Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 4hWell, he can’t spell “artificial”, so “super” might be easier? Then again, I doubt he could spell “intelligence”. Or “AI”, for that matter. 010
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 7hI’m still baffled at using Painter for 3 innings! Is that why I saw it referred to as the “Mattingly Special”? 100
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 9hI love talking baseball with my dad, especially as we get into the postseason. Glad you get to as well! 070
Reposted by Dustin MuellerAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 20hThree million highly sensitive records, out in the open for nine months. 19025501273
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 9hWell, the Padres did score (3x+1) what the Cubs did. I just figured the Cubs would score…multiple runs? So instead of 7-2, it was 4-1. Either way, I knew it was over. On to the Division Series! 000
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 19hNot to worry - when they pull Gausman, their bullpen will… ah shit, never mind. 010
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 20hThanks - but I really only care about the most important pick… 100
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 20hHey, how much is NY up right now? (Yeah, I should’ve put a parlay down on these). 220
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Welp, I got the Philly/Atlanta call right. Now to see if the other 3 series end today. 100
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Yeah, what you said isn’t good enough. Lie better to me.” 000
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know I am!!static.klipy.comMaximus: Are You Not Entertained?Alt: Maximus: Are You Not Entertained? 010
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Revisiting these picks, I think the only WC series that even has a chance of going to a 3rd game is the Philly/Atlanta series, after a close Game 2. The others will end today. White Sox probably double-up the Astros again. NY will beat Boston by 5+. And Padres probably win something like 7-2. 110
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every single one of these people in this regime is an idiot. 030
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026False. Also - anyone know the odds of the Cubs getting more than 1 hit today? 120
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And she’s been shut away in prison for 30 years instead of getting the psychological help she needed. I’m not saying what she did was wrong; I’m saying we don’t do what’s right before these crimes are committed. 110
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You just KNOW those essays were shit too, right? Probably generated with ChatGPT or something. 130
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Best offense in MLB, huh? Yeah, I don’t think they can blame the bullpen for this one. 000
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And they still hated the inexorable flow of it into oblivion. 010
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oral surgeon cleared me from any restrictions yesterday, and my orthodontist agrees. So of course I’m gonna hit the gym tomorrow morning to see where I’m at after no workouts for 7 weeks. Wish me luck! 040
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh, I also just saw that Mickey Gasper tore his biceps off the tendon. So there’s that. 020
Reposted by Dustin Mueller🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's time for Justice. Trump was indicted on 91 felonies; he was found guilty of 34 of them. The rest were put on hold. As President, he has committed dozens of crimes. It's time for law enforcement agencies to take action. Our democracy depends on it. 1267
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Phillies got 5 innings from Luzardo today? Damn, I did not expect that. 000
Reposted by Dustin MuellerMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026It's been 155 days since Trump said Iran's oil infrastructure would spontaneously explode in 3 days due to the U.S. blockade 841569453
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comWWE Daniel Bryan's Iconic 'YES!' ChantAlt: WWE Daniel Bryan's Iconic 'YES!' Chant 020
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That, and the 4 teams that wait for the Wild Card series winner earned a bye into the Division Championship round. Though I’m not sure Cleveland actually deserved it. 020
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve just returned from a quick trip to the future (Nov 1), and here’s what’s gonna happen: (Please disregard any hysterics that follow any branches timelines) 250
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would even accept “nothing” at this point, if only to avoid the continuous harm they do. 010
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026B? I’m not even sure the last time they even MADE the playoffs! 010
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So America is on… the Cuba route? Yeah, that bodes well for our future. 🙄 033
Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thanks, past me, for making me a delicious breakfast! 020