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Dustin Mueller

@sqlcheesecake.bsky.social
1.9K followers 682 following 6.7K posts

I’m this guy who likes to do stuff. Liberal AF (will literally punch Nazis). Interests include SQL Server, baseball, food, coffee, travel, people, & dogs (and almost never in that exact order).

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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 4h
Well, he can’t spell “artificial”, so “super” might be easier? Then again, I doubt he could spell “intelligence”. Or “AI”, for that matter.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 7h
I’m still baffled at using Painter for 3 innings! Is that why I saw it referred to as the “Mattingly Special”?
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 8h
Thanks Ned! Hoping this is finally our year!
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 9h
I love talking baseball with my dad, especially as we get into the postseason. Glad you get to as well!
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veery @veery.bsky.social · 9h
yes you could say i’m a centrist
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 9h
Ahem… @nedpyle.com
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 20h
Three million highly sensitive records, out in the open for nine months.
Pete Hegseth drunk and drenchedKash Patel drunk
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 9h
Well, the Padres did score (3x+1) what the Cubs did. I just figured the Cubs would score…multiple runs? So instead of 7-2, it was 4-1. Either way, I knew it was over. On to the Division Series!
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 16h
Everything is insane.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 18h
Duh.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 18h
Has anyone asked if it *should* be saved though?
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 18h
Dammit, I’m sorry he put you through that.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 19h
Not to worry - when they pull Gausman, their bullpen will… ah shit, never mind.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 19h
Go Brewers!
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 20h
Thanks - but I really only care about the most important pick…
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 20h
Hey, how much is NY up right now? (Yeah, I should’ve put a parlay down on these).
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 20h
FRJ
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 20h
Gosh, I wonder why that might be… 🤔
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 21h
2/2 so far today, with the White Sox winning.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Welp, I got the Philly/Atlanta call right. Now to see if the other 3 series end today.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Yeah, what you said isn’t good enough. Lie better to me.”
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Exactly what I was thinking.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know I am!!
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Maximus: Are You Not Entertained?
Alt: Maximus: Are You Not Entertained?
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Revisiting these picks, I think the only WC series that even has a chance of going to a 3rd game is the Philly/Atlanta series, after a close Game 2. The others will end today. White Sox probably double-up the Astros again. NY will beat Boston by 5+. And Padres probably win something like 7-2.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every single one of these people in this regime is an idiot.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
False. Also - anyone know the odds of the Cubs getting more than 1 hit today?
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And she’s been shut away in prison for 30 years instead of getting the psychological help she needed. I’m not saying what she did was wrong; I’m saying we don’t do what’s right before these crimes are committed.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You just KNOW those essays were shit too, right? Probably generated with ChatGPT or something.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Best offense in MLB, huh? Yeah, I don’t think they can blame the bullpen for this one.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And they still hated the inexorable flow of it into oblivion.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Definitely yeasty.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oral surgeon cleared me from any restrictions yesterday, and my orthodontist agrees. So of course I’m gonna hit the gym tomorrow morning to see where I’m at after no workouts for 7 weeks. Wish me luck!
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But it’s not *just* the bullpen’s fault…
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Recurring issue these days.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, I also just saw that Mickey Gasper tore his biceps off the tendon. So there’s that.
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's time for Justice. Trump was indicted on 91 felonies; he was found guilty of 34 of them. The rest were put on hold. As President, he has committed dozens of crimes. It's time for law enforcement agencies to take action. Our democracy depends on it.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Phillies got 5 innings from Luzardo today? Damn, I did not expect that.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Before. Hmmm…
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026
It's been 155 days since Trump said Iran's oil infrastructure would spontaneously explode in 3 days due to the U.S. blockade
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s the bullpen’s fault.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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WWE Daniel Bryan's Iconic 'YES!' Chant
Alt: WWE Daniel Bryan's Iconic 'YES!' Chant
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That, and the 4 teams that wait for the Wild Card series winner earned a bye into the Division Championship round. Though I’m not sure Cleveland actually deserved it.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve just returned from a quick trip to the future (Nov 1), and here’s what’s gonna happen: (Please disregard any hysterics that follow any branches timelines)
MLB postseason predictions:
AL Wild Card
Chicago White Sox over Houston Astros
New York Yankees over the Boston Red Sox 
NL Wild Card
Atlanta Braves over the Philadelphia Phillies
San Diego Padres over the Chicago Cubs 
AL Division Series 
White Sox over the Cleveland Guardians
Yankees over the Tampa Bay Rays 
NL Division Series
LA Dodgers over the Braves
Milwaukee Brewers over the Padres
AL Championship Series 
Yankees over the White Sox 
NL Championship Series 
Brewers over the Dodgers
World Series 
Brewers over the Yankees
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would even accept “nothing” at this point, if only to avoid the continuous harm they do.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
B? I’m not even sure the last time they even MADE the playoffs!
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy National Coffee Day!
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But he doesn’t want different results.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So… nothing helpful? Got it.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So America is on… the Cuba route? Yeah, that bodes well for our future. 🙄
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks, past me, for making me a delicious breakfast!
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