who can’t give up a daily word game and a children’s book series. no trans person can imagine this immense burden. the poor, poor, poor little treasures.
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squids @squids.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ken Jennings being an asshole transphobe is such an unexpected and disappointing heel turn but you really just cannot trust any celebrity or public figure to have a shred of respect for us anymore.
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"a trans girl peed here" chest tattoo
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gatorstooth 🐊 @gatorstooth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
a little guy in these trying times?
a red sketch of a nautilus themed fakemon
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Instant Transmission
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squids @squids.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
shout out @badambulist.bsky.social for the first ever usage of the phrase "New York twang" to describe a Queens accent
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tams! @maezanilla.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Crown Prince Kiriona Gaia, saddest girl in the world 💀
Kiriona Gaia from The Locked Tomb series, dressed in regal clothes, looking straight to the camera as she sits on a throne all splayed out.

Her expression is unreadable, but it isn’t pleasant. Her jacket is open by the chest, exposing it. 

The background is adorned with Pōhutukawa flowers, which tree is New Zealand’s Christmas tree. I thought it fitting for her!
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NellBdoodles -Commissions open! @nellbdoodles.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It’s good to be a loyal knight ❤️
Gauntlet hand
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Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"There's no party like a market squid party" I'm ALWAYS saying this
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
hope i don’t get pissed off (clocking in at the Piss Me Off factory)
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squids @squids.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
yeah she uhh, you know... Trains Gengar
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squids @squids.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
literally what does this one mean
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squids @squids.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'm just reading their own posts out loud to them and they're genuinely beet red and laughing so hard they can't breathe
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squids @squids.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I asked if they like being a wriggling worm experiencing its own death awake with fear and ecstacy and they said "yeah it's nice"
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squids @squids.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
every morning I leave for work and my Owner immediately begins to suffer from acute Poster's Madness due to lack of kisses
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Claudifops @charlatanmonarch.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
ALRIGHT ANYBODY MOVE AND THEY'RE GETTING A SYRINGE FULL OF GIRL
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Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Squid: "Can I have a fish?" Me: "Just one." Squid: *pulls out the comically oversized fish* 🦑📷kappleton (www.inaturalist.ca/observations...)
An Atlantic Brief Squid (Lolliguncula brevis) firmly grasped onto a much longer fish that it appears to have caught. The fish is long and thin, but it is still almost as wide as the squid's mantle. The squid is orangish brown and the fish is silvery.
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squids @squids.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
everything too much all the time
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
hey girl, are you really that quiet and tiny or are you just really far away
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 18/04/2026
The Free Speech Coalition is serious about starting an adult industry credit union. Part of this is being able to show regulators that enough people would use it, so please fill out this form if you're interested! (Yes, credit unions can issue credit cards!) www.freespeechcoalition.com/survey
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Credit Union Survey — Free Speech Coalition
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
someone in PDX hire me (beautiful woman loved by all animals) full time for so much money to sit with your cats while your away so they aren't lonely (I cannot do physical labor)
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
FUCK
CVS Pharmacy: HAZEL, your Rx TOP is temporarily out of stock. We've ordered it and it should be in soon.
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Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
thai food is no joke
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Love this animals, the squib
a very small and very green bobtail squid
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ruiner @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 23/03/2026
you guys ever think about how often when somebody finds a good reason to hate a tranny the first pilers-on will dig up that she bought something nice for herself one time or that she might have a good job or that someone she knows might have some money?
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
it's okay if transphobes get harassed for wanting and supporting the real actual violence happening to trans people
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
wait, fuck, this is gorillaz
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 16/03/2026
I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are!
From the article: 
"I think that until the bubble bursts, AI will be used by quite a few game companies, and perhaps even beyond the bubble," says Brandon Sheffield of Necrosoft Games, which released the RPG Demonschool last year. "Look, I am not a fool – I understand that AI has some uses. Primary among those being the devaluing of work, the cheapening of labour, the laying off of creatives, and the generation of busywork for humans to fix whatever AI generates."

"It's also useful for burning through water, raising the prices of RAM and chipsets globally, and poisoning anyone near the data centres that run them. So there are a lot of use cases for AI. From spurring on the death of the creative endeavour to dissolving our economy, AI is absolutely gangbusters at what it does. We don't use it in our studio though."
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SoftlySteph @softlysteph.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Alcohol abuse ruins relationships -- no self harm without also harming the ones who care about you. If you need alcohol to be social, no you don't -- there are other ways you can be helped I promise. If you don't feel like yourself without drinking, you're addicted and it's killing you.
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👻 Daz-TOMBs 💀 @daztoons.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Polyphemus, coming back home, and finding Nobody in his cave.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The pokemon spheal in some snow with the text "happy spheal sunday let's give it our nothing"
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Marathon Yuri @catboy-durandal.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
share a drinkable cheeseburger w/ me <3 [source: MenaceCide www.reddit.com/r/Marathon/c... ]
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Mir @hovermyr.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I've been saying!!
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