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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
The President can fire the AG at will, but he has no *influence* over him. That would be preposterous, utterly improper. An affront to the decency of our politics.
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Y'all remember when Bush was President for 20 years?
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
This is a variant of Argument through Exhaustion that debate kid democrats love to use. Quick, give me a detailed plan of how we would replace every element of the supply chain before you note American company Apple's complicity in slavery.
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
It takes four years from commission of a crime to arrest and prosecution, everyone knows this, idiot (child)!
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
It's too bad Joe Biden could not be trusted to prosecute crimes committed by the political class. This is why we're not alarmed by the shrieks that Democracy is Over. We know.
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Hundreds of dollars of public money every month going to some useless executive's fiftieth house in my name? No thanks.
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Guy wants to choose where I place my goalposts. I'm supposed to be inspired to vote because you yelled at me that some randos elsewhere are doing really great? Also, it's bullshit and we all know it. Uncle Dude here clearly hasn't tried to use a Bronze plan.
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Everybody happy with the state of healthcare?
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Hey guys they're taking away your democracy
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Cult.
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
One of the ways you suppress criticism of a figure is you flood the zone with other, milder, criticisms. Nobody hates Genocide Joe for having a stutter. The fact that he's a zombie is like the eighth thing down the list of things we hate about him.
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
The unemployment rate is a combination of workers falling out the back end or being shunted to precarious gig positions and a bunch of subminimum migrant farmworker jobs being created for the people we're forcing to crawl through barbed wire (they'll take worse treatment to avoid doing it again).
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 10/03/2024
It's HARD to be management in tech. Because there are two versions of company goals: the fake version for employees; and the real one for investors ("grow quick, exit fast, give investors 7x who cares what happens after") When fake values collide with the real, managers have to do the dirty work.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
the baddest who in whoville
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
if you have to ask, you didn't know
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
The fundamental divide right now is there's a group of people who believe if your reasoning isn't grounded in some kind of moral principle then its conclusions aren't worth much vs nah, that's not true
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
If I was Han I would have stayed in the carbonite. That is a low-stress situation and all your bills are paid for
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
I've seen friends thrown in jail for months on the flimsiest pretexts, cars stolen, lives wrecked. Biden reminding us that he had four years to deal with the problem and just.. didn't, so that he could campaign against it, instead, would not go over well with those of us who think.
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Biden talking about shrinkflation pisses me off because it's been terrible under him, and that's because corporations know they won't face any sanction for doing it. Price controls? Investigations? Legislation? lol yeah fucking right
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
Oh, no, you thanked John Adams instead of your husband? That's going to cause conflict!
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
John Fetterman has betrayed his constituency and must be primaried. It's time we had a change agent in that seat, a firebrand, a real Kirsten Sinema or John Fetterman
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
God, grant me the intelligence to be the interesting kind of crazy
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
Heard somebody called a "rape denialist" which would be an effective insult if rape fabricators didn't exist. "Believe women" somehow turned into believe the IDF about some women they imagined, that, no, you can't see or talk to them.
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Is there any bright spot in this economy for working-class folks right now?
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
Watching my friends get hauled off to jail for months, their cars stolen, for nothing, but I gotta hear how it takes four years and one day to prosecute major felonies committed on national television.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 29/02/2024
NO WAY! Lmfao it was my tweet about Phony Stark 😂👈😎👈
My tweet from 7/25/2023 with a screenshot of an article where I say he’s just such a Fucking dipshit. And the article says Elon comes down, and he walks over to the breakfast bar and he picks up a package of Pop-Tarts,” the man recalled. “He was transfixed. This was like a scene out of 2001: A Space Odyssey, when the apes examine the monolith. It was clearly the most fascinating thing he had seen that morning. When Musk finally realized that Pop-Tarts are best prepared toasted, he took the package to the toaster and inserted the two pastries into the slots — horizontally. After the Pop-Tarts were done cooking, instead of doing literally anything else, Musk dug his fingers in between the grates to get the treats that were out of reach, screaming “Fuck, it burns! Fuck, it burns!” at the top of his lungs. 

Next time, just get a muffin.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
It someone can get me in touch with the appropriate editors I can have 800 words on why Joe Biden must sword missile Donald Trump on your desk by 9am tomorrow.
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Somewhere out there is a Trump collector from before all this politics stuff that is having a very bad time
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
The reviews are in
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
To many people, the pitch of the Democratic party is Keep Smug Liberals Comfortable. If you haven't had access to safe and legal abortion for decades, a bunch of bluecheck "do you even civics" folks losing *their* access doesn't feel like some sudden calamity requiring your attention.
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
What is there to worry about today
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
I can say with some confidence that if you like The Raid you'll like Blue Eye Samurai
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
etymology she already done had hers
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Drag Race contestants talking about they can't go to Russia like they can safely go to Ohio.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
hacking is a legal term for "something with computers the prosecutor doesn't know how to do and doesn't like"
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Mr Drinking a Beer @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com · 22/02/2024
I take a girl home. We go to the bedroom. She takes off her clothes. “I don’t know how to use that,” I say. “I don’t think I can use that here. Hmm, I don’t want to do that right now.”
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Leftists are complaining about the Genocide in Palestine, actually. And our continued arms shipments to Israel. Detention camps are why we need an effective opposition, not a captured one.
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squeezly @squeezly.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
They're impressed, mom. Here's a nice top-level summary of Biden's attitudes towards the rich and the rest. www.vox.com/policy-and-p...
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